America Brought Low...

Kaptin Kurk

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Your challenge, if you should choose to accept it, it to screw America so bad (don't jump for joy quiet yet foreigners) that these sweet young ladies, rather than being beautiful examples of the freedom boys fighting spirits, when combinesd with their mating spirits, can bring, are denoted in history as prime exaples of subjugation to either Facism or Communism. (Put simply, make these girls win the war for Hitler.)
 
I'm sure the Abwehr could cook up some nefarious plot to kidnap the Andrews Sisters and sneak them back to Berlin. Next Goebbels convinces the crooning trio to do a cover of "Lili Marleen" which, when broadcast to the Axis troops in North Africa, proves to be such a morale booster that they march all the way to the Suez Canal by force of will alone. The Afrika Korps, having triumphed in the Mediterranean, presses on to the Persian and Arabian oil fields, seizing them for the glory of the Reich. Thus ends the war.
 
The sisters are captured, brainwashed by their captors and fitted with laser eyes which seer into and take control over everyone who looks at them when they sing.
 
I'm reminded of the beautiful Russian 'slave girls' in that Nazi Victory James Bond novel that was on here when I joined.
 
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