The Worst Election In British History
Apart From The Ones Where Women Weren't Allowed
The One Nationer minority government weathered the 2019 recession, the assassination of George Osborne, and the Gorbals Riots, but when Theresa May stood down as Party Leader (Prime Minister Greg Clark was unopposed in the race to succeed her) in January 2020, the wheels were beginning to come off. The polling situation was terrible for the centre-right: people just weren't familiar enough with the name compared to the old Conservative moniker, and what they had seen over the last year and a half was not the stuff of pure inspiration. Meanwhile, the Conservatives, renewed in their Old Tory fervour by a merger with UKIP (a Eurosceptic Party mainly formed of pub-dwellers and Bufton-Tufton Tories which was briefly popular in 2013 until people realised that they mainly stood in European elections), were riding high under the unlikely common touch of ex-PM Jacob Rees-Mogg. Among the youth of the Party, there were unpleasant surges of alt-right thinking, heavily influenced by American politics, which presaged of things to come, but at that point, it was all about appealing to the natural large-C Conservatism of British voters.
One Nation recognised that they needed to quell this 'Continuity Conservative Party' as they called it. Most of their election literature focused on bigging up their record in Government and attacking the Conservatives' endless stream of sexist, racist and generally Not OK remarks. This worked: in the 2020 general, One Nation successfully held off the Tories in the 'Battle of the Right'.
However, to the surprise of literally the entire world, they did not win the war.
One Nation won 25.9% of the vote, and the Conservatives won 24.8%. This was more or less what was expected by pollsters in the run-up to the vote, and it was generally assumed that the two parties would either re-merge or govern in a coalition until the whole sorry business could be put to bed. They were in for a rude shock, though, when Jeremy Corbyn's 'unelectable' Labour Party, despite only winning 24.3% of the vote, won a majority of the 600 seats on offer. For while the Right vote was split 50/50, the Left vote wasn't, and Labour came up through the middle of these fractious ONP-Tory battlegrounds. This was the 'worst' election in British history - to the casual observer, there was no proportionality between national vote totals and numbers of MPs elected.
This was a terrible shock to the more centrist members of the Labour Shadow Cabinet, 12 of whom had resigned at 9:55 PM on election night.
For the more minor parties, results were mixed. The SNP remained in involate control of Scotland, winning 49 of the 53 seats there, while Tim Farron's Lib Dems gained a fair few seats, although not as many as they were hoping for. It was later found that their vote in seats held by the Right had largely gone to the ONP to keep the Tories out, and dozens of hypothetically winnable seats were fluffed in this way. Finally, the Radical Party, which was squeezed by the relative Liberalism of the One Nation Party and especially the Euroscepticism of the Conservatives, lost two of their three seats against unfavourable boundary changes, leaving only Douglas Carswell in Harwich & Clacton. For a short time in 2013-2014, they and UKIP had seemed like the future of British politics. Now, the Radicals had only 2.1% of the vote.
But it would be foolish to write off the Radicals just yet. And although Corbyn's Labour had won a majority, it would be equally foolish to assume that the Left was to remain in the ascendant.
The Radverse
The Radical Party
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Open Left Mayoral Selection, 2019