Bunyip Discovered in Australia in 2006

Cook

Banned
Even without venom you’ve got issues.

It’s like picking up a Long neck Tortoise, they don’t have venom but because their claws are so filthy you’ll certainly catch something if they scratch you.

As the Government keeps trying to explain to people in Afghanistan and Sri Lanka, everything here is trying to kill you; don’t come.
:p
 
I pick up long neck tortoises by the edge of the shell, I've never been scratched. My broher got bitten by a little skink once, and screamed like a bitch, weak!
 

Keenir

Banned
And how do I check to see if the plat has a dick?

arouse it. if nothing emerges, either he's not in the mood, or she's a girl.

Even without venom you’ve got issues.


true.

It’s like picking up a Long neck Tortoise, they don’t have venom but because their claws are so filthy you’ll certainly catch something if they scratch you.


true.
like Komodo Monitors - it took a while to discover they were venomous, given how many bacteria lived in their mouths.

well, at least they {platypi} don't have teeth like their ancestors do.

As the Government keeps trying to explain to people in Afghanistan and Sri Lanka, everything here is trying to kill you; don’t come.
:p

the Aboriginal communities are probably wondering why they never thought of that. (probably because the British wouldn't have listened)
 
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