Chapter 6
Part 1
After I left Captain Swan’s office I did indeed follow his advice and eventually felt much better for it. I have the feeling that he knew why I had wound up tying one on the night before. I sincerely doubt he would have been sympathetic if it hadn’t been in the line of duty. The rest of the morning passed in the usual tedium of paper work, never my favourite thing to do.
Just after 11 I was summonsed back to the Captains office and informed that the ammunition lighter would be coming alongside in twenty minutes with a load 9.2 and 7.5 inch shells and more or less politely asked what the bloody hell was going on. This was the first that I’d heard of it and when I mentioned that fact the look I received should have burned a hole right through my head and the bulkhead behind me. After a few pointed remarks about the benefits of letting those who need to know, know what’s going I was sent packing off to the radio room to find out. When I got there is soon found out why no one knew of the delivery. There had been a long message for both the Captain and I but it was in code and the Officer who had the key to the safe had gone ashore with it in his pocket. Needless to say the Captain was not best pleased when informed of this, neither was I or the number 1 for that matter. When we found out the cipher officer had not only gone ashore but over the border into Spain we had to hand the matter over to the Port Admiral’s people, and inform London that that code may have been compromised. Still that was for others to deal with I had the matter of the shells to sort out.
What I couldn’t work out was what we were supposed to do with the damn things, we had no proper magazine to store them in, and you had to be careful with Lyddite. If not carefully stored the stuff had been known to spontaneously combust, which might have caused some minor difficulty with our buoyancy. The holds were no good as they were not only full but hot enough to make the shells sweat, which was not good for either the shells or the ship. In the end much to the disgust of the ships supply officer 24 9.2” shells and 50 7.5” were safely put under lock and key in the meat locker.
I had just finished with that little matter when I was informed that our Cipher Officer had been detained and that someone from Headquarters would be arriving shortly to search his cabin and collect his belongings. Hopefully he would also bring the key so we could find out what the shells were for. It was not to be however so a runner was sent to fetch it while we went through Lieutenant Rogers’s belongings. As far as I could tell there was nothing more incriminating than a set of dirty postcards stuffed inside his locker, nothing any officer wouldn’t find during an inspection. The, I presume counter intelligence officer seemed quite interest in them though.
Finally three hours after the ammunition lighter pulled away from our side the key was returned to us and we were able to decode the vital signal. We were simply to carry them to Alexandria. All that fuss and bother about a simple transfer of ammunition. It did beg the question though, why use us to move the shells? Obviously someone had been caught hopping and arranged for them to be sent on the first ship regardless of its suitability for the task.
The exercise was not completely without benefit though, that evening Pat Davis, Lieutenant Stevens and I were talking in the wardroom, sharing stories of similar storms in tea cups when Pat jokingly said “I hope there’s some star shells in that shipment after your jaunt to Weymouth and back last week”.
“What? I’m not following you Pat”
“Surely you haven’t forgotten your photographic career already”
“Oh that” Stevens moaned “waste of time. Those piddling little fla. Ah!”
“And the penny drops.” Pat said as he lent back and signalled to the steward.
“Now now Pat, no need to gloat. It’s not like you would have done any better in the dark.” In truth what he was suggesting was so obvious that I was surprised I’d missed it.
“Right then, if we have two aircraft like before, one with the camera and the other the Star Shells.”
“Hang on sirs, how do we set them off? Come to think of it what’s in the damn things anyway.”
“John” I said in “off duty with none of the men around it’s Rich”
“And Pat”.
“Yes si-. Sorry. That’s going to take some getting used to”.
“Right then Pat I see what you’re getting at but are Star shells something we want to mess about with. If one goes off before we drop it, it’s all over”
“John I don’t know I’m just a flyer. Rich is the one passed through Whale Island’s gunnery school.”
“Afraid I don’t know either” I said “but someone over on the Minotaur will. She’s in for a boiler clean so no danger of her leaving during the night. You and I Lieutenant Stevens will be paying her a call first thing tomorrow so if we want to make a good impression we’d better make it tea for the rest of the night.”
Bright and early next morning John Stevens and I were just about to head to shore when a runner stopped us with orders to report to the Bridge. Neither of us could think of a reason for the summons but orders are orders so after waving off the pinnace that was heading our way we reported to the Bridge. Once there the Captain fixed us with a piercing look and demanded to know where we were going when the ship was due to sail in under two hours. Somehow that little snippet of information had passed us bye the night before. Hastily we explained that we were not off on a jolly but wished to speak to the gunnery officer on the Minotaur about an idea that had come up the night before about converting star shells into fares to be dropped from aircraft.
