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I was discussing a Roman victory column with a friend last night that depicted Roman soldiers carrying a giant menorah, the spoils of a war against the Jews.

We then discussed what might go on the equivalent monuments set up by American presidents. Although many of these ideas are post-1900, the tradition would probably need to be set up pre-1900 (possibly during the early days of the Republic, when classicism was much stronger) in order to stick around to the present day.

1. Washington-The suppression of the Whiskey Rebellion

2. Jefferson-The Barbary Pirates. Perhaps some material pertaining to the Louisiana Purchase as well, since this could be construed as a conquest even though it was done without war.

3. Polk-Some scenes from the Mexican War. Perhaps the fall of Mexico City or the hanging of the "San Patricios."

4. Lincoln-Various scenes from the Civil War. Perhaps the moment where he went into Richmond and sat at Jefferson Davis's desk.

5. McKinley-The Battle of Manila Bay

6. FDR-Something from D-Day or the Battle of the Bulge.

7. Lyndon Johnson-Tet. It was a military victory, although a political and propaganda defeat.

8. George H.W. Bush-Lots and lots of surrendering Iraqi soldiers

9. Clinton-The NATO bombing of the Bosnian Serb army and/or the retreat of the Yugoslav army from Kosovo.

10. George W. Bush-The hanging of Saddam Hussein

11. Obama-The sniping of the pirates, perhaps something to do with the current Afghan offensive.
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