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shiftygiant

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Can somebody explain what's wrong with this man, John Oliver? I'm Russian and I don't get it.
He's a smug, smarmy, self-righteous git who's often condescending and sanctimonious. If there is one silver lining to that scenario, it's that he'd never end up on the front-bench because he'd be too much a dick-head fo anyone to actually like him.
 
He's a smug, smarmy, self-righteous git who's often condescending and sanctimonious. If there is one silver lining to that scenario, it's that he'd never end up on the front-bench because he'd be too much a dick-head fo anyone to actually like him.

For me the silver lining would be him potentially losing to UKIP. Seeing him getting defeated on election night would be probably be as satisfying to me as Farage's loss in 2015 was to other people.
 
"Let me just say right now to that last caller...because...I - w - want to make it absolutely crystal clear to - who was that? Mr. Joel Hyndman of Winchester? Right - Well, Mr. Hyndman, I want to put this straight. I. Am. Not. A. Racist. Yes, I know Alec Parker and he's a good friend of mine - he helped put me daughter through Oxford a few years back - but that does not qualify me for that title. Not in the slightest, because Alec Parker is in no way a racist. He loves England, he loves Britain - as do I. He fought for us in Burma, he fought for us in Mexico, he fought for us in...all kinds of places. I think Alec is a fighter, and if he were on the show today, then we'd have none of this nonsense hanging about. Who really is saying all this and what are their intentions? We don't know who they are - are they communists? Maybe. I think they are, and if they indeed are communists, then they are in no position to complain about bigotry or racism or what have you. I would put Mr. Hyndman's question back to him - if he considers those from the BUF who run soup kitchens and those who have nurseries around Birmingham vitriolic racists, then by what metric does he deem the Communists who thrifted public money as late as last year on their cars? On that note I leave you.

And no, I am not standing for parliament - that's nonsense for any listeners. Sorry about that. Right, now to play me out, here's Johnny Parker with Ambivalence..."


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shiftygiant

Gone Fishin'
For me the silver lining would be him potentially losing to UKIP. Seeing him getting defeated on election night would be probably be as satisfying to me as Farage's loss in 2015 was to other people.
Actually yeah, if he did end up in Parliment, he'd transform Brent into a Lab-UKIP Marginal, if only because he'd act entitled towards the electorate, insist he 'destroyed' his opponents in table debates, and not get off his arse to do some real campaigning.
 
Actually yeah, if he did end up in Parliment, he'd transform Brent into a Lab-UKIP Marginal, if only because he'd act entitled towards the electorate, insist he 'destroyed' his opponents in table debates, and not get off his arse to do some real campaigning.

Pretty much Thornberry dialled up to eleven then. The fact that being in the US has propelled his career forward is disappointing, but they can happily keep him IMHO.
 
Actually yeah, if he did end up in Parliment, he'd transform Brent into a Lab-UKIP Marginal, if only because he'd act entitled towards the electorate, insist he 'destroyed' his opponents in table debates, and not get off his arse to do some real campaigning.

Does Oliver actually talk about "destroying" people? I thought that was just the clickbait reposts/redirects of his videos.
 

shiftygiant

Gone Fishin'
Does Oliver actually talk about "destroying" people? I thought that was just the clickbait reposts/redirects of his videos.
Oliver doesn't necessarily say he destroyed someone himself (because that's too roll-eyes even for him), but the way he debates or rants pretty much ensure he never has to because that's the attitude he gives off.

I mean, Gonzo isn't wrong that he would pretty much hand Brent North to a third party. His self-righteous and brash attitude is something that doesn't connect to the electorate, especially in the diverse suburban electorate of Brent North, and would leave him open to either UKIP or the LibDems gaining the seat given how easily exploitable he is.
And no, I am not standing for parliament - that's nonsense for any listeners. Sorry about that. Right, now to play me out, here's Johnny Parker with Ambivalence..."

Noice, though the logo is a bit busy.
 
"The #rebelstates elected @MichaelChongPCR as 'President of Canada', set up 'National Convention' for New England. Fake Election! Sad!"
~Tweet made by American President Donald Trump.

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The New England National Convention of 2024 was a constituent assembly established to decide the constitutional future of Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island and Vermont after the occupation of New England by the Canadian Forces.

