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The Partition of America

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The period of conflict that began with outbreak of the American Civil War in 1861 was finally brought to a close by the American Partition in 1878. There were boys in uniform who had known nothing but war since they were born, and they would soon become a problem for the occupying powers. The decision to dismember the former United States of America did not come lightly. There were many, particularly in Britain, who wanted to avoid a lengthy occupation and preferred to restore the United States albeit under stern supervision. However, the disclosure of Golden Circle atrocities inflicted in Canada, the Caribbean and in Latin America, led to national sentiments changing. The American Experiment had failed, ending in tyranny, slavocracy and war. With the Russians keen to extend their control of the Pacific, Napoleon III eager to entrench his dominance of Mexico and the Spanish delegation demanding enormous compensation for the damage inflicted in Cuba, the British ultimately gave in.

Roughly, the division of the former United States was based on the respective contribution to the effort to defeat the Empire of Columbia, and on historic spheres of influence. Britain, France and Prussia received the lion's share of territory, though it was Britain and France who took the most valuable land, most of Prussia's new territory being sparsely settled, if at all. Britain took the former Thirteen Colonies back. France received the Louisiana Purchase up to a point, and annexed the territory of the old Texan Republic. Spain was rewarded with Florida and the Gulf Coast up to French Louisiana.

One of the greatest contentions at the conference was what Russia and Prussia should receive. Both countries had contributed to the effort but their own limitations prevented expeditions on the scale of Britain and France. Nevertheless, the breadth of British and French annexations were already generous and neither country had the appetite to annex more land filled with angry Americans. For Russia's part, they wanted Oregon as well as California. Britain had toyed with awarding territory in the Atlantic to Prussia and taking the Pacific Northwest for themselves. As it was, Britain wished to avoid the situation of having British Columbia surrounded by Russian colonies in Alaska and Oregon. Prussia was therefore awarded a broad swathe of territory in the west as well as the Oregon Country, essentially acting as a buffer between British, French and Russian colonies. Russia herself received California. A sparsely populated area of the New Mexico Territory was ceded to Mexico, now under French influence.

The American Partition persisted for nearly sixty years until 1935. The attitude of the new colonial powers varied by country. In the more densely populated East, insurrection was more common and Britain was forced adopt quite draconian policy at times. However, the weary attitude to the endeavour persisted throughout the British occupation and the former States were recreated as Crown Colonies with a great deal of responsible self-government. The Spanish on the other hand had a much worse time of it, due to their eagerness to retain control of Florida which led to widespread lawlessness in the colony outside the principle cities, lawlessness orchestrated by the Knights of the Golden Circle. The French territory is more peacable, as Texas was established as a protectorate and many Americans from Louisiana chose to go west into Texas, while French settlers have set up along the Mississippi (though in reality most Americans stayed put). The German and Russian colonies were almost opposites. While German North America was sparsely populated, the colonial administration grasped control as hard as it could, becoming a lynchpin of a burgeoning German Pacific Empire. Democracy was non-existent, but the lack of settlement in the West meant that there was little resistance and little observation of American homesteaders. The Russians on the other hand, left California to it's own devices and it became a haven for Russian dissidents and put-upon ethnicities. They were allowed a great deal of independence and the Viceroyalty virtually operated as a constitutional monarchy.

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Alexander Erkhartovich Landeler (13 January 1999–14 November 2083) was a Russian lawyer and politician. Born in Ufa, a city in the Russian Empire, he lived during a time when the New Ice Age began. Born in a family of Volga German nobles and military men, Alexander grew accustomed to the cold climate of the Old Russian Centre. 42 years later, he would become the Head of the Russian Northern Bunker Administration, the administrative government of the bunker-cities in the frozen wastes of Old Russia, a position which he would hold for 35 years. His effectiveness and calm nature, even in the face of threats such as the communist raids during the Lieutenant Colonel Tsvetkov incident, allowed him to become the Minister-Chairman of the Russian Government, a position which he held for 15 years. His position as head of the Russian government (and state) showed him as a "Great Reformer" and a paternalistic ruler to his people, albeit with an authoritarian, technocratic, nationalistic streak.

He was not without stains in his record, an example of this being the controversy of Anton Grifonov, a neo-paganist, alleged necromancer and rather sundry poet and pseudo-philosopher, being his deputy. This would lead to the replacement of Anton Grifonov by Matvey Klinin, a descendant of Russian peasants and a professional agriculturist.

A father to his men, Landeler was only forced to abandon his position as the Head of the RNBA by illness. He lived the rest of his life in Caucasus. He died on the year of 2083, when he was shot by a radical anarchist while in a sanatorium in Mineralnye Vody.

