As Dreamers Do Part Deux

Entertainment News for Early February 2007
Entertainment News for Early February 2007

Lionsgate Music confirms they have dropped rapper Kanye West from their Jive Records label after he insensitively accused Tiffany Disney of fabricating her lifelong incontinence issues during an interview on BET's 106 and Park. "I'd like to get Tiff out 'dem diapers and into a Gucci thong bikini if I was her boyfriend," Mr. West told host Terrence J.
- MTV News

Turner Broadcasting, CNN's parent company, said in a statement that they have hired an outside firm to investigate allegations leveled against Ruby-Spears chief Butch Hartman.
- CNN

The Sports Page
In Washington, Congressional Republicans grilled WLAF Commissioner Oliver Luck on his decision to ban former Portland Breakers owner Merritt Paulson for life.

key-republicans-hedging-in-race-for-speaker-may-benefit-jordan-dffa20e64fd77c23.jpg

Jim Jordan (R-OH):
"Mr. Paulson still has a lot of life ahead of him. Why would you hand down this lifetime ban to a man not yet 35?"

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Oliver Luck (Commissioner; World League of American Football)
"Because he simply became radioactive for our brand. The Oregonian notified me of their investigation into Mr. Paulson in 2005 and I took the time to oversee our internal investigation before I came to that decision. We were able to gather evidence supporting the paper's claims that Paulson fostered an environment that was hostile to all female employees of the Breaker organization. Five former cheerleaders I spoke to said that boys as young as 13 were able to wander into the cheerleader dressing room with no security to stop them. And when Paulson was confronted about that, he laughed at anybody who pointed it out to him..."

***Jordan sinks in his chair***

Luck (Continued):
"We also received evidence that Paulson had hired known computer hackers to the team's IT staff to deliberately compromise the instant replay apparatus with a virus during a 2005 home game against Oakland, resulting in the Condors losing on a call that could've easily been reversed. Delta Dome staff told me that Paulson allowed the Breakers' concussion protocol tent to be used as a makeshift Asian massage parlor during home games."​
 
Lionsgate Music confirms they have dropped rapper Kanye West from their Jive Records label after he insensitively accused Tiffany Disney of fabricating her lifelong incontinence issues during an interview on BET's 106 and Park. "I'd like to get Tiff out 'dem diapers and into a Gucci thong bikini if I was her boyfriend," Mr. West told host Terrence J.
- MTV News

Turner Broadcasting, CNN's parent company, said in a statement that they have hired an outside firm to investigate allegations leveled against Ruby-Spears chief Butch Hartman.
- CNN
On the one hand, this makes me hate Kanye West on a personal level if he can insult a Disney just like that.

On the other hand, I'd actually root for Turner to take Butch's more recent ideas and make them their own. I know that IOTL, we should vote for more creative control, but for this guy in the late 2000's? TUFF Puppy and Bunsen should just give Hartman the "Based on an Idea" credit and nothing else.
 
On the one hand, this makes me hate Kanye West on a personal level if he can insult a Disney just like that.

On the other hand, I'd actually root for Turner to take Butch's more recent ideas and make them their own. I know that IOTL, we should vote for more creative control, but for this guy in the late 2000's? TUFF Puppy and Bunsen should just give Hartman the "Based on an Idea" credit and nothing else.
Kanye isn't the only one that has taken cheap shots at Tiffany. And many more brands will be dropping him shortly.

All that hinges on the results of Turner's investigation into Butch.
 
Entertainment News for Early February 2007

Lionsgate Music confirms they have dropped rapper Kanye West from their Jive Records label after he insensitively accused Tiffany Disney of fabricating her lifelong incontinence issues during an interview on BET's 106 and Park. "I'd like to get Tiff out 'dem diapers and into a Gucci thong bikini if I was her boyfriend," Mr. West told host Terrence J.
- MTV News

Turner Broadcasting, CNN's parent company, said in a statement that they have hired an outside firm to investigate allegations leveled against Ruby-Spears chief Butch Hartman.
- CNN

The Sports Page
In Washington, Congressional Republicans grilled WLAF Commissioner Oliver Luck on his decision to ban former Portland Breakers owner Merritt Paulson for life.

key-republicans-hedging-in-race-for-speaker-may-benefit-jordan-dffa20e64fd77c23.jpg

Jim Jordan (R-OH):
"Mr. Paulson still has a lot of life ahead of him. Why would you hand down this lifetime ban to a man not yet 35?"

