As Dreamers Do: American Magic Redux

Entertainment News for Late-August 1994
For the upcoming season premiere of SNL on September 24, Mike Myers will play John Kricfalusi and Kathy Bates will play Bridgette Kricfalusi in what promises to be a hilarious 90's sendup of Dragnet. Greg Rhodes will serve as the host in his first television gig since undergoing rehab a year ago for his heroin addiction.
- Entertainment Tonight

Billy West agrees to stay with the Doug voice cast as the series transitions from Nickelodeon to the Cartoon Network.
- Variety

Embattled WWA chairman Vince McMahon was found guilty of illegally distributing steroids to his performers.
- Inside Edition

Melissa Joan Hart, Sean O'Neal and Michelle Trachtenberg surprise Gus St. Pierre during his appearance on the August 23 edition of Oprah. That episode was Gus's first daytime talk show appearance in two months following the murder of his older sister Colette.
- Talk Soup on E!

Eric Bischoff, Paul Heyman and Jim Cornette are in talks to head the WWA should Vince McMahon be forced to step down.
- Pro Wrestling Illustrated

For $16 Billion USD, The Jim Henson Company will acquire Capital Cities/ABC. Henson chairman Michael Eisner was formerly ABC's head of children's programming in the early Seventies before briefly joining Paramount in '76. Eisner later teamed up with Jim Henson and Hanna-Barbera to form Touchstone Pictures in 1979.
- The Hollywood Reporter
 
For the upcoming season premiere of SNL on September 24, Mike Myers will play John Kricfalusi and Kathy Bates will play Bridgette Kricfalusi in what promises to be a hilarious 90's sendup of Dragnet. Greg Rhodes will serve as the host in his first television gig since undergoing rehab a year ago for his heroin addiction.
- Entertainment Tonight

Billy West agrees to stay with the Doug voice cast as the series transitions from Nickelodeon to the Cartoon Network.
- Variety

Embattled WWA chairman Vince McMahon was found guilty of illegally distributing steroids to his performers.
- Inside Edition

Melissa Joan Hart, Sean O'Neal and Michelle Trachtenberg surprise Gus St. Pierre during his appearance on the August 23 edition of Oprah. That episode was Gus's first daytime talk show appearance in two months following the murder of his older sister Colette.
- Talk Soup on E!

Eric Bischoff, Paul Heyman and Jim Cornette are in talks to head the WWA should Vince McMahon be forced to step down.
- Pro Wrestling Illustrated

For $16 Billion USD, The Jim Henson Company will acquire Capital Cities/ABC. Henson chairman Michael Eisner was formerly ABC's head of children's programming in the early Seventies before briefly joining Paramount in '76. Eisner later teamed up with Jim Henson and Hanna-Barbera to form Touchstone Pictures in 1979.
- The Hollywood Reporter
1: This could be another great parody from them.
2: Now, that's what I'm talking about!
3: Hallelujah!
4: That's even better!
5: Either one of them could result in some good changes.
6: Whoop, whoop, whoop!
 
Even if they do get the death penalty, given that California tends to use the death penalty less than other death penalty states, they'll still be on death row to this day (assuming it isn't reduced to LWOP on appeal), IMO...
 
Saturday Morning Schedule 1994-95
Here's the Saturday Morning Schedule for 1994-95

ABC
8:00 The Big Comfy Couch (Radical Sheep; Live action)
8:30 Free Willy (Warner Bros.)
9:00 Tales from the Cryptkeeper (Paramount)
9:30 ReBoot (Mainframe Entertainment; CGI)
10:00 Bump in the Night (Golden Harvest; Stop motion)
10:30 Fudge (Universal Television; Live action)
11:00 The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show (Warner Bros.; Repackaged theatrical shorts)
12:00 Clarissa Explains it All (Touchstone Television; Live Action; Reruns)
12:30 ABC Weekend Special

CBS
8:00 Hashimoto-San (Universal Cartoon Studios)
8:30 Beethoven (Universal Cartoon Studios)
9:00 Sonic the Hedgehog (Paramount; Sega)
9:30 Skeleton Warriors (Landmark Entertainment)
10:00 The Adventures of Batman and Robin (Screen Gems; Columbia-TriStar Television)
11:00 Garfield and Friends (Film Roman)
12:00 Beakman's World (Live action)
12:30 CBS Storybreak

