If we were fortunate enough to get shot of Scotland then please take Frankie Boyle back with you, along with The Krankies, Suebo, Lorraine Kelly, the freak who does the Hollywood bollocks, Gordon Brown and the rest of them....
So long as you keep Ricky Gervais (about as funny as AIDS), Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan, David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Russell Brand and the rest of them - we don't want them to come here and exploit our future land of milk and honey
P.S. We are however, willing to lease you Ronnie Corbett for £6 billion per annum.
Russell