American citizens invade Canada (Absolutely not a parody thread)

[bard32]Back in 1995, Michael Moore released a alternate history movie called Canadian Bacon, in which Americans invade Canada during a period of heightened tensions. The movie was authentic, and went on to success in the post office. It must be true, because I saw it on tv.

So what if, in the 1990s, American citizens went on to launch their own invasion of Canda? [/bard32]
 
We get this:

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They would be disarmed by US Border Patrols and if they got past them the RCMP. I doubt any American civilian-led invasion will work. The biggest problem is that Americans have a hard time acting like illegal immigrants. First they can not sustain Mexican accents for long periods of time and would be easily revealed as having a very limited knowledge of the Spanish language. Most probably learn a bastardized version known as 'Taco Bellese'. Americans will not attempt to integrate into Canadian society, it would be hard to expect them to take low pay jobs in Canada when they wouldn't even try to work similar jobs here.

What may be expected would be small paramilitary quick strikes at Canadian drugs stores in order to seize pharmaceuticals that much cheaper in Canada than in the US - and are the same quality. One may expect that some individuals will try to infiltrate the Canadian Healthcare system and ruin it from within by become a non-paying member.

So it shouldn't be expect that any US civilian invasion will ever reach the outskirts of the Canadian capital of Toronto. It can also be expect that any invasion force would easily get bogged down in Quebec and may just leave upon its own accord from having to deal with the people there. Annextion of the Maritime Provinces may be the easiest if Americans actually could read a map and find them. Tho if they were informed that most of that region resembled upper Maine they may just not bother.

Don't particularly see the need to invade Canada when we have so many Canadian overlords in the US.
 
Well, thinking about this logically, the Americans take one horrified look at the hideous thing the Canadians do with french fries, cheese curds, BBQ gravy and a paper bag and flee screaming back to the land of sanity. They then spend the rest of their lives waking up in the middle of the night whimpering "poutine, poutine"
 
Well, thinking about this logically, the Americans take one horrified look at the hideous thing the Canadians do with french fries, cheese curds, BBQ gravy and a paper bag and flee screaming back to the land of sanity. They then spend the rest of their lives waking up in the middle of the night whimpering "poutine, poutine"

You guys don't know good food when you see it. :rolleyes:

Now, I'm going of to congeal my arteries.
 

Markus

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What may be expected would be small paramilitary quick strikes at Canadian drugs stores in order to seize pharmaceuticals that much cheaper in Canada than in the US - and are the same quality. One may expect that some individuals will try to infiltrate the Canadian Healthcare system and ruin it from within by become a non-paying member.

Home improvement stores might also be targets. I remember a story about a state limiting the size of toilet tanks and Americans smuggling in Canadian "tanks".
 
[bard32]Back in 1995, Michael Moore released a alternate history movie called Canadian Bacon, in which Americans invade Canada during a period of heightened tensions. The movie was authentic, and went on to success in the post office. It must be true, because I saw it on tv.

So what if, in the 1990s, American citizens went on to launch their own invasion of Canda? [/bard32]
Oh come on, there's no need to be that harsh on the guy.
 
Oh come on, there's no need to be that harsh on the guy.
Yes there is. I wouldn't be so harsh on him if he bothered to even pretend that he heard other people's rubutalls and reasonings, such as in the Pearl Harbor thread. Instead, he keeps posting the exact same parrotings that are rubutted, keeps treating works of fiction as historically accurate proofs, and will post "facts" completely and entirely unrelated to the thread and topic at hand.
 
Well, America would beat Canada 'cuz the American M1A1 is far better than the Canadian Tiger... I mean Leopard tank. 'Cuz America makes better military stuff. And then the US would destroy the Canadians and the Canadians would become the next states. A bunch more stars on the flag.Dang, I'm bad at this. I can't stop acting like myself!
 
Well, America would beat Canada 'cuz the American M1A1 is far better than the Canadian Tiger... I mean Leopard tank. 'Cuz America makes better military stuff. And then the US would destroy the Canadians and the Canadians would become the next states. A bunch more stars on the flag.Dang, I'm bad at this. I can't stop acting like myself!

You know I'd say that regular American citizens don't have access to tanks, but after reading about that kid with the tank I'm not to sure:D.

But hey, we canadians have such staple heroes as Johnny Canuck and the mounties to stop the yankee invasion:cool:.
 
Yes there is. I wouldn't be so harsh on him if he bothered to even pretend that he heard other people's rubutalls and reasonings, such as in the Pearl Harbor thread. Instead, he keeps posting the exact same parrotings that are rubutted, keeps treating works of fiction as historically accurate proofs, and will post "facts" completely and entirely unrelated to the thread and topic at hand.
So? Help him try to improve or ignore him instead of needlessly mocking him. It does nothing constructive.
 
So? Help him try to improve or ignore him instead of needlessly mocking him. It does nothing constructive.
If he learns from it, it's constructive. I've had my own failings and noobness painfully pointed out to me, and they helped me change for the better.

And all things considered, this really isn't that sharp of a parody. Doctor What, Abdul, they know how to cut to the bone with sarcasm.
 
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