P.S. The new capital of Russia is Sevastopol.
 
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William James "Bill" O'Reilly Jr. is a former American author, journalist, syndicated columnist, political commentator, Senator from Virginia, and President of the United States. During the late 1970s and 1980s, he worked as a news reporter for various local television stations in the United States and eventually for CBS News and ABC News. From 1989 to 1994, he was anchor of the news magazine program Inside Edition.

O'Reilly began his political career with a run for the U.S. Senate in Virginia against incumbent Chuck Robb. O'Reilly defeated controversial lieutenant colonel Oliver North in the Senate primary, and went on to defeat Chuck Robb in the Republican Revolution in 1994. In 2000, O'Reilly made a run for President, and he defeated Governor George W. Bush in a protracted fight in the primaries. O'Reilly selected former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Colin Powell as his running mate, and went up against and defeated Vice President Al Gore in the general election, and was inaugurated January 20th.

Eight months into O'Reilly's first term as President, the September 13th attacks occurred. He responded with what became known as the O'Reilly Doctrine, invading Afghanistan with the intent to overthrow the Taliban, and successfully capturing 9/13 mastermind Osama bin Laden, who was executed by the government after a year long trial at Guantanamo. The War in Afghanistan ended with the Taliban overthrown, and a military occupation to be followed by democratic elections was started. Some of O'Reilly's domestic policies included the economy, health care, and social security. He signed into law the Partial-Birth Abortion Act, AIDS relief programs, and the National Security Act of 2003. His opposition to the Federal Marriage Amendment sparked controversy within his party, but was supported by most Americans.

O'Reilly successfully ran for re-election against former Governor Howard Dean in a landslide victory, and entered his second term relatively popular. O'Reilly's second term saw the overthrow of Saddam Hussein in Iraq from a coup, leading to what became known as the Arab Revolt, a series of movements that led to the overthrow or reformation of various regimes across the Middle East and North Africa. O'Reilly's popularity dropped, however, when the "Great Recession" began in July of 2009, forcing O'Reilly to pass many economic reforms. He was succeeded by Senator Stephen Colbert in 2008. O'Reilly's presidency is seen as mixed, with Republicans and Democrats both agreeing and disagreeing with many of his policies. Republicans pointed to O'Reilly's conservatism towards the economy and foreign affairs, while the Democrats pointed to O'Reilly's support of LGBT rights during his presidency.

In his post-presidency, O'Reilly purchased a home in Brooklyn, New York, and serves as a political commentator on FOX News. His presidential library opened in 2013. His presidency is ranked as fair to mediocre in historian rankings of U.S. presidents published in the late 2000s and 2010s.
 
Surely the Dems in that scenario would be criticized for inviting a genocide denier to speak at their convention.

Also I'm surprised that Barack Obama didn't speak at the convention.
They're the democrats in a few years. Realistically, they're bound to make a few cosmetic mistakes now and again.

And shite, forgot about 44. Gimmie a minute.

and hillary

After '16, shes kinda a bad word at the DNC, due to the now-majority progressives still reeling from Bernies defeat. Even Cory Booker got some boos when he took to the stage (re; that perscription medicine bill thing)
 
A trip to 2025, to see Canadian Politics.

First, a New Republican Constitution was adopted at the 150th anniversary of Confederation.

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On July 4th 2025, a controversial* Referendum was held in New England, in which voters were Presented with two Questions: "Do you accept the proposed withdrawal of [Connecticut/Maine/Massachusetts/New Hampshire/Rhode Island/Vermont] from the United States?", and "Should [Connecticut/Maine/Massachusetts/New Hampshire/Rhode Island/Vermont] withdraw from the United States, do you accept its proposed union with Canada?".

*The Referendum was controversial because low turnout, voter intimidation (yes-yes by the Canadian Military Occupation's authorities, and no-no by pro-Donald militias), and use of American electoral legislation (The Fourth Geneva Convention's a bitch, ain't she?)

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Write-up for the Senate Election Pending.
 
They're the democrats in a few years. Realistically, they're bound to make a few cosmetic mistakes now and again.

And shite, forgot about 44. Gimmie a minute.



After '16, shes kinda a bad word at the DNC, due to the now-majority progressives still reeling from Bernies defeat. Even Cory Booker got some boos when he took to the stage (re; that perscription medicine bill thing)
she would probably still talk but have a minor role
 
Something for a RvBomally map.

