And Then Came Spoons
The wild & almost true story of Benjamin Butler
Hello reader, and welcome to "And Then Came Spoons", the story of Benjamin Butler, or a fake version of Benjamin Butler. Some civil war nerds may recognize the name, but for those who don't know, I will give a brief overview of the life of this legendary man.The wild & almost true story of Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler was born in New Hampshire, in the year 1818. The family moved to Lowell, Massachusetts in 1828, and Butler lived there for most of his adult life, practicing law and eventually becoming a mill owner. There he became involved in the Democratic Party, and became a "doughface", or northern supporter of Southern policies, and became pretty notorious for it. Although he was a ardent patriot, and when the civil war broke out, Butler leveraged his money & connection to become a general in the Massachusetts state militia.
Butler was soon given a command in Virginia, guarding the Union rear. As slaves flocked to the Union lines seeking refuge, he began to radically change his political views, and soon became a radical republican. Confiscating the slaves as 'enemy contraband', he popularized the practice among the Union Army, which had before simply returned the slaves to their plantations. He soon after was moved to become Military Governor of New Orleans, where his nickname 'spoons' appeared as he is alleged to have confiscated a silverware set from a woman crossing the Union line.
While he is considered to have been at best a mediocre field commander, Butler's previous experience and status as a wartime democrat cemented his political importance. Abraham Lincoln offered Butler the position of Vice President in 1864, but the General took it as an insult. "I would rather be in the field or in congress gallantly fighting for the advancement of our union, and of equal rights for the negroes, rather than sitting in Washington for 4 years, waiting for you to exhaust your office," he wrote in a refusal letter.
As we know now Butler was critically wrong in his assumption of Lincoln's lifespan. So what if Butler had instead accepted the offer? What would the presidency of this man have been like? Let us explore.
Part 0: Prelude
1864
"And while I consider my services more valuable currently in the field of battle or in the halls on congress, after deliberation and consideration of my future prospects and of the prospects of the country, I have come to accept your offer to become the 16th Vice President of these United States"
-Major General Benjamin Butler, acceptance letter to Lincoln
May 30: Major General Butler resigns his command, and names Major General E.O.C. Ord as his replacement
June 8: On the 1st ballot, the National Union Party nominates Benjamin Butler as it’s Vice Presidential nominee.
August 24: As Butler gives a speech in Kentucky defending his use of coloured troops, an assassin fires a shot into the air, missing Butler. From this point on
November 8: Abraham Lincoln is reelected as president, with Benjamin Butler ascending to the post of Vice President.
December 21: The March to the Sea concludes, as General Sherman and the Army of the Tennessee sack Savannah, Georgia. The Confederacy's days are numbered.
1865
January 15: General Sherman issues Field Order No. 15, confiscating the coastal territory of Georgia & South Carolina and turning it over to freed slaves in 40 acre parcels.February 1: The 13th Amendment, abolishing slavery in private hands, passes congress and moves to the states for ratification.
February 5: The Hampton Roads peace Conference fails to gather any meaningful settlement, as the Confederate delegates fear what might happens with Lincoln's cabinet filled with Radical Republicans in his next term.
March 3: The Freedman's Bureau Bill passes, establishing a federal agency to aid and protect former slaves.
March 5: Butler officially becomes Vice President, and Presides over a sitting of congress which would call for the arrest of confederate generals and politicians pending trial.
April 12: General Grant, General Ord, and Vice President Butler receive Robert E. Lee for the final surrender at Appomattox Courthouse, thus ending the American Civil War. While the enlisted men are free to go every officer ranked captain and above are detained for questioning or outright arrested.
April 14: Abraham Lincoln is shot & killed in Ford’s Theatre. Secretary of State William Seward is stabbed to death at his home. President Butler's security detail stops his assassin, and he is quickly sworn in as Lincoln's body is carried back to the White House.
"The assassination of Lincoln perhaps left it's most impactful impressions on Vice President Butler. For a vindictive man already holding a grudge against southerners from his time in the Army, the assassination of the President was a bridge too far. The conspiracy to decapitate the government had succeeded 2/3rds of the way, but it failed in removing the most aggressive man from the equation, and now the South would have hell to pay."
-H.W. Brands, Reconstruction(2004)
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