1*_gvZRtcQajk_W6nyM_yU6Q.jpeg

Oliver Luck (Commissioner; World League of American Football)
"Because he simply became radioactive for our brand. The Oregonian notified me of their investigation into Mr. Paulson in 2005 and I took the time to oversee our internal investigation before I came to that decision. We were able to gather evidence supporting the paper's claims that Paulson fostered an environment that was hostile to all female employees of the Breaker organization. Five former cheerleaders I spoke to said that boys as young as 13 were able to wander into the cheerleader dressing room with no security to stop them. And when Paulson was confronted about that, he laughed at anybody who pointed it out to him..."

***Jordan sinks in his chair***

Luck (Continued):
"We also received evidence that Paulson had hired known computer hackers to the team's IT staff to deliberately compromise the instant replay apparatus with a virus during a 2005 home game against Oakland, resulting in the Condors losing on a call that could've easily been reversed. Delta Dome staff told me that Paulson allowed the Breakers' concussion protocol tent to be used as a makeshift Asian massage parlor during home games."​
1. Oh god Kanye, STFU you dumb bastard!
2. Honestly given how he is in OTL it's about time.
3. Holy crap... Also, I love how Luck made Jordan look like a stupid schmuck. Also "allowed the Breakers' concussion protocol tent to be used as a makeshift Asian massage parlor during home games" is a new one for me. Wonder how long it will be before Dan Snyder steals this idea from this TL.
 
Entertainment News for Early February 2007

Lionsgate Music confirms they have dropped rapper Kanye West from their Jive Records label after he insensitively accused Tiffany Disney of fabricating her lifelong incontinence issues during an interview on BET's 106 and Park. "I'd like to get Tiff out 'dem diapers and into a Gucci thong bikini if I was her boyfriend," Mr. West told host Terrence J.
- MTV News
That's sad................
Turner Broadcasting, CNN's parent company, said in a statement that they have hired an outside firm to investigate allegations leveled against Ruby-Spears chief Butch Hartman.
- CNN
I see Hartman’s being investigated. What shocking things will they find?
Right now, Butch still thinks he's invincible.
So basically, this is about to become another John K-level disaster?
On the one hand, this makes me hate Kanye West on a personal level if he can insult a Disney just like that.
Me too!
On the other hand, I'd actually root for Turner to take Butch's more recent ideas and make them their own. I know that IOTL, we should vote for more creative control, but for this guy in the late 2000's? TUFF Puppy and Bunsen should just give Hartman the "Based on an Idea" credit and nothing else.
Exactly, in fact, we should basically completely butterfly those shows and replace them with something else if that!
Kanye isn't the only one that has taken cheap shots at Tiffany. And many more brands will be dropping him shortly.
Wow.......

I don't even wanna know who else has done that...
All that hinges on the results of Turner's investigation into Butch.
What is even happening?
1. Oh god Kanye, STFU you dumb bastard!
2. Honestly given how he is in OTL it's about time.
3. Holy crap... Also, I love how Luck made Jordan look like a stupid schmuck. Also "allowed the Breakers' concussion protocol tent to be used as a makeshift Asian massage parlor during home games" is a new one for me. Wonder how long it will be before Dan Snyder steals this idea from this TL.
Exactly!

And don't give Dan any ideas......
 
