American Elephant

Stolengood

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What if the young guy had just insisted and WHACK! punctured the former president's throat, and then George would have reared up with a great gasp and everyone would have taken a giant step back trembling in terror and then relief. Dr. Dick would be an American hero...

What's another decade or two? ;)
Well, I've no problem with it... ;)

At the time Washington was ailing, though, he was also serving as the Commanding General of the U.S. Army in preparation for a possible war with France; had he lived, the then recently-ascended consul Napoleon might've pushed things a bit too far, just to see "the great general Washington" come out of retirement... :eek:
 
Well, I've no problem with it... ;)

At the time Washington was ailing, though, he was also serving as the Commanding General of the U.S. Army in preparation for a possible war with France; had he lived, the then recently-ascended consul Napoleon might've pushed things a bit too far, just to see "the great general Washington" come out of retirement... :eek:


Well! That woke up the hairs on my back.
 
It's too bad you butterflied away the ACW in this TL I really wanted to see Sherman march a pack of pachyderms to the sea!:D But with a conflist such as the ACW in mind how will these animals be managed in the military after the adoption of rifled artillary and other guns?

Thibault Meuse was fresh from serving the Belgian Emperor Leopold II in making the white man's mark in the heart of Africa, ensuring that the crudely rendered straw the emperor . . .
What year is this set in?
 
It's too bad you butterflied away the ACW in this TL I really wanted to see Sherman march a pack of pachyderms to the sea!:D But with a conflist such as the ACW in mind how will these animals be managed in the military after the adoption of rifled artillary and other guns?

I was thinking that they would be gently phased out, much like horse cavalry in our timeline. And, come this tl's version of ww1, the American "Iron Elephant" takes to the fields with aplomb... See generals with last names like "Roosevelt" and "Custer" leading herds of these and maybe ending that thing a touch earlier than iotl

Maybe ittl fanatical affection for the elephant in military and paramilitary-organization circles would support continued usage of elephants for duties like border control (see them drinking at the Rio Grande?) or MP duty or occupation or at the very least for ceremony/drill. (I know the grandson and great-grandson of the guy who killed the Belgian over a brooch is not going to take kindly to the merest suggestion that MPs et al could use something so pedestrian as "Jeeps" instead of elephants.)


I can sympathize on Sherman to the sea. :)


What year is this set in?

It would be a few years after the Belgians got into the Congo. Having a look at http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-13286306 , I'd estimate late 1880s or so.
 
Belgian waffles in the face of honor... gets griddled

The general grinned.


The quarterstaff had come into wide usage among American Elephant Cavalrymen. The long hardwood pole was excellent for warding off those close by who attempted to seize control of a mount, especially for doing so without causing the beast undue harm or cause for concern.


In the south especially, cavalry officers made it a point to practice regularly with the item, enjoying the workout and agility given by sparring frequently with colleagues.


"Now then," the old man said. "The last matter is time. Traditionally, one meets at the grounds at dawn. I will provide quarterstaffs for your selection tomorrow. Have no doubt whatsoever that I will provide the finest in my possession for this purpose."


Now, the general let go of Meuse's lapels.


"Good day sir," the general said, and then walked away with his colleagues.


The Meuses, emitting a mild air of panic, went straight back to their room, Thibault dragging Manon with him at his insistence. He had very little idea of what he could do. His first instinct would have been to notify local authorities, except he knew, with growing dread he knew that to do so would be useless for such matters in this country.
 
It's too bad you butterflied away the ACW in this TL I really wanted to see Sherman march a pack of pachyderms to the sea!:D But with a conflist such as the ACW in mind how will these animals be managed in the military after the adoption of rifled artillary and other guns?


What year is this set in?


btw, thanks very much for reviving my mojo on this. :cool:
 
:p
I was thinking that they would be gently phased out, much like horse cavalry in our timeline. And, come this tl's version of ww1, the American "Iron Elephant" takes to the fields with aplomb... See generals with last names like "Roosevelt" and "Custer" leading herds of these and maybe ending that thing a touch earlier than iotl

Maybe ittl fanatical affection for the elephant in military and paramilitary-organization circles would support continued usage of elephants for duties like border control (see them drinking at the Rio Grande?) or MP duty or occupation or at the very least for ceremony/drill. (I know the grandson and great-grandson of the guy who killed the Belgian over a brooch is not going to take kindly to the merest suggestion that MPs et al could use something so pedestrian as "Jeeps" instead of elephants.)