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The Portuguese Genocide (a.k.a. the Carnificina, from the Portuguese word for "carnage") was the systematic extermination of Portuguese people by the European government, at the time practically dominated by the so-called "Three Princes" and their Committee of All-European Unity. Seven million Portuguese people, mostly citizens of the European Union, were deported and massacred, allegedly for their "revolutionary tendencies", but really mostly because of that and their sympathies for Brazil, a nation with whom they shared a common language and which, at the time, was an enemy of the European Union. The Portuguese Genocide is said to have happened in two phases: the wholesale killing of healthy male population through massacre and forced labour and deportation of the rest of the Portuguese people to Greenland, where they would die from starvation, dehydration and hypothermia. Similarly, several "anti-European" ethnic groups were too targeted for extermination, such as the Occitans, the Swiss, the Galicians, the Basques, the Hungarians and the Belarusians. The modern successor state to the European Union, the West European Federation, denies that a "genocide" ever really happened and is really accurate to the mass killings of Portuguese people that happened in 2215, despite the recognition of the genocide by many countries and most genocide scholars and historians.

There were many people who perpetrated the genocide.

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Luc Mazet (2168–2222) was an European politician and governor of the Asturias province in the State of Spain during the final years of the European Union. Known as one of the perpetrators of the Portuguese Genocide, he was responsible for the liquidation of the Portuguese and the Basques in Asturias, becoming known as the "Savage Murderer of Asturias". One of the founders of European paramilitary forces designed to suppress Slavic separatism (as well as Portuguese), Luc Mazet became governor of Asturias just before the war. Ordering that thousands of Portuguese children and women be killed in the Asturian mountains, he, at one point, wrote to a Basque immigrant in Arabia: "I've had countless of your kind buried, along with the Portugueses that lived there. We've had various ways to end their pitiful lives: I ordered soldiers and loyal European citizens to burn alive, bury alive, peel alive, rape countless Portuguese women and children. I believe there are at least five hundred skulls down there, in the seas, and even more buried in the depths of the mountains... I've also sold people, too. Like gum. The prettiest boys and girls I saw... they have had a chance to survive, as long as they would be loyal prostitutes for various rich oligarchs, as well as my son and my three daughters".

During the West European courts-martial of 2219–2220, European politician Kloro Azcarate directly blamed Luc Mazet for the death of the countless innocent Portuguese people. On April 17 of 2222, in Cairo, Luc Mazet was assassinated by a Portuguese vigilante.
 
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Florida Regional Executive Elections, 2016

The elections for the the four Regional Executives were held on November 8, concurrently with the Presidential election, the Senate election, and elections for the U.S. House and both houses of the state legislature.

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The Democrats picked up South Florida while losing the Gulf Coast. This election was unusual in that the normally noncompetitive Northern Florida and Eastern Florida regions were very close races, while the races in South Florida and the Gulf Coast produced landslides.


Northern Florida

Executive John Fogg stepped down after a single term in power. The Republican primary was a close race between Matt Gaetz and former Lieutenant Governor Jennifer Carrol. The latter narrowly won the contest, and went on to face longtime state Senator Bill Montford, who won the Democratic nomination unopposed. Montford's local popularity coupled with the corruption and scandals of Carroll made this the closest election of the cycle, but Carroll narrowly retained this seat for the Republicans. However, Montford's coattails kept Florida's 2nd District blue, with Gwen Graham winning that election.

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Eastern Florida

Executive Alan Grayson retired after two terms in order to seek the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senator. He recruited his wife Dena Grayson to run in the primary. Grayson and her husband were unpopular but anybody could have won the nomination against political unknown Valleri Crabtree. The Republicans, sensing a pickup opportunity, nominated Representative John Mica, whose new district had become harder for him to win. The nepotism and scandals involved with Grayson and Mica's near-centrist campaign had Mica leading in the polls, but in the end, the Region reverted to its partisan instincts and elected Dena Grayson, though that race would have notably low turnout.
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Gulf Coast

Alex Sink was a relatively popular incumbent, but she was nearly term-limited, and as such, retired. This left a very competitive region open. The Republican primary was going to be a competitive race between state Senator Tom Lee and Agriculture Commissioner Adam Putnam until Representative David Jolly entered the race. Jolly won comfortably. On the Democrats' side, Hillsborough County Property Appraiser, Bob Henriquez, won easily against a large field of unknowns. Henriquez was a good candidate on paper, but he had no experience running a serious campaign. Jolly had national support and had a massive warchest. He campaigned as a centrist sometimes (in urban areas), and as a compassionate conservative in the rural areas. It was clear that Jolly was going to win. And win he did, carrying every county but Hillsborough, which Henriquez only won by three and a half points.
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South Florida