Entertainment News for Early February 2007

Lionsgate Music confirms they have dropped rapper Kanye West from their Jive Records label after he insensitively accused Tiffany Disney of fabricating her lifelong incontinence issues during an interview on BET's 106 and Park. "I'd like to get Tiff out 'dem diapers and into a Gucci thong bikini if I was her boyfriend," Mr. West told host Terrence J.
- MTV News
Kayne being Kayne I guess. Which is ugly for everyone else on this planet.
Turner Broadcasting, CNN's parent company, said in a statement that they have hired an outside firm to investigate allegations leveled against Ruby-Spears chief Butch Hartman.
- CNN
Get Butch out! Get Butch out!
The Sports Page
In Washington, Congressional Republicans grilled WLAF Commissioner Oliver Luck on his decision to ban former Portland Breakers owner Merritt Paulson for life.

key-republicans-hedging-in-race-for-speaker-may-benefit-jordan-dffa20e64fd77c23.jpg

Jim Jordan (R-OH):
"Mr. Paulson still has a lot of life ahead of him. Why would you hand down this lifetime ban to a man not yet 35?"

1*_gvZRtcQajk_W6nyM_yU6Q.jpeg

Oliver Luck (Commissioner; World League of American Football)
"Because he simply became radioactive for our brand. The Oregonian notified me of their investigation into Mr. Paulson in 2005 and I took the time to oversee our internal investigation before I came to that decision. We were able to gather evidence supporting the paper's claims that Paulson fostered an environment that was hostile to all female employees of the Breaker organization. Five former cheerleaders I spoke to said that boys as young as 13 were able to wander into the cheerleader dressing room with no security to stop them. And when Paulson was confronted about that, he laughed at anybody who pointed it out to him..."

***Jordan sinks in his chair***

Luck (Continued):
"We also received evidence that Paulson had hired known computer hackers to the team's IT staff to deliberately compromise the instant replay apparatus with a virus during a 2005 home game against Oakland, resulting in the Condors losing on a call that could've easily been reversed. Delta Dome staff told me that Paulson allowed the Breakers' concussion protocol tent to be used as a makeshift Asian massage parlor during home games."​
He may be 35, but he's already proven to be a shmuck. I see no good reason why the WLAF should NOT have banned him.
 
Wow.......

I don't even wanna know who else has done that...
Kanye West
John Kricfalusi
Howard Stern
Dave Chappelle
George Lopez
Ted Nugent
Ray Spum
Bill O'Reilly
Victoria Jackson (Former SNL and current AEG TV star)
Geraldo Rivera
Morton Downey, Jr. (Former talk show host)
"Dr." Phil
"Dr." Oz
R. Kelly
Jenny McCarthy
Sharon Osbourne
Elizabeth Hasselbeck
Maynard James Keenan (Lead singer of Tool)
Tucker Carlson
Candace Cameron Bure
Scott Baio
Kirk Cameron
Sean Hannity
Kid Rock
Charlie Sheen
Paris Hilton
Chuck Norris
Bill Cosby
Phil Robertson
Pat Robertson (not related to Phil)
Mel Gibson
Isaiah Washington (former Grey's Anatomy star)
Bow Wow
Vladimir Putin
Jerry Falwell
John Rocker (Disgraced MLB pitcher)
Rick Santorum
Dan Quayle
Michael Savage (former conservative radio host, now facing trial for child pornography)
Merritt Paulson
Harvey Weinstein
Bob Weinstein
Fred Phelps
Fred Durst
Suge Knight
Butch Hartman
Doug TenNapel
Louis Farrakhan
Vince Russo
Eminem
Marilyn Manson
 
Kanye West
John Kricfalusi
Howard Stern
Dave Chappelle
George Lopez
Ted Nugent
Ray Spum
Bill O'Reilly
Victoria Jackson (Former SNL and current AEG TV star)
Geraldo Rivera
Morton Downey, Jr. (Former talk show host)
"Dr." Phil
"Dr." Oz
R. Kelly
Jenny McCarthy
Sharon Osbourne
Elizabeth Hasselbeck
Maynard James Keenan (Lead singer of Tool)
Tucker Carlson
Candace Cameron Bure
Scott Baio
Kirk Cameron
Sean Hannity
Kid Rock
Charlie Sheen
Paris Hilton
Chuck Norris
Bill Cosby
Phil Robertson
Pat Robertson (not related to Phil)
Mel Gibson
Isaiah Washington (former Grey's Anatomy star)
Bow Wow
Vladimir Putin
Jerry Falwell
John Rocker (Disgraced MLB pitcher)
Rick Santorum
Dan Quayle
Michael Savage (former conservative radio host, now facing trial for child pornography)
Merritt Paulson
Harvey Weinstein
Bob Weinstein
Fred Phelps
Fred Durst
Suge Knight
Butch Hartman
Doug TenNapel
Louis Farrakhan
Vince Russo
Eminem
Marilyn Manson
My reaction in one video:

