My wish is to see an Infobox about the Alien Space Bats ^^
Ever since he lost his majestic hair in a tragic barbershop explosion, Paul never allowed himself to be photographed. Despite refusing to go campaigning without a bag over his head, and that he would cry every time someone said "hair", Americans sympathized with his drug and taxes platform and elected him anyways.President of the United States but the best picture they can find is him in his office in the 70s.
The offices are in the exact order that in-universe wiki-editors would put them in order of precedence.Interesting, but your stuff is out of order. Normally the most current offices are near the top, especially an incumbent position (double especially for the Presidency).
Lucky this isn't the real Wikipedia. I'd hate to have to tell Patton's family they were getting eaten by trolls because the Presidency wasn't really that important.But if you did that on the real Wikipedia, the editors would have you crucified and your entire family fed to the trolls.