Incumbent Carlos Curbelo, the most popular of the executives, was term-limited, and retired. He endorsed Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Gimenez in the Republican primary. However, Gimenez was facing off against conservative juggernaut Lizbeth Benacquisto. The Democrat's nominee, who had won her race unopposed, Frederica Wilson, decided to give herself an easier opponent. She made ads calling out Benacquisto as more conservative than Gimenez, and another comparing Gimenez to Wilson, saying that independents (a key voting bloc for Gimenez) couldn't support Gimenez if they were truly centrists. This strategy, combined with Benacquisto's grassroots campaign, allowed her to win the Republican primary in an upset. In the general, Benacquisto was short in funds and never forayed far into vote-heavy Miami-Dade, Broward, and Palm Beach counties, where she would need the moderate vote to win. Meanwhile, Wilson's grassroots candidacy visited every county in the region. In the debate, Benacquisto made several disconcerting and controversial statements about rape. This was further anathema to the liberal moderates on the Gold Coast. By this point, everyone expected Wilson to win. In fact, she was so far ahead, the Greens nominated Tim Canova, knowing that he wouldn't serve as a spoiler. Wilson's victory, however, was bigger than most imagined, winning all but two counties by significant margins. Benacquisto won Lee County by six points, and Republican stronghold Collier by only nine.
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Florida Regional Executive Elections, 2016

The elections for the the four Regional Executives were held on November 8, concurrently with the Presidential election, the Senate election, and elections for the U.S. House and both houses of the state legislature.

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The Democrats picked up South Florida while losing the Gulf Coast. This election was unusual in that the normally noncompetitive Northern Florida and Eastern Florida regions were very close races, while the races in South Florida and the Gulf Coast produced landslides.


Northern Florida

Executive John Fogg stepped down after a single term in power. The Republican primary was a close race between Matt Gaetz and former Lieutenant Governor Jennifer Carrol. The latter narrowly won the contest, and went on to face longtime state Senator Bill Montford, who won the Democratic nomination unopposed. Montford's local popularity coupled with the corruption and scandals of Carroll made this the closest election of the cycle, but Carroll narrowly retained this seat for the Republicans. However, Montford's coattails kept Florida's 2nd District blue, with Gwen Graham winning that election.

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Eastern Florida

Executive Alan Grayson retired after two terms in order to seek the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senator. He recruited his wife Dena Grayson to run in the primary. Grayson and her husband were unpopular but anybody could have won the nomination against political unknown Valleri Crabtree. The Republicans, sensing a pickup opportunity, nominated Representative John Mica, whose new district had become harder for him to win. The nepotism and scandals involved with Grayson and Mica's near-centrist campaign had Mica leading in the polls, but in the end, the Region reverted to its partisan instincts and elected Dena Grayson, though that race would have notably low turnout.
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Gulf Coast

Alex Sink was a relatively popular incumbent, but she was nearly term-limited, and as such, retired. This left a very competitive region open. The Republican primary was going to be a competitive race between state Senator Tom Lee and Agriculture Commissioner Adam Putnam until Representative David Jolly entered the race. Jolly won comfortably. On the Democrats' side, Hillsborough County Property Appraiser, Bob Henriquez, won easily against a large field of unknowns. Henriquez was a good candidate on paper, but he had no experience running a serious campaign. Jolly had national support and had a massive warchest. He campaigned as a centrist sometimes (in urban areas), and as a compassionate conservative in the rural areas. It was clear that Jolly was going to win. And win he did, carrying every county but Hillsborough, which Henriquez only won by three and a half points.
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South Florida

Incumbent Carlos Curbelo, the most popular of the executives, was term-limited, and retired. He endorsed Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Gimenez in the Republican primary. However, Gimenez was facing off against conservative juggernaut Lizbeth Benacquisto. The Democrat's nominee, who had won her race unopposed, Frederica Wilson, decided to give herself an easier opponent. She made ads calling out Benacquisto as more conservative than Gimenez, and another comparing Gimenez to Wilson, saying that independents (a key voting bloc for Gimenez) couldn't support Gimenez if they were truly centrists. This strategy, combined with Benacquisto's grassroots campaign, allowed her to win the Republican primary in an upset. In the general, Benacquisto was short in funds and never forayed far into vote-heavy Miami-Dade, Broward, and Palm Beach counties, where she would need the moderate vote to win. Meanwhile, Wilson's grassroots candidacy visited every county in the region. In the debate, Benacquisto made several disconcerting and controversial statements about rape. This was further anathema to the liberal moderates on the Gold Coast. By this point, everyone expected Wilson to win. In fact, she was so far ahead, the Greens nominated Tim Canova, knowing that he wouldn't serve as a spoiler. Wilson's victory, however, was bigger than most imagined, winning all but two counties by significant margins. Benacquisto won Lee County by six points, and Republican stronghold Collier by only nine.
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@JwEX - do you live in Florida? I live in the Gulf Coast.
 
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