That's a lot of people, and a lot of people that I didn't expect!
 
Kanye West
John Kricfalusi
Howard Stern
Dave Chappelle
George Lopez
Ted Nugent
Ray Spum
Bill O'Reilly
Victoria Jackson (Former SNL and current AEG TV star)
Geraldo Rivera
Morton Downey, Jr. (Former talk show host)
"Dr." Phil
"Dr." Oz
R. Kelly
Jenny McCarthy
Sharon Osbourne
Elizabeth Hasselbeck
Maynard James Keenan (Lead singer of Tool)
Tucker Carlson
Candace Cameron Bure
Scott Baio
Kirk Cameron
Sean Hannity
Kid Rock
Charlie Sheen
Paris Hilton
Chuck Norris
Bill Cosby
Phil Robertson
Pat Robertson (not related to Phil)
Mel Gibson
Isaiah Washington (former Grey's Anatomy star)
Bow Wow
Vladimir Putin
Jerry Falwell
John Rocker (Disgraced MLB pitcher)
Rick Santorum
Dan Quayle
Michael Savage (former conservative radio host, now facing trial for child pornography)
Merritt Paulson
Harvey Weinstein
Bob Weinstein
Fred Phelps
Fred Durst
Suge Knight
Butch Hartman
Doug TenNapel
Louis Farrakhan
Vince Russo
Eminem
Marilyn Manson
Rare Chuck Norris L
 
My reaction in one video:

That's a lot of people, and a lot of people that I didn't expect!
Which names jumped out to you the most?

On the flipside:
Alec Baldwin (Portrayed Walt, Jr. in a few dramatizations and SNL skits)
Kevin Eastman
Matt Groening
Whoopi Goldberg
Sir Daniel Abbott
Sir Patrick Stewart
Sir Ian McKellen
Seth Rogen
Kevin Smith
Ice Cube
Snoop Dogg
Martha Stewart
Sarah Silverman
Rachel Stone-Abbott
Al Franken
Seth MacFarlane
Jim Davis
Charles Schulz
Lincoln Peirce
Dan Marino
Michael Jordan
Larry Bird
Mario Lemieux
Magic Johnson
Wayne Gretzky
Paul Kariya
Teemu Selanne
Tony Gwynn
Holly Robinson-Peete
Doug Flutie
Junior Seau
Tom Brady
Michael Strahan
Ken Griffey, Jr.
Peyton Manning
Eli Manning
Allen Iverson
Arsenio Hall
Craig Ferguson
Jimmy Kimmel
Keanu Reeves
Will Smith
Chris Rock
Weird Al Yankovic
Emo Phillips
Shane Doan
Larry Fitzgerald
Randy Johnson
Jeff Gordon
Pau Gasol
Shaquille O'Neal
Steve Nash
Luis Gonzalez
Quentin Tarantino
Robert Rodriguez
Tobey Maguire
Gus St. Pierre
Leonardo DiCaprio
Devon Sawa
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Claire Danes
Christina Ricci
Molly Ringwald
Blanche Boudreaux
Jeff Daniels
Sir Elton John
Blink 182
The Backstreet Boys
Chris Cornell
Tom Morello
Tony Hawk
Lauren Tom
Cameron Diaz
Drew Barrymore
Beyonce Knowles
Steve Young
Bob Costas
LeBron James
Adam Yauch
Maurice Sendak
Robin Williams
Jamie Foxx
Kelly Clarkson
Adam Sandler

...and that's just a few of them.
 
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