I pick up long neck tortoises by the edge of the shell, I've never been scratched.
And how do I check to see if the plat has a dick?
Even without venom you’ve got issues.
It’s like picking up a Long neck Tortoise, they don’t have venom but because their claws are so filthy you’ll certainly catch something if they scratch you.
As the Government keeps trying to explain to people in Afghanistan and Sri Lanka, everything here is trying to kill you; don’t come.
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