“Ah, all right gentlemen carry on but if you’re not back I’ll sail without you.”
“Sir” I Said “why don’t we have one of my aircraft towed over to the slipway and we’ll catch you up latter? We’ll fly a standard patrol from here and come aboard at the same time as the regular patrol.”
The Captain thought for a moment “Alright gentlemen I don’t like it, but if you think it that important go ahead. But if you finish up before we sail you’ll fly the full patrol I’ll not delay departure just to pick you up. And Price I want to see you in my office two minutes after you come on board. Is that understood?”
“Aye Aye sir” I had a feeling that discussion would be unpleasant.
The day didn’t get much better when we towed the aircraft over to the slipway. Because the ship was due to sail the boilers in the ships steam pinnace were cold so we had to have one of the whaleboats tow us over and the men on the oars made us well aware of how they felt about their unexpected exertions. Dumb insolence is what it was, every time we crossed a boats wake they “accidentally” managed to send an oar full of oily water onto our trousers. Wet woollen trousers on a two hour flight in an open cockpit that was going to be fun. To make it worse the Captain obviously shared their opinion of us and would no doubt express it at great length when we returned to the ship.
When we went on board the Minotaur the ships number 1 was not impressed with us dripping oily water over his nice clean deck. We were about as popular that day as a Catholic Priest in an Orange Order lodge. The gunnery officer who had been about to go ashore himself wasn’t that happy to have to answer questions from two in his opinion useless pilots pretending to be officers and quickly passed us off to his warrant officer assistant who it was our misfortune to discover had been one of the instructors at Whale Island and remembered me from my time there. Oh he answered our questions quickly enough but then proceeded to give us both a three hour refresher course in the proper handling of live shells and why the meat locker is not a suitable substitute for a magazine. The gist of it was we could do what we wanted but it would probably be best to dismantle the shell rather than drop the whole thing and it would be best if we didn’t do it ourselves but got a competent armourer to rig the flares. When we left the Warrant Officer we found the Minotaur’s Captain wanted to see us, and were treated to a full and frank discussion on why Officers even if they are flyers should be properly turned out at all times, and that they should never whatever the reason just pop round seeking information they should already know and disrupt the smooth running of his ship again.
The only thing that went right that day was our aircraft started easily enough and I didn’t lose my footing and fall into the prop when it did. The sea once we got out of the harbour was choppy and made getting airborne an interesting experience. For a while there I thought we were going to turn over but we managed to stagger into the air and set off in pursuit of our ship. Not really a problem you might think aeroplanes are faster than ships and she only had an hour and a half head start. Trouble was we were heading into a steadily increasing headwind and the 184 with its big floats wasn’t exactly a racer. It took us nearly an hour to reach her and with the way the sea seemed to be getting up I was beginning to think that we might have to copy Lt Dunning’s escapade which judging by the way the day was going would not go down well with the captain.
It seems the Captain was one step ahead of us as when we reached Campania the yeoman on the bridge started signalling us by Aldis lamp.
“SEA STATE RISING. PATROL ALREADY ONBOARD. LAND ON DECK”
Oh Christ. I thought, don’t let me muck up.
John Stevens turned round white faced after reading that signal, it was obvious he was no more certain of success than I was. Still it was this or ditch and with what looked like six foot waves I didn’t think we’d make it. This wasn’t going to be as easy as Dunning made it look. Like Dunning I flew along the port side as slow as I dared but it was clear if I was going to get down safely I would have to touch down as close to the ships centre point a possible. As I as gently as possible turned in over the deck we were caught in some sort of turbulence and had to break off and try again. Three times I tried to land on and in the same spot got bounced around. I first thought it was just a badly timed gust of wind but once is an accident, twice a coincidence but three times is manmade. Now low on fuel and badly shaken I came in for a fourth attempt, if this didn’t work I’d have to risk ditching. There was no time for perfection so silently saying the Lord’s Prayer I turned in waited till the buffeting eased slightly and chopped the throttle right back. With a jolt we touched the deck and slid forwards. As we came to a stop I gut the magneto switch and gave a silent “Thank You Lord” as John rapidly climbed out of the aircraft and dashed to the ships lee side where he promptly threw up. I wasn’t that far from doing the same, only the presence of Captain Swan offering me his hip flask allowed me to keep control of my stomach. As I gave the flask back he said,
“I was going to read you the riot act but after that I think you’ve learned you lesson. You and Stevens get below and cleaned up and I’ll see you both at 10 tomorrow morning.”