NBC
8:00 Madeline (Golden Harvest)
8:30 Street Sharks (Golden Harvest)
9:00 WildCATS (Murakami-Wolf-Swenson; Wildstorm)
9:30 Saved by the Bell: The New Class (Live action)
10:30 Phantom 2040 (Paramount; Hearst)
11:00 California Dreams (Live action)
11:30 Inside NBA Stuff (Sports)

SBC
8:00 Life with Louie (Film Roman)
8:30 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (Golden Harvest; Live action)
9:00 Animaniacs (Warner Bros.; Amblin)
9:30 Eek! Stravaganza (Nelvana; Columbia-TriStar Television)
10:00 Sailor Moon (Golden Harvest)
10:30 The Tick (Golden Harvest)
11:30 Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego? (Golden Harvest; Broderbund)
12:00 Local programming

Fox
8:00 The Little Mermaid (Walt Disney Television Animation)
8:30 Aladdin (Walt Disney Television Animation)
9:00 The Baby Huey and the Harvey Street Kids (Walt Disney Television Animation; Based on the 1994 live action Little Audrey film)
10:00 Spider-Man: The Animated Series (Grantray-Lawrence)
10:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Walt Disney Television Animation)
11:00 X-Men (Grantray-Lawrence)
11:30 Gargoyles (Walt Disney Television Animation)
12:00 Local programming

Let me know which shows you look forward to this year.
 
Here's the Saturday Morning Schedule for 1994-95

ABC
8:00 The Big Comfy Couch (Radical Sheep; Live action)
8:30 Free Willy (Warner Bros.)
9:00 Tales from the Cryptkeeper (Paramount)
9:30 ReBoot (Mainframe Entertainment; CGI)
10:00 Bump in the Night (Golden Harvest; Stop motion)
10:30 Fudge (Universal Television; Live action)
11:00 The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show (Warner Bros.; Repackaged theatrical shorts)
12:00 Clarissa Explains it All (Touchstone Television; Live Action; Reruns)
12:30 ABC Weekend Special

CBS
8:00 Hashimoto-San (Universal Cartoon Studios)
8:30 Beethoven (Universal Cartoon Studios)
9:00 Sonic the Hedgehog (Paramount; Sega)
9:30 Skeleton Warriors (Landmark Entertainment)
10:00 The Adventures of Batman and Robin (Screen Gems; Columbia-TriStar Television)
11:00 Garfield and Friends (Film Roman)
12:00 Beakman's World (Live action)
12:30 CBS Storybreak

NBC
8:00 Madeline (Golden Harvest)
8:30 Street Sharks (Golden Harvest)
9:00 WildCATS (Murakami-Wolf-Swenson; Wildstorm)
9:30 Saved by the Bell: The New Class (Live action)
10:30 Phantom 2040 (Paramount; Hearst)
11:00 California Dreams (Live action)
11:30 Inside NBA Stuff (Sports)

SBC
8:00 Life with Louie (Film Roman)
8:30 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (Golden Harvest; Live action)
9:00 Animaniacs (Warner Bros.; Amblin)
9:30 Eek! Stravaganza (Nelvana; Columbia-TriStar Television)
10:00 Sailor Moon (Golden Harvest)
10:30 The Tick (Golden Harvest)
11:30 Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego? (Golden Harvest; Broderbund)
12:00 Local programming

Fox
8:00 The Little Mermaid (Walt Disney Television Animation)
8:30 Aladdin (Walt Disney Television Animation)
9:00 Baby Huey and the Harvey Street Kids (Walt Disney Television Animation; Based on the 1994 live action Little Audrey film)
10:00 Spider-Man: The Animated Series (Grantray-Lawrence)
10:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Walt Disney Television Animation)
11:00 X-Men (Grantray-Lawrence)
11:30 Gargoyles (Walt Disney Television Animation)
12:00 Local programming

Let me know which shows you look forward to this year.
1: It makes so much sense to incorporate Clarissa reruns on ABC directly after Henson buys the channel.
2: Here's hoping that ABC gives ReBoot a chance compared to OTL.
3: Will Phantom 2040 be animated or in live-action?
4: Since the Power Rangers and Sailor Moon are both dubbed by Golden Harvest divisions, will this lead to a crossover between the two franchises?
5: Something tells me that some of Disney's offerings will move to Disney Channel to make room for some new productions next year.
6: To that front, would Shnookums and Meat still exist? Just asking.
 