I can sympathize on Sherman to the sea. :)
Will those have treds or legs?:p


It would be a few years after the Belgians got into the Congo. Having a look at http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-13286306 , I'd estimate late 1880s or so.
Drat and here I was hoping the old general was Winfield Scott!
 
:p
Will those have treds or legs?:p


:) Big-ass wheels!


Drat and here I was hoping the old general was Winfield Scott!


Having looked at Wikipedia, I see Scott definitely has the look to play the part. I then checked Robert E. Lee's wiki item, hm, maybe without the stress of the ACW, he could still be around to be grieviously offended on an otherwise pleasant evening in New Orleans?
 
(Jaw now sore from striking linoleum floor.)

Do keep us posted on that development!
I also intend to add steampunk tech and interdimensional travel, very much an ACW Sci Fi mash up. I could use some help figuring out how to plan the battles though. Know of anyone that could help me?
 
All right, another revered general is going to have a life-span extension.

And why not?

After all, in otl, the man only lived sixty-three years.

I'm going to give him up to about ninety or so. That isn't unreasonable, I think. Working with elephants is good for the heart!
 
Let's flash forward to modern day, at the start of the second decade of the twenty-first century:


The clean and open classroom with the large open windows and the several slowly-turning ceiling fans contained a couple dozen notably bright-eyed young students attentively seated at their desks. They had just done their flag salute, just as millions of their fellow American students would do that day, and now their day would proceed with focus on the special meaning of the particular day’s history.

The teacher, a tribal Cherokee woman, surveyed her students with a fierce grin. The broad, square set of her shoulders indicated physical strength to go with her mental acuity and personal presence. Adsila Bell loved her students, and this was reciprocated without hesitation. She also held them strictly accountable for their behavior, and they paid close attention to her directions. They had had her as their teacher for several years now, and her radiance when pleased with an action or answer was ample incentive to succeed. (They did of course have appreciation of the intrinsic value of their achievements, but never mind that.)

One of her students, a third grade boy named Patrice, glanced again at the classroom’s national flag and smiled. He loved the flag. He loved his country. He enjoyed the rippling of the fabric and how eighty tiny white stars spilled over a dark blue square, each representing a part of his nation.

Patrice knew that the stars were not individually assigned to each state, but, he still liked to think that his home state, the state of Katanga was represented by the one on the top left of the square, standing proudly as leader of this small galaxy of stars whose states were linked to each other across oceans.

Patrice then glanced at his home state Katanga’s flag: It was a rendering of an old bull elephant. It was not just any elephant, of course! This elephant, old and blinded by terrible injury, was Robert E. Lee’s elephant, and, as Patrice and many others believed, the savior of Katanga and the other half-dozen states of America that proudly girdled the once tyrannized region of Central Africa.

Last month, Patrice had very proudly been the lead in his classroom’s play depicting the events in which the famous officer’s elephant became the inadvertent liberator of his land and people. Patrice himself had worn the white wig and beard portraying the heroic Lee, a venerable man who was very limber and surprisingly strong thanks to regular exercises including sparring with quarter-staff and sword, and the very involving process of caring for his old cavalry beasts on his plantation.

The scene shown on stage depicted Lee’s favorite old elephant –North Star, named for his majestic dignity and tremendous height—painted on a black screen representing the New Orleans night sky. Patrice and several of his classmates loudly depicted the events that turned North Star into a catalyst for freedom.

Patrice’s best friend, Felix, played the role of the arch-villain Thibault Meuse, attempting to combine constant sneering malevolence with as many other negative qualities as he could remember.

At the height of the scene, Felix’s foam rubber “quarter-staff” flew from his hands, hitting North Star in the face. (Despite rehearsal after rehearsal, not many expected the simulated weapon to actually strike the painted eye precisely.) Patrice then assumed a pose of absolute shock and rage, raised his hands, and bellowed:

“You dare to blind my North Star! You maim my beloved beast! Darn you, darn you to heck!”

It was one of the very, very rare occasions an American student could be permitted to swear in the view of supervising adults.

Now came the fun part, as Patrice did his best to “thrash” Felix without actually hurting him, a task made easier by the fact that his foam rubber prop would have nowhere near the dreadful impact of a real hardwood quarterstaff as wielded by a furious military veteran.

Felix managed to sneer and scowl and slowly fall concurrently and gave as good a death scene for Thibault Meuse as any American third grader ever had.
 
