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Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889- July13, 1972) was a German painter, writer, political theorist, and anti-war agitator.

Born in Braunau-am Inn, Austria, both of his parents died when he was very young, and at the age of 18 he was accepted into The Art Academy of Vienna, a Jewish run academy that was considered among the finest academies in Europe.

Young Hitler flourished at the academy. His paintings ran the gamut from Impressionistic works to Renaissance inspired scenes from Jewish history.

It is unclear when Hitler first started to drink alcohol, but while he was at the Academy he began to show the first signs of a problem that would plague him later in life.

Upon graduation, he found himself forced to register for service in the Austrian military, as was customary for men his age. Young Adolf bucked his service by fleeing to Munich, Germany, but was extradited back to Austria, which then judged him to be "unfit for military service."

When the Great War broke out in 1914, Hitler returned to Munich, where he enlisted in a Bavarian army regiment. His unit was sent to France, where Adolf would earn several medals, including an Iron Cross First Class and an Iron Cross Second Class for his service as a dispatch runner. Although he loathed the war morally, he seemed to find artistic inspiration in it; his paintings of the Western Front's bleak, morose nature are some of the most stark, realistic and haunting images of the war. From ordinary soldiers eating meals, to the savagery of a week-long artillery bombardment, his images of WWI are some of the best known in the world. He seemed to develop his liking of Jews during this period; his CO as well as the officer who pushed through his medal recommendation were both Jewish.

After Germany's defeat in 1918, Adolf Hitler decided that he wanted to re-enter the world of Academia, this time as an instructor at the Academy were he matriculated. But the academy had been hit hard by the war, and was forced to close.

Returning to Germany, he decided to open his own art academy in his adopted hometown of Munich.

(OOC: I'll finish this when I have more time.)
 
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Adolf Schickelgruber (April 20, 1889- Aug 13, 1969) - Israeli General and Likud politician.

From 100 Great Zionists in History, by Yosel Rosen
University of Israel press, 1984

Born Adolf Hitler in Braunau-am Inn in what was then the Austrian Empire, he would later change his last name to Schickelgruber as a young man attempting to "recapture his Jewish heritage" through a tentative paternal link.

After rejection from art school young Schickelgruber enlisted with the German Imperial Army, serving with distinction and twice being decorated. With the end of the war Schickelgruber became increasingly involved with the German Zionist movement and a vocal opponent of the increasing antisemitism of the Freicorps.

After the coup by the NSDAP and the rise of Third Reich, Schickelgruber fled to England where he enlisted in the Royal Army, serving under Montgomery in the North African theater. He served with such distinction as to be awarded a field commission in 1942 and would lead landing parties in Sicily, Anzio, and even Gold Beach where he would be wounded. After a long recovery he was promoted to Command Staff where his aggressive, audacious plans were credited with shortening the war by months.

This field and command experience would serve him well in 1947 when he led a group of Jewish Allied soldiers and Holocaust survivors to Palestine and soon became embroiled in the War of Independence. His valor and leadership were noticed and he quickly became one of the new Israeli state's premier generals.

As a general his bold planning and aggressive tactics met with mixed results. The Suez Offensive that captured the canal zone met with military success but international condemnation. His Golan offensive during the Five Days War quickly seized the heights and devastated a planned Syrian offensive, but with high casualty rates.

After the war he served a brief stint in Knesset with the Likud party where his angry tirades against liberal platforms and Palestinians were a source of great controversy. He retired after only a year due to increasing health concerns.

Schickelgruber died in his Haifa home from a cerebral embolism.



(Oh, I'm gonna get dogpiled for this one, I'm sure! :p)
 
Originally posted by Fenwick in the AH Wikipedia thread (https://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=52288&);

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flaris

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Mass murder Adolf hitler was shot dead 15 of june 1946 in a shootout between police and his gang of killers. Over his reign of attacks and killings of Jews and slavs he has killed over 156 people and his gang has killed over 1500 people.

The full story of how he captured miltary assets in Berlin and Munich and started his killing spree are at page 2-15
 
'My struggle to embrace a Jewish and Homosexual Identity in Post Modern Germany'

By Adolf Hitler.

The ground breaking author of this thrilling Weimar era classic died today in his famous pink cottage at Berchtesgaden aged 61. He is survived by his partner Rudolf Hess that other well known and extremely passionate champion of homosexual rights who is currently serving a third prison sentence for striking a police officer with a velvet glove at a rally in Nuremberg calling for the legalisation of same sex marriage.

Hitler's housekeeper Eva Braun was said to be too distressed to comment.
 
Br. Adolf Hitler, O.S.B. (1889-1970) - Controversial Austrian Benedictine monk and artist. Originally sought the religious life to avoid military service, he became noted for his paintings, usually of monastery life. Wrote several antisemitic tracts in the 1940s, which earned him a reprimand with his superiors, and narrowly avoided expulsion from the Order for involvement in radical politics. By the 1960s, his artwork had taken a new, postmodern turn, serving as a forerunner to the work of Andrej Varhola. Hitler died on 20 July, 1970, in his sleep.
 
No one has done a Dr. Hitler, international marine biologist who was a terror for his graduate students and obsessed with living space for the Eumetopias jubatus (northern sealion)? Maybe he founds the EPA or ELF as an aside? I'm shocked.
 
Mein Kampf to Be Adapted into a Film
The rumors of Mein Kampf, the anthology of (mostly) tragic stories collected from veterans--alive and deceased--of the Weltkreig and the Russian Intervention being adapted into a film have been confirmed by Tobis Studios. The book was published just last Spring and to date has sold over 4 million copies. The adaptation is a risky move for the studio; last November's Bevor die Blätter (Before The Leaves Turn) was a staunchly anti-war movie and despite it sweeping the American Academy Awards, it failed to make a splash in Germany and was on the verge of being banned.

Still, the story that takes up most of the book's later half, The Eastern Land, written by sergeant Adolf Hitler, who was later killed assaulting Petrograd, is certainly jingoistic enough to make it past the Kaiser's censors. Although the typically liberal Tobis might skip over that part due to it's highly anti-semetic overtones.
 

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46 Months. Returned from the dead for 46 months, for this?

I so don't think so.
 
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