In preparation for absorption of delegates to the Convention to the Canadian House of Commons in case any of the New England States voted for Confederation, the elections, held concurrently with the Second Round of Canada's 2024 Presidential Elections, were made under the Canada Elections Act and the Third Schedule to the Constitution of the Canadian Republic, and therefore, by a Mixed-Member Proportional System. The use of Canadian Electoral Laws were opposed by the United States, citing the Fourth Geneva Convention, which stated that "an occupying power should maintain the status quo in any occupied territories".

The Convention had three primary purposes:
1. Negotiate the Terms of Union between the New England states and Canada;
2. Decide [each state delegation doing so separately] on the Amendments made to the Constitutions of the New England states to ensure a smooth transition to Provincehood;
3. Draft a Constitution for New England, in case both remaining within the United States and Confederation with Canada are rejected by the electorate.

The Convention first met in the Connecticut State Senate Chamber in Hartford on January 20, 2025 (The same day on which President Michael Chong's second term began), moved to the Massachusetts State Senate Chamber after Connecticut's and Rhode Island's delegations left on July 5, 2025 (The two States opted to return to the United States, while the rest of New England decided to join Canada in a July 4 Referendum), and finally dissolved itself on August 19, 2025, its remaining delegates becoming Members of the House of Commons of Canada.
 
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1952: ROOSEVELT ELECTED TO SIXTH TERM OVER TAFT, PLEDGES 'NO SEVENTH TERM'
1956: TAFT DEFEATS ROOSEVELT (photo of nearly-skeletal looking FDR holding up newspaper with a grin on his face)
1960: ROOSEVELT DEFEATS NIXON IN LANDSLIDE
1964: ROOSEVELT DEFEATS GOLDWATER IN LANDSLIDE; CALLS FOR NEW NEW DEAL
1968: PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT DECLINES TO RUN FOR HISTORIC TENTH TERM

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1968: FDR CHANGES MIND! SAYS THAT HE "STILL WANTS TO LIVE, JUST A LITTLE LONGER."
1969: NEW CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT! ROOSEVELT TO PRESIDENT FOR LIFE, MOST PRESIDENTIAL POWERS GIVEN TO THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE. "AMERICA CANNOT IMAGINE PRESIDENT OTHER THAN ROOSEVELT."
1982: ROOSEVELT CELEBRATES 100TH BIRTHDAY.
1985: EVIDENCE FOUND OF ROOSEVELT FAUSTIAN PACT! PROMISED TO "NOT DIE UNTIL HE LEAVES THE PRESIDENCY."
1987: ROOSEVELT DEAD! COLLAPSED INTO A SCREAMING PILE OF ASH FOLLOWING HIS REMOVAL FROM OFFICE FOR CONSPIRACY WITH UNGODLY FORCES.
1988: PAT ROBERTSON WINS ON ANTI-SATANIC PLATFORM. PROMISES A "NATIONAL CLEANSING."
 

Asami

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1989: FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT AWAKENS AND IS RESURRECTED; DECLARED THE RETURN OF CHRIST ON EARTH
1990: FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT DECLARES THAT ALL HOLY CHRISTIANS MUST WAGE WAR AGAINST THE SOVIET UNION
1992: ROOSEVELT WINS ANOTHER TERM--BLESS THE GOD-PRESIDENT;
1993: THE CLERICAL AUTHORITARIAN NUTJOB ROBERTSON COMMITTED AFTER WITNESSING THE SPLENDOR OF FDR-CHRIST
 
1989: FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT AWAKENS AND IS RESURRECTED; DECLARED THE RETURN OF CHRIST ON EARTH
1990: FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT DECLARES THAT ALL HOLY CHRISTIANS MUST WAGE WAR AGAINST THE SOVIET UNION
1992: ROOSEVELT WINS ANOTHER TERM--BLESS THE GOD-PRESIDENT;
1993: THE CLERICAL AUTHORITARIAN NUTJOB ROBERTSON COMMITTED AFTER WITNESSING THE SPLENDOR OF FDR-CHRIST

This is reminding me of that eternal Grover Cleveland list or John C. Calhoun - the destroyer of souls infobox from last August.
 
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