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Thibault, his life slipping away with the massive trauma abruptly dealt to him by the aged and shockingly agile general with his quarter staff, looked up to see the old man staring down at him, breathing heavily, and weeping tears of rage.

Thibault Meuse's life ended then.

His story, though, had not ended by a long shot.

As the piteously howling North Star was tended to by Lee and his compatriots, shouts and howls of anger and sworn vengeance rippled through the New Orleans night. That the Belgian was dead did not matter. Rage and deep insult needed answering. The satisfaction demanded would need to come from a bigger target than one man and his pathetic ineptitude on the field of honor.

Until then, the filthy and brutal exploits of Belgium in the Congo were things that ordinary Americans could loathe and feel anger for, but it hadn't been something they would realistically expect to do anything to stop, as much as the luridly written news reports on such that filled the nation's prominent newspapers spurred them to feel that, ideally, they somehow should.

It was the combined force of sheer luck and accidental fortune met with the initiative and fearlessness of adventurous American fortune seekers that led to the horrific nature of King Leopold's administration of the Congolese "Free State" being exposed to America and the world. The American adventure-seekers, seeking to emulate their famed compatriot Dr. Livingston without the intellectual baggage, stumbled onto atrocities that were the matter of course in Belgian administration of Leopold's personal fiefdom.

[The adventurers just might have gotten killed in the American Civil War, had that ACW occurred as per OTL. Instead, they followed their curiosity and powerful whim to Africa, where they found horrors several years before such would have come to light in the world in OTL.]

Very quickly, whipped forward by bloodthirsty newspaper publishers and strident opinion-makers, many Americans saw Meuse's punishment for maiming North Star as an apt and instructive metaphor for how they could square with Belgium over North Star and the countless children and women slain coldly on the dark continent.

The young elephant cavalry officer Theodore Roosevelt wrote in his journal,

"My hand can barely write as it shakes with rage at the evidence of Belgian so-called 'sensibilities' revealed in my own country. The lustful sadism that underlines every step of Belgian ambition is clearly unchecked by borders or any distance. The cries of those thousands upon thousands of maimed children now echoed by General Lee's maimed beast must be answered, decisively, and none too soon!"
 
Must ask, though... how exactly did Thibault Meuse's unfortunate eye-shot lead to war with the Belgian Congo, exactly?

Basically, it's a hijacked rehash of how the Spanish-American War started, kind of. "Yellow Journalism" has been trumpeting the evil acts of Belgians wading through pools of blood spilled in the Congo for petty cause, leading to various levels of wishful thinking in various facets of American society entailing the rescue of the poor Central Africans from the heinously greedy slaughterers.

In otl, the news and subsequent raucous discussion of Belgian atrocities in the Congo came out fairly late in the 1890s, with folks including Mark Twain among those decrying the almost unbelievably barbaric conduct of those working on behalf of Emperor Leopold. (See Twain's "King Leopold's Soliliquy," http://msuweb.montclair.edu/~furrg/i2l/kls.html Twain doesn't go easy on this.)

In this timeline, I had the nasty news come out early enough that Robert E. Lee is still feasibly alive. So it's at the latest in the very early 1890s, ample time for King Leopold to have his filthy work done for him, and in turn for some Americans to go gallivanting in and then do double-takes at goings-on in certain parts they weren't expected by anyone to travel to. Dr. Livingston has already repudiated the evil king, headlines blare regularly about the "latest" outrage (even if it happened a month, ten months, or more, before) and so on.

I know it's a bit of a stretch, getting the Americans to react ultimately with a crusade to save Central Africa. I'm thinking the class of Southern Cavalry Officers who bellowed alongside Lee with horror and outrage at this Belgian blinding a noble elephant is going to be the pebble that yellow journalism purveyors are going to shove down the mountain to make it snowball and then some, yeah. Maybe a group of these officers went hell-bent for honor to the Congo itself (because Belgium would be too easy) to demand satisfaction of Meuse's superior or father or something, and then something happens to make Americans even angrier, and so on.

This wouldn't be the first or last time Americans have gone to war on a notion based on a rumor spun from reports of an incident, I dare say. The good news is that, with some discreet British encouragement and what-not (some legions of British Empire-sourced "volunteers" too) and some clever infiltrators inviting Central Africans to find their Inner Nat Turner... Well, it was ugly, but in a glorious righteous way.
 
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