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“I have often thought that if there had been a good rap group around in those days, I might have chosen a career in music instead of politics.”

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Richard Nixon was an American attorney, music producer, and record label executive. Although Nixon spent several decades as a highly successful corporate lawyer, representing such companies as IBM, Chevron, and Hewlett Packard, he is best known for his two-and-a-half decade long involvement in hip-hop music as a record producer, manager, and eventual record label owner.

Born in relative poverty in Yorba Linda, California, not far from Los Angeles, Nixon excelled in his studies and attended Whittier University before graduating from Duke University School of Law. Nixon practiced commercial law for years before joining the United States Navy during World War II.

Following his resignation from the Navy in the aftermath of American victory, Nixon pursued a career in corporate law in the Los Angeles area, becoming one of the nation’s foremost lawyers in subsequent decades. Although he repeatedly considered running for office, and was reportedly recruited for a gubernatorial bid in 1962, Nixon was content to reap the rewards of his very lucrative practice for decades, eventually choosing to largely retire from law in the late 1970s.

Nixon’s retirement coincided with the emergence of hip-hop music in New York, a city Nixon had significant ties to. While it is unclear when Nixon developed his interest in the nascent genre, it is clear that by the early 1980s Nixon had begun to play an active behind-the-scenes role in financing the early careers of several golden age hip hop artists. An accomplished amateur musician, Nixon began contributing production to releases he was involved in, initially as a “grudgingly tolerated dilettante” but by the late 80s as an increasingly respected producer in his own right. Nixon's trademark style emphasized live performance over sampling - many tracks he contributed production to include his own performances, particularly on piano.

In the late 1980s and early 1990s, Nixon played a key role in the development of West Coast hip hop. Despite his well-known association with New York-area artists, Nixon was very much a proud Los Angeleno; he eventually became affiliated with the LA-based Ruthless Records as a major financial backer and management figure. In light of his advanced age and genuine enthusiasm for their music, Nixon assumed a mentor-like role for many of the West Coast’s emerging artists.

Nixon is widely seen as having played a critical role in the mediation of tensions surrounding the infamous West Coast-East Coast feud of the mid-to-late 1990s; while publicly he was an advocate for West Coast rappers (his 1996 comment that the West Coast “…is the better of the two coasts. We don’t like the East Coast…” is frequently sampled to this day), he privately used his many New York ties to soothe tensions between the two scenes. Nixon is sometimes alleged to have been involved in the still-unexplained disappearance of Death Row Records founder Suge Knight around this time.

By the late 1990s, Nixon had largely retired from production; his frustrations with unstable record companies and various legal entanglements led him to form his own independent record label, Searchlight Sound, in 1998. Searchlight subsequently became a home to a variety of both East and West Coast artists, most notably several members of the Wu-Tang Clan. Nixon summed up his approach to running a label as follows: "People have got to know whether or not their manager is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. [Searchlight artists] get everything they earn."

Nixon remained active as CEO of Searchlight until his death in 2005; leadership of the thriving label was subsequently assumed by his longtime protege Roger Stone. Nixon is a frequent reference point for generations of rappers, and his role in the genre’s history is widely praised, particularly in light of his ability to minimize violence between feuding cliques. As New York rapper and occasional Nixon collaborator the Notorious B.I.G. commented in 2005, “Only Nixon could go to New York.”

This is so deeply, broadly, profoundly, punishingly, world-historically, oh-shit-you-summoned-the-Great-Old-Ones wrong. I love it unconditionally. "Only Nixon could go to New York..." Like the man said, he's paid in full. Somewhere Hunter S. Thompson doesn't need peyote in order to see lizard people today; he doesn't know why, but he digs it.
 
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Chaz Savaria is a Chilean open-wheel race car driver, best known for driving in IndyCar from the leagues conception in 1996 until his retirement in 2007. Savaria was born into a family with Brazilian descent, and he idolized Aryton Senna as a young child. He and his father built racecars from the time Chaz was 4. As he grew older, Savaria was becoming very well known not only in Chile, but in America as well. One time in early 1996, while doing a race at Road America, he was approached by billionaire John Menard. Menard asked Savaria if he was willing to sign to his team for the first Indy League Racing season, and he accepted. Savaria drove the #2 in the 3-race long 1996 season, finishing 11th at Walt Disney World, 8th in Phoenix, and then 4th in the Indy 500, good enough for 4th in the season standings. For the 96-97 season, Savaria was one of the best racers in the league, getting his first win at Texas en route to a 2nd place finish in the standings, behind teammate Tony Stewart. In the 1998 season, Savaria scored a runner-up finish in the Indy 500, and also grabbed one more wins (New Hampshire), but finished 8 points behind champion Kenny Brack. In the 1999 season, Savaria won the Indy 500, passing Greg Ray on the final lap, and also winning Dover and Las Vegas, but finished 2nd yet again in the points. For 2000, Savaria went to Panther Racing, capturing 2 wins (Walt Disney World and Pikes Peak), but bad finishes befell him to 8th in the points. For the next season, he signed with Kelly Racing. He did not pick up any wins for the first time since the 1996 season, but finished 6th in the points. In 2002 he picked up no wins, and finished 14th in the points due to bad finishes (including him going airborne in Texas). 2003 was a resurgence for Savaria, winning 2 times (Nazareth and Gateway), and placing 3rd in the standings. Chip Ganassi signed Savaria for the 2004 season. The 2004 season went well for Savaria, picking up one win (Kentucky) and placing 5th in the standings. 2005 went better for him, getting one win (Watkins Glen), and placing 4th. 2006 was his year, winning 4 times (Homestead, Texas, Michigan, and Kentucky) en route to the IndyCar championship. After 2007, where he picked up 1 win (Motegi and Detroit) and a 3rd place finish in the points, Savaria announced his retirement. During and after his career he also raced in the Daytona 500 (with Andy Petree Racing in 2002, he led 7 laps and finished 11th, and in 2004 with AJ Foyt, finishing 6th), rally racing, 24 Hours of Daytona (winning in 2007) and Camping World Truck Series (raced 2009 season, finished 3rd). He is considered to be one of the best IndyCar racers of all time.
 