1: It makes so much sense to incorporate Clarissa reruns on ABC directly after Henson buys the channel.
2: Here's hoping that ABC gives ReBoot a chance compared to OTL.
3: Will Phantom 2040 be animated or in live-action?
4: Since the Power Rangers and Sailor Moon are both dubbed by Golden Harvest divisions, will this lead to a crossover between the two franchises?
5: Something tells me that some of Disney's offerings will move to Disney Channel to make room for some new productions next year.
6: To that front, would Shnookums and Meat still exist? Just asking.

1) True. But keep in mind, a percentage of the advertising revenue generated by the reruns will go towards the Colette St. Pierre Memorial Fund.
3) Animated.
4) Unfortunately, Naoko Takeuchi said no to a crossover when asked earlier in the year.
5) Right.
6) Shnookums and Meat comes out next year, but I'm not sure who should produce it.
 
1) True. But keep in mind, a percentage of the advertising revenue generated by the reruns will go towards the Colette St. Pierre Memorial Fund.
3) Animated.
4) Unfortunately, Naoko Takeuchi said no to a crossover when asked earlier in the year.
5) Right.
6) Shnookums and Meat comes out next year, but I'm not sure who should produce it.
1: That's even better!
2: Then, shouldn't it air at 9:30 instead of 10:30?
3: Oh. Well, at least she knows about the idea. That's good enough.
4: Clearly, given their newfound status as a basic cable channel.
5: I'd go with Disney under the Grantray-Lawrence label. That way, it's only technically a Disney cartoon.
 
Professional Sports as of 1994
Professional Sports as of 1994

Major League Baseball
NOTE:
Alignment below takes effect in 1995​
AL EastAL CentralAL SouthAL West
Baltimore Orioles
Boston Red Sox
New York Yankees
Washington Grays
Chicago White Sox
Cleveland Guardians
Detroit Tigers
Toronto Blue Jays
Denver Zephyrs
Kansas City Monarchs
Tampa Bay Devil Rays (Formerly Vancouver Mounties)
Texas Rangers
Los Angeles Angels
Oakland Athletics
Portland Beavers
Seattle Mariners
NL EastNL CentralNL SouthNL West
Brooklyn Dodgers
Montreal Expos
Philadelphia Phillies
Pittsburgh Pirates
Chicago Cubs
Milwaukee Brewers
Minnesota Twins
St. Louis Cardinals
Atlanta Braves
Cincinnati Reds
Florida Marlins
Houston Astros
Arizona Diamondbacks
Los Angeles Lancers
San Diego Padres
San Francisco Seals

National Football League (Fall)
NOTE:
Alignment below takes effect in 1995​
AFC EastAFC CentralAFC West
Brooklyn Jets
Buffalo Bills
Carolina Panthers (Expansion)
Miami Dolphins
New England Patriots
Atlanta Falcons (Moved from NFC)
Cincinnati Bengals
Cleveland Browns
Indianapolis Colts
Pittsburgh Steelers
Denver Broncos
Houston Oilers
Kansas City Chiefs
Los Angeles Raiders
San Diego Chargers
NFC EastNFC CentralNFC West
Dallas Cowboys
Jacksonville Jaguars (Expansion)
New York Giants
Philadelphia Eagles
Washington Heroes
Chicago Bears
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Packers
Minnesota Vikings
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Arizona Cardinals
Los Angeles Rams
New Orleans Saints
San Francisco 49ers
Seattle Seahawks (Moved from AFC)

