Vox Populi, Vox Fasces
It is likely that in the history books yet to be written,
Equitas will not feature. The formation of the party dates back to 1999, when actress and prominent CPGB donor
Jacqlyn Kerry split with their leader Domhall Shayne on the matter of Europe. Kerry was a rarity in the acting world, and especially in the London scene she frequented, in the way that she expressed a firmly anti-European political view. She unsuccessfully campaigned with former Deputy Prime Minister Patrick Moore to reject the expansion of the Moneghetti Zone into Britain, and had previously refused a peerage from a Tory government due to its pro-European nature. This was somewhat attributed to her childhood in Scotland, where she grew up with an expat from the 'New' Imperial German State living next door who had few kind words for his old home, and her friendship with the overbearing MP Bob Mellish, who would go on to lead Labour to a defeat during the early 1970's but would nonetheless leave a huge mark on British politics.
Kerry's first job in the acting world was as an extra in a number of different period dramas. Her starring role came in 1982, when she was cast as Edda Mussolini in The Papers, a biopic of the long dead Italian Dictator. However, feature film productions were not her particular forte and instead she crossed over to television work, making spotty appearances in the comedies that frequented the screens of the BBC. In 1990, the corporation was facing a crisis of confidence as viewership dwindled, particularly with women. The solution was found with Kerry, who was cast as the hard-working glass-ceiling-breaking Judge Samantha Coe in the famous BBC Location Comedy
The Court of Judge Coe. The show, which focused on Coe and her efforts in her personal life and how they related to her career on the bench, became outstandingly popular thanks to the clever writing of the comedy duo Desmond Dury and Julia Hornsby. The 1992 Christmas Special, rather controversially set in the Royal Courts of Justice, attracted millions of watchers and saved the BBC from utter financial destitution. It is remembered fondly to this day, and Coe's famous catchphrase 'Get Gavelled' became a mainstay of pop culture. It was also one of the first long-running BBC shows to feature an Indian-British actress in a starring role (Indira Patel played Neera Kumar, a lawyer who was one of Coe's most respected compatriots). Some have pointed to the first season's underlying dryness as being a result of Kerry's divorce with her husband Gunther Strang (who went on to lead Stockholm Council as a member of the People's Party) - but this has been dismissed as ludicrous by Kerry, who asserted that the divorce process was nothing short of quick and dull.
Kerry made no bones about her membership of the CPGB, which led to a small boycott of TCoJC by members of the BUF, many of whom rarely watched the BBC anyway. She was not a Neurocommunist by any sense, and became distraught upon the election of one as leader in 1997. Shayne advocated an ever-closer worker's union with the Federation of European Nations and was a staunch opponent of anti-Europe 'Blank-Checkers' within the party. This infuriated Kerry, but the final straw for her membership of the party came when Shayne overruled the Central Committee and made membership of the European Ducat an official CPGB policy. This would be regarded as a fatal move for Shayne's position, as Kerry announced her departure from the party and soon after, the formation of a new one.
Equitas (Latin for 'Justice' or 'Equality) came into the world at the very start of 1999 at an event in Leominster. Kerry arrived there with a Sam Coe impersonator flanking her, holding an honourary gavel to mark the creation of the party. The party was founded upon the basis of 'Socialism with British Characteristics', a policy initially put forth by former Scottish Chief Executive John Maxton. It shared the essentials of CPGB policy - mutual workers councils, introduction of a single-tier social welfare system that could be interpreted as Universal Basic Income, consolidation of councils - sans an endorsement of Five Year Plans and the current leadership's support of the FEN. The party would not attain recognition until a testy public debate with the Eurofascist German politician Manfried Bittmann. Bittmann, notorious for bursts of anger when cornered, countered a point from Kerry about the FEN-sanctioned destruction of the nation state with a request for Kerry to 'fuck off', as well as an insult about her looks. Kerry remained firm as Bittmann melted down, resulting in great press for her at home.
The CPGB reached a doldrum in late 1999 as Shayne attempted bitterly to retain his leadership against the pleas of party members. The party's decline opened up avenues for Labour and Equitas to make advances, and that they did. Kerry stunned political commentators when her party managed a respectable position of two seats in the 2000 General Election - both gains from the CPGB. Kerry racked up a huge victory over the scandal-ridden expenses claimer Hugh Roberts, who had long been a target for a deselection that never came. Kerry campaigned in opposition to a round of public service cuts to the local train service that never came due to strongarming from the council. Troubles emerged in late 2001 over the party's immigration policy, as in spite of her anti-European position, Kerry was in favour of a relaxation of border laws. Hardliners in the party were prepared to usurp Kerry on the matter, but failed to do so on numerous occasions. What did eventually bring her down was her insistence that a toughening on the matter would simply be 'mimicking the hordes in the BUF'. Such a statement curried anger within the party, which was undergoing a decline anyway due to a lack of solid ground support and the shifting of the CPGB back to a more neutral position on Europe. In 2003, an offer to rejoin the acting world saw Kerry ditch her seat, leaving Equitas essentially rudderless. Their leader Dermot Redding saw the ceding of Bermondsey back to the CPGB and the defection of their sole MP to Labour, who Kerry would join in 2004. It folded in that same year, and to this day remains a warning to those wanting to split with their party.