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"Get spooped, Nerds." -Skeletus, US president, inventor of dabbing, Olympic bobsledder, and three-time nominee for the 'Best Skeleton' Oscar.
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I'm really not sure why I made this. But I'm glad I did.
 
Marx in America

This infobox is inspired by the career of Carl Schurz, a participant in the 1848 revolutions who eventually became an American Senator. Karl Marx at one point considered moving to Texas due to its' large population of German dissidents. ITTL, he immigrates to Texas in 1851; and joins the Union army during the Civil War, becoming one of the few Texans to break with the Confederacy. Marx would serve under General Grant in the Western Theater, eventually winning promotion to Major General by 1865. Marx is thus one of the few white Texans able to stand for office during Reconstruction. Thus he is able to win election to the Senate. Marx is the first Communist to win election to the U.S Congress. While he backs President Grant's Reconstruction policies; he otherwise is isolated from his fellow Republicans due to his opposition to their pro-business policies. After white Democrats took control over the Texas State Legislature, Marx is unceremoniously booted from office.

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Marx in America

This infobox is inspired by the career of Carl Schurz, a participant in the 1848 revolutions who eventually became an American Senator. Karl Marx at one point considered moving to Texas due to its' large population of German dissidents. ITTL, he immigrates to Texas in 1851; and joins the Union army during the Civil War, becoming one of the few Texans to break with the Confederacy. Marx would serve under General Grant in the Western Theater, eventually winning promotion to Major General by 1865. Marx is thus one of the few white Texans able to stand for office during Reconstruction. Thus he is able to win election to the Senate. Marx is the first Communist to win election to the U.S Congress. While he backs President Grant's Reconstruction policies; he otherwise is isolated from his fellow Republicans due to his opposition to their pro-business policies. After white Democrats took control over the Texas State Legislature, Marx is unceremoniously booted from office.

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Damn it! I was putting together a little Marx-in-America infobox, though mine was a little less ambitious, just portraying Marx as a minor 48'er liberal German newspaper printer in the Texas Hill Country. Interesting life for Marx that you made!
 
This is a test infobox I made based around a hybrid of the Yankee Dominion and the American Commonwealth, mainly for the purpose of further acclamating myself to the process of making them. I'm getting a little better if I do say so myself, though the numbers for seats, votes, population, etc, are more or less ripped from Lord Caedus. This infobox means nothing, it's just a time killing project designed to better my skills.

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I'll post this from my timeline here because why not.

Elected not more than four years ago, Rob Ford rode his way to Mayor of Toronto on a wave of right-wing populism, promising to stop the “gravy train” at city hall, reduce the burden on taxpayers and fight crime with an iron fist. Then came the scandals. A video showed a man, which was alleged to be Rob Ford, smoking crack cocaine. Ford strongly denied these allegations which a sizeable amount of Torontonians agreeing with him. All of this would be shattered in one fell swoop as Toronto Police Chief Bill Blair announced that police in fact had obtained a copy of the video, contradicting pretty much anything that Ford said before. After several days, Ford finally admitted that he in fact, did smoke crack cocaine in “one of my drunken stupors.” Despite numerous politicians and citizens alike calling on him to resign, he announced that he wouldn’t resign and that he would continue to “save the taxpayer’s money” and that he would seek re-election. And so on July 12, 2014, in front of a roaring crowd at his annual “Ford Nation” Barbecue, he announced he would run for re-election. This though would come crashing down with a bombshell announcement weeks later that Mayor Ford had been diagnosed with a rare tumor in his stomach. He would proceed to withdraw from the race for mayor and instead run fro his old Ward 2 council seat. His elder brother, Doug Ford would enter the mayoral race and therefore steering the helm of Ford Nation.

