Awesome Boris Idea That I Don't Have Time to Write...

..."I'm not bloody well going home. We're staying here. I have been offered a fantastic opportunity here Charlotte...Bugger Oxford. You can sit the ruddy exams anytime you like...I'm sure I'll hardly be able to hold onto this job for long but while I can I want to do this"

"Alright Stanley. Alright. But if we stay too long Alexander will turn out be a grasping little New Yorker and on your head be it..."

"Well perhaps we won't stay that long then...and stop telling people the little tyke's middle name old girl. They'll think we're suspect Russian emigres or some such...
"

Thus began the unlikely tale of the life and career of the accidental American giant...Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

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..."I'm not bloody well going home. We're staying here. I have been offered a fantastic opportunity here Charlotte...Bugger Oxford. You can sit the ruddy exams anytime you like...I'm sure I'll hardly be able to hold onto this job for long but while I can I want to do this"

"Alright Stanley. Alright. But if we stay too long Alexander will turn out be a grasping little New Yorker and your head be it..."

"Well perhaps we won't stay that long then...and stopping telling people the little tyke's middle name old girl. They'll think we're suspect Russian emigres or some such..."

Thus began the unlikely tale of the life and career of the accidental American giant...Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson


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.... ok. Please pardon me whilst I try and reassemble my shattered brain. (Oh the horror, the sheer horror....)
 
What next....Jacob Rees-Mogg as PM??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg

For those who didn't see it, he was on Have I Got News for You recently and I thought he came out of it quite well.......almost as good as Boris did on his first episode....he didn't make a total prick of himself as I suspect the producers were hoping.
 
Just a thought, but doesn't this require certain astronomical alignments?

Edit, or rather Re-alignments?
 
What next....Jacob Rees-Mogg as PM??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg

For those who didn't see it, he was on Have I Got News for You recently and I thought he came out of it quite well.......almost as good as Boris did on his first episode....he didn't make a total prick of himself as I suspect the producers were hoping.

He did do well didn't he! He came over as weird but genuine and skirted very competently around all the little traps set for him. Were he not a Tory I could have almost been tempted to vote for him.

I wonder where he would fit in a Johnson cabinet?
 
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