Alternate Wikipedia Infoboxes III
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shiftygiant
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There's enough to buy a box of Tunnocks and still have a tea cake left over. That's just... good lord, even at their lowest the Liberals returned 6. John Major will have done objectively worse than the Liberals in their Nadir.*All five Tory MPs get in a taxi, still stunned.*
*pictures spread everywhere of them: 'THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY: SMALL ENOUGH TO FIT IN A TAXI'" goes around the media.*
Would love to see that Conversation in the cab, though.
As I said it was a rather old box (three or four years old); so it was probably just used a something random to fill in the space.
I think the best part is near-powerless Opposition Leader Paddy Ashdown vs the sea of Labour.
Blair has almost a 16-1 advantage over him.
Blair has almost a 16-1 advantage over him.
I think the best part is near-powerless Opposition Leader Paddy Ashdown vs the sea of Labour.
Blair has almost a 16-1 advantage over him.
[LUCIEN BOUCHARD LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
shiftygiant
Gone Fishin'
"Mr Ashdown, as the Leader of the Opposition, how do you plan to oppose Mr Blair with such a huge disadvantage?"I think the best part is near-powerless Opposition Leader Paddy Ashdown vs the sea of Labour.
Blair has almost a 16-1 advantage over him.
"Um, I don't."
I think the best part is near-powerless Opposition Leader Paddy Ashdown vs the sea of Labour.
Blair has almost a 16-1 advantage over him.
"Mr. Blair, how will you deal with the Opposition?"
"Opposition? What opposition?"
Also, Blair has 89.53% of all seats.
And I thought things were dire for the Republicans when I screwed them...
So I was looking through old opinion polls from the 1990s and found a brief period of time in early 1995 where Labour was polling around 60 percent of the vote, so I decided to make an infobox about what would happen if an election happened during Labour's peak (I used Electoral Calculus, and I understand that it's somewhat implausible.)
The result is an extremely large Labour majority, with the Liberal Democrats managing to supplant the Tories as the official opposition, leaving them with only 5 seats.
John Major managed to retain his own seat of Huntingdon, something that makes him somewhat better than Kim Campbell in that regard.
*Crawls into foetal position and starts to rock back and forth violent while muttering something about New Labour New Danger*
I knew it! Blair is Satan!
Nah. He just believes in Third Way policies, just like Mussolini!
Okay, George
George? What George?
Third Way = Third Position = Do Not Want AKA the Moderates are Fascist Constant
shiftygiant
Gone Fishin'
George Galloway, former Labour/Repsect MP who's hatred of Blair is legendary.
shiftygiant
Gone Fishin'
I wouldn't put it past him to actually believe the latter two.Repsect? The Reptile Sect? Illuminati?
If someone does a TL or vignette on that, it should be called "Opposition? What Opposition?"
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