In the halls of City Hall, the council's centrist faction had quite relatively few candidates. Several people being floated included Shelly Carroll, councillor for Ward 33-Don Valley East and fierce critic of Rob Ford who became known for her tough-talking style in the chamber. Another name being touted as a possible contender was former Premier of Ontario and an NDP-er turned Liberal, Bob Rae. George Smitherman, runner up in the 2010 mayor's race was also a name being floated. All three had ruled out bids for mayor shortly after their names had began to be floated. On the centre-left side, numerous candidates had also been floated. Candidates being mentioned included Joe Cressy, city councillor for Ward 20, Joe Pantalone, former mayoral contender in 2010 and Olivia Chow, MP for Trinity—Spadina. More interestingly however, acclaimed author and poet Margaret Atwood had privately began to develop interest to run for mayor. She along with Cressy and Pantalone ruled themselves out for running. After months of speculation, Olivia Chow announced she would resign as an MP and launch her bid for mayor. Promising Toronto that she was the one to led the city to a brighter future and to not lead Toronto further down the path of scandals that’ve rocked City Hall. On the centre-right faction, numerous candidates would include current radio host, former Ontario PC leader and former mayoral candidate himself, John Tory. Other names being touted were Karen Stintz, former TTC chair and councillor for Ward 16 and former councillor David Soknacki. Many pundits had widely expected John Tory to jump into the race but surprisingly he announced he would not run for mayor but would endorse the "proper candidate." This would provide an opening to Karen Stintz as she announced she would enter the race, promising to bring stability, both fiscally and literally to the corridors of City Hall. Both Tory and Soknacki would endorse Stintz, giving her a much needed boost in the polls.

Ultimately, Ford with his brash “no non-sense and straight talking” brand of populism, Chow with her left-leaning credentials and support from many of Toronto’s liberals and Karen Stintz as the ideal candidate of the centre-right, gained enough endorsements, cash and supporters to become the top three candidates with a viable shot at winning.

Chow said that she would increase bus service by 10%, continue the plans to build LRT lines on Sheppard and Finch and return to the plan of the provincially funded seven-stop LRT to replace the Scarborough RT. She would keep property taxes around the rate of inflation and increase the land transfer tax on houses over $2 million. Stintz meanwhile would pursue a downtown relief line, reform the land transfer tax, explore a “hybrid” solution for the eastern section of the Gardiner Expressway. She was also known as an ally of Ford but after his numerous scandals began distancing herself from him. Stintz also more controversially has flipped flopped on several issues including going from supporting a seven-stop LRT to a three-stop subway extension. Ford meanwhile promised to “keep on saving the taxpayer’s money” and to keep the rate of property tax well below the inflation rate and to implement a $9 billion subway expansion plan which many pundits called unfeasible. On a lighter note, when Ford released his subway plan, it contained numerous errors such as spelling “Eglinton” as “Eglington” and “Don Mills” as “Done Mills.” As the campaign wore on, the attacks became ever so more intense. Mayor Ford attacked Chow as a legacy of “the Miller days” and saying that she would “spend, spend, spend and tax, tax, tax!” Ford would turn on his brother's TTC Chair Karen Stintz accusing her of turning into a “left-wing fanatic” by supporting the original Transit City plan instead of Ford’s transit plan. Chow would shot back at both Stintz and Ford saying that all they cared about is cutting services to improve Toronto’s bottom line. Stintz would then go on to say that Chow is a “lovely lady” but she was the “NDP candidate’ that would bring back Toronto to the “Miller days of tax and spend.” As the campaign began to enter the final days, the polls showed a commanding led for Chow.

Then came the Parliament Hill attacks. Security and law and order issues came back to many minds of voters. The fears of an attack had heightened and people were looking to the candidate Ford would immediately take advantage of this and present himself as the law and order candidate who would “protect Toronto from these radicals.” Despite the controversy surrounding the remarks, his numbers shot up in the poll, gaining over 5 points over two days. Stintz would fall behind in the polls but still maintain a strong position as Ford would gain the momentum. Despite a Ford surge in the polls, Chow kept her significant lead intact but polls on the eve of election day showed that their was a real possibility that Ford Nation could squeak out a very, very narrow victory. Election night would bring many unknowns.

Ultimatley on Election Night, Torontonians would elected Olivia Chow as the 65th Mayor of Toronto, opting for a progressive change and ending the tumultuous four years of the Ford mayoralty. In front of a roaring crowd, she thanked the people of Toronto for placing faith in her to deliver on her vision of a brighter and visionary Toronto. Ford would outperform expectations and come in a strong second. In front of a roaring crowd, he congratulated Chow but also reminded Torontonians that Ford Nation “will always save the taxpayer’s money.” Karen Stintz would throw her support behind Mayor-elect Chow, saying that it was “now time to unite together and set the course of Toronto for tomorrow.” Ford also mentioned he was leaving the door “wide open” on running in the 2018 mayoral race. Another possibility was that Rob Ford would make a comeback and re-run for mayor. Stintz too would also not rule out running once more. It seemed that 2018 would be just like déja vu.

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