As Dreamers Do: American Magic Redux

I just had an idea. Why not build an indoor theme park in Bozeman, Montana. I know it sounds like a complete flop, but it could work. It could attract the tourists from Yellowstone who want something a bit closer then Ellitch Gardens in Denver. I think Metromedia, Bally, or Six Kings could do it.
Well how about a DC comics theme park in Belgium
 

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I found a 1996 hallmark musical film set in 1910 staring Angela lansbury that I feel should be released as big buuget bocklbuster or be given a therical relase. IT was called Ms Santa Claus. The plotline is due to he husband refuse to consdier changes to the chirstmas sleigh ride route to make it more effecent Ms Clause take the sleigh on a run to prove that route is superior to the traditonal route. The rendier end getting injure stranding her in newyork city. She ends up renting a room in boarding run by jews and gets a job at a toy factory. Ms claus is appaled by the facotry use of child and starts orginzing a slowdown work strike to protest. Ms claus also gets involes with the womens suffarge movemtn
 

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Kicked
I just had an idea. Why not build an indoor theme park in Bozeman, Montana. I know it sounds like a complete flop, but it could work. It could attract the tourists from Yellowstone who want something a bit closer then Ellitch Gardens in Denver. I think Metromedia, Bally, or Six Kings could do it.
In the orignal american magic magic timeline I sugested That donold trump go comtpley bankrupt an end up a half man homeless man who thinks he is king of the world(or atleas american) do blowing all his money on a cossal codmation themepark reoosrt and high tech city of furtue grander the walt disney orginal visson of epcot in the middlle of podunk monta or wyoming. Oldnavy seamed intrested in it at frist but decide to simply sent the donald to jail
 
How about this: John Kricfalusi gets arrested for possession of child pornography and for bribery (because he bribed Bundy into getting a pardon.) Walt, Jr. then treats his kids to some ice cream at Cold Stone Creamery.
 

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Kicked
I'd want untill raymond spum goes to jail to the second fall of Jhon K. I acutely like the idea of Jhon K advoid american prison by feelign to Brazil where he starts a new life for himself under the name of Eduardo Delgado (This is the identity that Eddie fiztgerald used in the orignal american magic when he feld to rio.) Jhon k get in trouldbe for sex relive crime in barzil. Do does think that jhon get attacks in the media for make a racsit and sexist comment about bazailan.
 
I wonder, is Disney going to launch FX in 1994. Also, I remember the op-ed in the Oregonian talking about how Mueller should look into the circumstances of Kricfalusi's pardon. Considering who was born in Portland, I wonder if this person wrote the op-ed.
Matt Groening
 
I wonder, is Disney going to launch FX in 1994. Also, I remember the op-ed in the Oregonian talking about how Mueller should look into the circumstances of Kricfalusi's pardon. Considering who was born in Portland, I wonder if this person wrote the op-ed.
Matt Groening

It was probably Matt using a pseudonym.

And yes, Disney is going to launch FX.
 
May 1991 Movies New
Backdraft
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Released on May 24, 1991 by Universal Pictures.

Hudson Hawk
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Released on May 31, 1991 by TriStar Pictures
ITTL, Because Michael Lehmann, Daniel Waters and Steven E. de Souza were hired to do The Avengers for Fox, Michael Pressman is the director for Hudson Hawk.
Bruce Willis, Shane Black and David Arnott are credited for the story and script.

Thelma and Louise
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Released on May 31, 1991 by Turner under the MGM label.​
 
Man, holding Turner Broadcasting System stock after Thelma & Louise came out must have been astounding. Not for the two ladies, but for the guy that pops up in a bit part. Hey, there might just be a part for him in 20th Century-Fox's upcoming Avengers movie.
 
Man, holding Turner Broadcasting System stock after Thelma & Louise came out must have been astounding. Not for the two ladies, but for the guy that pops up in a bit part. Hey, there might just be a part for him in 20th Century-Fox's upcoming Avengers movie.
Turner's stock price did jump pretty high after Thelma & Louise opened at #1 over Paramount's Soapdish.
 
Hudson Hawk
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[Only kids who grew up in the '90s or watched '90s sitcoms in syndication will get that reference.]
Man, holding Turner Broadcasting System stock after Thelma & Louise came out must have been astounding. Not for the two ladies, but for the guy that pops up in a bit part. Hey, there might just be a part for him in 20th Century-Fox's upcoming Avengers movie.
Brad Pitt would actually be pretty cool to get as Captain America before he got super famous....
 
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[Only kids who grew up in the '90s or watched '90s sitcoms in syndication will get that reference.]

Brad Pitt would actually be pretty cool to get as Captain America before he got super famous....
I only heard of it because on Tiny Toon Adventures, Plucky Duck tries to create a show or movie called Hudson Duck.