World League of American Football (Spring)
NOTE:
Alignment below takes effect in 1995​
EuropeanAtlanticCentralPacific
Amsterdam Admirals
Barcelona Dragons
Frankfurt Galaxy
London Monarchs
Rhein Fire
Scottish Claymores
Baltimore Ravens
Birmingham Maulers
NY/NJ Knights
Orlando Thunder
Philadelphia Stars
Toronto Huskies
Chicago Blitz
Memphis Pharaohs
Mexico City Luchadores
Oklahoma Outlaws
San Antonio Texans
St. Louis Stallions (Formerly Raleigh-Durham Skyhawks)
Honolulu Tropics (Formerly Denver Gold)
Las Vegas Wranglers
Los Angeles Avengers
Oakland Condors
Portland Breakers
Vancouver Orcas

Canadian Football League (Mid-Summer to Fall)
Eastern DivisionWestern Division
Atlantic Schooners
Hamilton Tiger Cats
Montreal Alouettes
Ottawa Renegades
Toronto Argonauts
BC Lions
Calgary Stampeders
Edmonton Elks
Saskatchewan Roughriders
Winnipeg Blue Bombers

National Basketball Association
NOTE:
Alignment below takes effect in 1995-96​
Pacific DivisionMidwest DivisionCentral DivisionAtlantic Division
Golden State Warriors
Los Angeles Lakers
Phoenix Suns
Portland Trail Blazers
Sacramento Royals
San Diego Clippers
Seattle Supersonics
Dallas Mavericks
Denver Nuggets
Houston Rockets
Minnesota Timberwolves
San Antonio Spurs
Spirits of St. Louis
Utah Raptors
Atlanta Hawks
Charlotte Hornets
Chicago Bulls
Cleveland Cavaliers
Detroit Pistons
Indiana Pacers
Milwaukee Bucks
Kentucky Colonels (Expansion)
Boston Celtics
Miami Heat
New Jersey Nets
New York Knicks
Orlando Magic
Philadelphia 76ers
Washington Federals
Toronto Dragons (Expansion)

National Hockey League
NOTE:
The alignment below takes effect in 1995-96​
SmytheNorrisAdamsPatrick
Mighty Ducks of San Diego
Los Angeles Kings
Seattle Thunderbirds
Vancouver Canucks
Calgary Broncos
Edmonton Oilers
San Jose Sharks
Chicago Blackhawks
Detroit Red Wings
Milwaukee Admirals
Minnesota North Stars
St. Louis Blues
Oklahoma City Twisters (Formerly Winnipeg Jets)
Colorado Rockies
Houston Aeros (1995-96 Expansion)
Atlanta Flames
Boston Bruins
Buffalo Sabres
Cleveland Moondogs
Montreal Canadiens
Ottawa Senators
Toronto Maple Leafs
Hartford Whalers
New York Rangers
New York Islanders
Philadelphia Flyers
Pittsburgh Penguins
Tampa Bay Lightning
Washington Capitals
Charlotte Checkers (1995-96 Expansion)

Arena Football League
EastNorthSouthWest
Albany Firebirds
Cincinnati Rockers
Detroit Drive
Norfolk Destroyers
Grand Rapids Rhinos
Iowa Barnstormers
Milwaukee Mustangs
Minnesota Pike
Nashville Kats
New Orleans VooDoo
Orlando Predators
Tampa Bay Storm
Anaheim Piranhas
Arizona Rattlers
Sacramento Surge
Seattle Grunge

Roller Hockey League
EastWest
Atlanta Soda Jerks
Buffalo Wings
Detroit V8's
Miami MerBlades
New England Narwhals
New York Rhymes
Philadelphia Bell Ringers
Anaheim Bullfrogs
Arizona Gila Monsters
Chicago Soul
Houston Starfleet
New Orleans Brass
Rocky Mountain Xtreme
San Jose Rhinos
 
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Call me eccentric, but I can actually see a "Miami MerBlades" cartoon made by Disney as a counterpart to Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series if it still happens ITTL.
 
August 1994 Movies
Airheads
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Released by 20th Century-Fox
Airheads was the last Fox film to open without the Alfred Newman fanfare.

The Little Rascals
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Released by Universal Pictures

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
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Released by Carolco

Andre
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Released by Paramount Pictures

Camp Nowhere
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Released by Hollywood Pictures

Natural Born Killers
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Released by Warner Bros.​
 
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