I'm hoping something actually happens in Anatolia other than what seems to be constant anarchy...
Who the strongest European power in term of economic and military power?
Sic Semper SlavocratFall, 1816
Unnamed Bahama Island
For the past four years, "James Smith" (AKA Armstrong Hyman Thruston) had faced a barren existence upon a pitifully desolate Bahama Island barely a mile long. Just outside of the normal shipping lanes, Thruston would often see ships at a distance but the fires he produced from driftwood and the poor local timber had never drawn attention. Smith had subsisted upon a diet of turtle meat, fish, eggs from flat island's bird population, a few feral goats, seaweed, etc.
Smith had fashioned a rudimentary shelter to protect him from the sun and occasional hurricanes largely via large stones and a mast and sail which fortuitously washed ashore the day after his shipwreck. A rare fresh-water spring was the only reason he managed to live so long. Unfortunately, the spring water was tainted with something and Smith had spent four years under near-constant gastric distress.
Burnt to a crisp over the years after his clothing effectively rotted off his back, Smith would eventually form a sort of nightshirt from some length of sail. By happenstance, he'd had a needle and some thread in his possessions and was able to cut holes for his head and arms. The Virginian was humiliated by his image reflected from the azure waters. He looked like a pickaninny in the fields of home, basically wearing a sackcloth bag because their masters didn't bother to provide real clothing.
One morning, Smith would wake up to his normal intestinal unrest, throw his modest garments over his head and flee for his makeshift privy a hundred feet from his "Home".
It was here that Smith was found by the expedition of American naturalists: his sailcloth dress lifted above his waist, a steady stream of liquified offal emerging from behind. So shocked was he that Smith fell backwards directly into the pile of waste.
The scientists (led by one Charles Waterton, an English-born immigrant of Catholic faith) and their attendants did their best to help him out of the pit without touching him and returned the man to their ship...after a long soak in the sea. Within hours, Smith was attired in some generously donated garb (which promptly aggravated the rash on his ass) and was eating beef and pork for the first time in years....which he promptly threw up.
Still, Smith was going home. The ship was bound for New York, having stopped throughout the Bahama Islands on a mapping expedition and scientific research quest.
Unfortunately for Smith, the humorous discovery would be recounted in the memoirs of the expedition leader Charles Waterton whom would nickname the isle "Diarrhea Island" on the ship or "Isle of the Shits" in honor of its first resident. Prior to publication of his memoirs, Waterton intended to give it a better name but flatly forgot. Instead, the publishers would mistakenly think that "Schitts" was the name of an expedition member, perhaps of Dutch descent, and the lonely outpost was formally named "Schitt's Island".
If the brits had realized that taxes without even token repesentation are unquestionably hated everywhere and maybe had each colony send a repesentive to london to repesent the elites of the each colony to keep things down could have avoided alot of problems and arent very much explored for timelines.
I'd say that it is more a matter of whether British policy is seen as consistently and persistently anti-colonist or not. In theory, with Parliamentary and Royal leadership taking stock of the interests of the faction of colonists they deem sufficiently influential to be important and catering to it with due balance, the American colonies would never need direct representation at all. A big part of the debate in the day was the claim that after all most British subjects, even resident English, Scots and Irish, were not directly represented but that was OK, the MPs and parties would take their interests into due account under the pressure of the political balance of power.Most Americans would say that even then they would rebel and would never subject themselves to be ruled from London in the long run.
Great analysis!I'd say that it is more a matter of whether British policy is seen as consistently and persistently anti-colonist or not. In theory, with Parliamentary and Royal leadership taking stock of the interests of the faction of colonists they deem sufficiently influential to be important and catering to it with due balance, the American colonies would never need direct representation at all. A big part of the debate in the day was the claim that after all most British subjects, even resident English, Scots and Irish, were not directly represented but that was OK, the MPs and parties would take their interests into due account under the pressure of the political balance of power.
Vice versa as this broad claim of yours illustrates it would not matter how scrupulously American colonials were represented in due proportion in Westminster, if the policy majority always goes against them in favor of British interests--it would however deprive the colonials of this talking point. But they'd just adopt whatever rallying cry works best in context and rebel anyway.
It was a question of whether British based ruling interests recognized a sufficient number of sufficiently powerful American colonial interests as legitimate and necessary to consider to keep them sweet. This is by no means the same thing as saying all American subjects are considered of course! It might have been enough to just keep the most conservative faction of those who became Patriots OTL on board as Loyalists to repress American rebellion.
Probably to achieve this, they'd need to formally empower some Colonial subjects to have some influence on the balance of power in the House of Commons, and in parallel create Royal executive institutions designed to sound out the most important Colonials and co-opt them. One approach might be to empower Colonial legislatures to name sitting British MPs as proxies, giving these MPs double or more votes based on their holding the proxy of this or that colony; rough proportionality granting Virginia and perhaps Massachusetts and Pennsylvania several proxies, other colonies fewer, perhaps requiring the smallest to federate to collectively pick one, might be sporadically implemented, with the shifting, rising populations of the colonies only amending the distribution now and again--after all, British ridings and boroughs are growing, generally, in population too. The distant arms length correspondence of these districts to actual populations was of course an infamous fact of how Parliament worked in the early 19th century, what with Rotten Boroughs and Pocket Boroughs and all that.
So--taxation of all with representation of some, in a haphazard fashion, would be no worse than the average British subject in the home islands would have after all.
I agree the revolution (which might fail to be sure, thus becoming a suppressed "insurrection" historically) would almost certainly come because the British elites would not see the need for being harried by these provincial yokel mucky-mucks, they ought to just shut up and let their more refined and cosmopolitan, Eton-Oxford educated betters decree what is best, as they do for British resident subjects. So that's why the attempt to secede is close to inevitable, not because an adequate range of reforms would not be good enough to maintain what is mainly central rule from Britain. It just has to be more broadly minded imperial rule than is reasonably probable!
According to @Alt History Buff , the word "Britainization" arises to replace the word Balkanization, so I imagine there will be short periods of unity before inevitably splitting apart againWill britain reunify?