Well to be fair, Dennis Quaid has pretty much hung up the shield in favor of more "serious" projects....whatever "serious" means to him.
 
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I only heard of it because on Tiny Toon Adventures, Plucky Duck tries to create a show or movie called Hudson Duck.
Actually, it was a show. Not only that, but the episode in question was called Two-Tone Town, in which Buster and Babs tried to revive Foxy, Roxy, and Goopy Geer's stardoms at the expense of their own. Gee, I wonder if this was a prediction of something...

But in all seriousness, I just learned that Plucky's pitch was a reference to something.
 
Entertainment News for May 1991 New
The long-rumored merger between Grand Diamond and Carolco is complete. Carolco was founded in the late 1970's by Mario Kassar and Andrew Vajna. In 1988, Vajna left Carolco to serve as vice president under Alan Ladd, Jr. at Bally's Hollywood Pictures. Grand Diamond was itself the result of a 1978 merger between Roger Corman's New World Pictures and Samuel Arkoff's American International Pictures.

The next question to ask is who's going to run the studio with the merger completed? Current Grand Diamond executives Ron Perelman and Robert Rheme will now have to tangle with founder Roger Corman and Carolco chairman Mario Kassar for control of the studio.

To facilitate the Carolco/Grand Diamond merger and with the blessing of Mirage Studios, the home video rights to the popular TV series Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, held by Carolco's Family Home Entertainment division, have been sold to Buena Vista Home Entertainment as part of the compromise deal reached last year.
- The Hollywood Reporter

The theatrical teaser for Fox's upcoming Christmas Day blockbuster The Avengers gives moviegoers a first look at Brad Pitt as the new Captain America.
- The Soapbox, a Marvel fanzine

After a measly six episodes airing between September of last year and April of this year, George Liquor on Sky Channel America is still the lowest-rated series in cable history.
- TV Guide

TimeWarner acquires Merv Griffin Enterprises and with it, the popular game shows Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy!.
- Variety
 
The long-rumored merger between Grand Diamond and Carolco is complete. Carolco was founded in the late 1970's by Mario Kassar and Andrew Vajna. In 1988, Vajna left Carolco to serve as vice president under Alan Ladd, Jr. at Bally's Hollywood Pictures. Grand Diamond was itself the result of a 1978 merger between Roger Corman's New World Pictures and Samuel Arkoff's American International Pictures.
The next question to ask is who's going to run the studio with the merger completed? Current Grand Diamond executives Ron Perelman and Robert Rheme will now have to tangle with founder Roger Corman and Carolco chairman Mario Kassar for control of the studio.
To facilitate the Carolco/Grand Diamond merger and with the blessing of Mirage Studios, the home video rights to the popular TV series Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, held by Carolco's Family Home Entertainment division, have been sold to Buena Vista Home Entertainment as part of the compromise deal reached last year.
- The Hollywood Reporter

The theatrical teaser for Fox's upcoming Christmas Day blockbuster The Avengers gives moviegoers a first look at Brad Pitt as the new Captain America.
- The Soapbox, a Marvel fanzine

After a measly six episodes airing between September of last year and April of this year, George Liquor on Sky Channel America is still the lowest-rated series in cable history.
- TV Guide

TimeWarner acquires Merv Griffin Enterprises and with it, the popular game shows Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy!.
- Variety
1: I know this only covers the end of the merger, but COWABUNGA!
2: And for my money, he most certainly looks like a patriotic muscle maniac.
3: I'd name all the reasons why, but I think that time would be better spent just watching the complete series instead.
4: Is it too late to suggest a parody of Merv Griffin himself as an actual griffin named Merv in one of their new cartoons?
 
I only heard of it because on Tiny Toon Adventures, Plucky Duck tries to create a show or movie called Hudson Duck.
Youtube and websearch have failed me trying to find the clip, but it was a gag from an episode of Family Matters.
Carl bribed Laura to go bowling with Steve and layed down on the couch to watch TV.
The TV announcer name dropped the movie that was starting as Hudson Hawk, at which point Carl promptly fell asleep and started snoring.
He wakes up 15 years in the future (the then-future of like, 2007 or something) to find Steve and Laura married with 4 kids (one of whom is adopted); he no-sooner woke up when he almost fell back to sleep because movie was still playing (announcer cue again).
Having seen the movie one time, can confirm; it's boring as hell and feels like it's 15 years long.

Well to be fair, Dennis Quaid has pretty much hung up the shield in favor of more "serious" projects....whatever "serious" means to him.
TBH, I forgot Dennis Quaid was Cap.
Would it be better for Avengers to be his curtain call or for it to introduce his replacement?
 
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