This man needs a
Sub-Physical Aetheric Random Kinetic energy! It's a special form of energy that relies on the implausibility of events happening in order to expand, allowing more of it to be used for...well, whatever you like. The universe gets more implausible every day, and this increases the amount of energy you can enjoy for output in many kinds of supernatural acts!
For example, you can use it to send a city back in time! Just watch as I send Ottawa back to 1850!
This other plane of existential fabric has yet to be located in OTL, but it can be in your time line for the low low price of you having read far enough in this post for it to be implausible for me to expect you to keep reading my nonsense!
