American Magic: A Different History of Disney

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  1. TheFaultsofAlts Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry about it. In fact, knowing this TL, there's plenty more where that came from. I think it could be in the ten-thousands, but I could be wrong.
     
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  2. Deerwrecker2015 Well-Known Member

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    And that Security Guard probably wishes that the P.O.S. was actually cremated with the ashes being scattered at a "Undisclosed" location or at the very least they buried the P.O.S. in a landfill if it was ever legally allowed (People out there would have preferred it out of respect to "Blair") instead of being buried in a cemetery. In my opinion that P.O.S. (After what he had done ITTL) had never deserved to be buried in any cemetery on the face of this earth.

    P.S. In the event that I ever wrote any timeline where John Kricfalusi had met his downfall and final destruction (That results in him being killed off ending his wasted life) his final resting place (After cremation) would be in a undisclosed landfill.
     
  3. Goldwind2 Well-Known Member

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    whats next
     
  4. OldNavy1988 Well-Known Member

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    @Goldwind2

    Madagascar
    Lords of Dogtown
    Mr and Mrs Smith
    War of the Worlds
     
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  5. Andrew Boyd Resident Rail Enthusiast

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    Is this the start of the next major update?
     
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    One question: were they a heterosexual or same-sex (gay or lesbian) couple? (Not that there's anything wrong with the latter, as Seinfeld would say...)
     
  7. OldNavy1988 Well-Known Member

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    @Andrew Boyd

    Not sure.

    @Unknown

    The couple will be revealed later.

    In the meantime.

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    Randy B. Fowler

    (Owner of Rod's Limos in Boise, ID)

    "Pissing on evil men's graves should be decriminalized. Period. I've done the same at Oakwood Memorial Park [in LA's Chatsworth neighborhood], where my brother [Kevin Spacey] is buried."​
     
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  8. Andrew Boyd Resident Rail Enthusiast

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    I know who it is.
     
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  9. Deerwrecker2015 Well-Known Member

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    You and me both know who the couple is.
     
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  10. OldNavy1988 Well-Known Member

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    Officer David Nakamura; Ottawa Police Service
    "...and what did these two individuals look like?"

    Smokey Joe
    "Uhh...let's see...they were both white. The husband had a T-shirt of some death rock band I never heard of...the wife had raven black hair with a red bandanna...black dress with white polka dots..."​
     
  11. TheFaultsofAlts Well-Known Member

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    I'm afraid that I am not in the know about who this couple is.
     
  12. Roger Redux The Revisionist

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    I'll be honest, I kind of had a suspicion it would be them...
     
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  13. Deerwrecker2015 Well-Known Member

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    The rank that Police Officer holds is likely the rank of Constable which could be Fourth Class at the lowest end to First Class at the highest end below the rank of Sergeant. Anybody living in Canada would understand this even though I don't live in that country and have no intention to do so.

    Here is the current rank structure of the Ottawa Police Service as it's listed in Wikipedia

    • 4th class constable
    • 3rd class constable
    • 2nd class constable
    • 1st class constable
    • Sergeant
    • Staff sergeant
    • Inspector
    • Superintendent
    • Deputy chief
    • Chief of police
     
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  14. OldNavy1988 Well-Known Member

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    JIMMY KIMMEL
    (ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live; Opening Monologue)

    "I'm sure you guys heard the news...Steven Universe creator Rachel Stone and her husband, Disney animator Daniel Abbott, were spotted at the Notre-Dame cemetery in Ottawa over the weekend. Apparently they were on their honeymoon and they swung by the ol' graveyard to give John Kricfalusi's gravestone a nice golden varnish..."

    *Audience laughs*

    "Police in Ottawa earlier today caved to public pressure and have decided against pressing public urination or vandalism charges against the newlyweds..."

    *Audience applauds*

    "So tonight, we are pitching a new tourism slogan for the Canadian capital; 'When in Ottawa, piss on John K's grave...eh!'"

    *Audience gives standing ovation*

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    CONAN O'BRIEN
    (NBC's Late Night; Excerpt)

    "Any idea, Triumph, why the people in Ottawa would go through the trouble of giving such a dignified burial to basically a convicted child rapist?"

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    TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG:

    "I don't understand it either, but his headstone looks real nice..."

    *pause*

    "...FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!"​
     
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  15. TheFaultsofAlts Well-Known Member

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    Oh, so THAT'S the couple that pissed on a pedophile's post! This makes it even better in my opinion.
     
  16. Andrew Boyd Resident Rail Enthusiast

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    Wasn't it obvious?
     
  17. Roger Redux The Revisionist

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    At first it could've been anyone, but once he published the descriptions....yeah it was, but you never know.
    Could've been a twist.
     
  18. OldNavy1988 Well-Known Member

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    JAY LENO
    (CBS's The Late Show with Jay Leno; Excerpt)

    "Pet owners in Canada now have a new place to housebreak their cat, dog, horse...hell even a domesticated moose if you've got one...

    ...right on John Kricfalusi's grave in Ottawa!!!"

    *audience laughs and applauds uproariously*

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    DAVID LETTERMAN
    (NBC's The Tonight Show with David Letterman; Excerpt)

    "Here's a photo from the Ottawa citizen of John Kricfalusi's grave...

    Of course, you can see a large, noticeable golden yellow splotch on the headstone...

    ...and I can assure you that wasn't Molson Canadian poured on it."

    *audience laughs*​
     
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    ARSENIO HALL
    (Excerpt from UPN's Up Late with Arsenio Hall)

    "Now Seth, I understand you and Rachel Stone are teaming up again for next year's Hey Arnold! project. What is your take on her and her husband pissing on John K's grave?"

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    SETH MACFARLANE
    (promoting Larry and Steve: The Stewie Griffin Story):

    "I love hearing stories like that. In fact, I revel in it!"

    *audience applauds and barks*​
     
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  20. TheFaultsofAlts Well-Known Member

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    This is why I love monologues more than anything else on late-night television.
     
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