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The UK General Election of 2011 was notable largely because it was fought on issues other than the economy, which was relatively tepid. The governing Conservatives had never properly recovered from the Bành scandal, where two cabinet ministers were caught taking bribes to influence government contracts in favour of Indo-Chinese corporations. They were also damaged by infighting in their associated Unionist Parties in Scotland and Ulster. The retirement of Charles Duncan in 2010 (ostensibly for health reasons) and his replacement with Goldie was seen as the main reason why the Tories didn't do worse. The successful Anglo French Concorde 15 mission to Mars as well as the withdrawal of British troops from Algeria also helped boost the Tories' flagging popularity. The Free Liberals, who had successfully pushed through many denationalisations in coalition with the Tories were also caught up in the Bành scandal, as a leading Free Liberal Minister was caught up in the scandal; that was seen as the main reason why the coalition didn't break up when the scandal broke in 2009. The result of this, compounded by their leader Jon Davey's hapless defence of the accused ministers, was the party's decimation: had they done better, the Tories could have stayed in power.

The Reform Party also did badly, as the party that nearly held government feuded as the result of traditional Social Creditists did battle with left-wing Environmentalists from the former Ecology Party. Their poor record in the Devolved Government in Scotland did them in; beforehand the election half their seats were in Scotland, afterwards they had none. The Red-Greens were the result of a merger of the Ecologists and the Socialists, and had a good electoral debut. The Alliance of Nations was a national platform for the many Nationalist and regionalist parties (including Sinn Fein and Naitional Pairtie of Scotland) and did well with their eloquent and popular leader in the debates.

The Radical Party of John Gilmore, by contrast, ran a lacklustre and insipid campaign, making gains largely off the back of the unpopularity of its opponents rather than anything that they did. Promises to expand the Space Program and renegotiate the Free Trade Agreement with Germany were not as popular as many liked to think. Many in the party were spooked by how they lost ground to the Red-Greens and Nationalists. Gilmore was never an inspiring leader, and his colleagues who had tried to oust him in 2010 (led by Ben Griffin) argued in private that the Radicals could and should have won a majority. But they didn't, and Gilmore was content to play off the Reformists and Red-Greens against each other in order to command a majority in the Commons.

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This may not be the correct place for this, but I wonder if an Infobox could be created based on this little tidbit from the always excellent Transformers Wiki's article on the UK:

In 2009 Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister, made a public appeal for Optimus Prime to come and solve the country's problems, to which the Conservative Party responded Brown had "more in common with the Decepticons".[1] (This probably makes the Liberal Democrats the Mini-Cons and the BNP The Fallen...)
 
The Only World War

In the absence of a World War, Japan is hesitant to attack either the United States or the UK, especially after President Barkley's somewhat less aggressive policy towards Japan takes hold. (Absent a general European conflagration, Franklin Roosevelt declines a third term). As such, it's only in 1945 that a border incident in Manchukuo is used as an excuse by Josef Stalin to declare war on Japan and install a communist regime in China.

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Founded in 1990 by an eccentric private investigator, Twin Peaks Outfitters was just another mid-sized outdoors apparel company for more than a century, supplying the denizens of the Northeastern United States with hiking boots, mittens, and camelbacks at reasonable, but not especially note-worthy, prices. Their attempt to open a store on a Saturnian Moon was greeted with more than a little derision in trade publications of the time, but it proved to be a sound decision. Early sales were poor, except for the startlingly high turnover of 'athletic swimwear', a product line not expected to do well in the arid regions of Xanadu. A little investigation by sales executives revealed a strong, untapped customer base in the local centaur population, and, once the engineering problems had been worked out (and a licensing agreement concluded with DuPont for the necessary Kevlar production), the company reaped a vast fortune in sales of bras to the previously-unsupported centaur women. This huge increase in revenue boot-strapped Twin Peaks into the top ranks of US outdoor outfitters, and their products can now be found across the entire INTO bloc. The company also has a standing government contract, supplying their products to Minuteman Embedded Operations Teams, distributing them to tribes in need in the more remote regions of the moon. While other companies have scrambled to get into the xenosartorials market, it is a sign of the brand's dominance that, in many centaur tribes, the term for a brassier is 'twinpeaks.' The company Equalis fundraiser (a pet project of Mylia Jones, the centaur Director of Off-World Operations) brings in over a million dollars each year, primarily thought sales of, uh, calendars.

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(posted by permission of Archangel Michael, who is just full of bad ideas like this)
 

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Here's a new Wikibox challenge: try to replicate a political landscape from your country's past with modern politicians.

I call this the Eternal Eighteenth Century. Of course, I've been selective in what I've carried over: there are female and Catholic leaders, but at the same time there's a heavily restricted franchise, lots of unopposed elections and seven-year parliamentary terms.

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Here's a new Wikibox challenge: try to replicate a political landscape from your country's past with modern politicians.

I call this the Eternal Eighteenth Century. Of course, I've been selective in what I've carried over: there are female and Catholic leaders, but at the same time there's a heavily restricted franchise, lots of unopposed elections and seven-year parliamentary terms.

Why did the election take a month?
 

Thande

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Why did the election take a month?

Because that happened in eighteenth century elections as well. Like I say, rather selectively incorporating parts of what was used back then regardless of whether it makes sense or not; if anyone else wants to do one they can make their own judgements. The reason for the long election period (we only got a one-day election for the first time in 1918) was lack of rapid communications at the time, people needing days to get to a polling town, etc.
 
Because before 1910, different constituencies voted on different days. It's still done that way in India.

Yeah, I was a bit amazed when I found out about that as well last year. This conversation happened between me and my mate from Mumbai:

"So, when is this election?"
"April."
"Oh. When in April?"
"No, you don't get it. The election is in April."

They should try to do a full election night special throughout those 30+ days.

"Hello, I'm Dhavalachandra Dimbleby, and welcome back to election night. We are now entering day 26 of the election, and the TV company is still refusing to let me sleep. Still, there's now less than three weeks left of this election..."
 
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Yeah, I was a bit amazed when I found out about that as well last year. This conversation happened between me and my mate from Mumbai:

"So, when is this election?"
"April."
"Oh. When in April?"
"No, you don't get it. The election is in April."

They should try to do a full election night special throughout those 30+ days.

"Hello, I'm Dhavalachandra Dimbleby, and welcome back to election night. We are now entering day 26 of the election, and the TV company is still refusing to let me sleep. Still, there's now less than three weeks left of this election..."
Don't give me ideas for more ASB election night TLs :p
 
An interesting idea, how about a TL where the Eternal Eighteenth Century is weaker, with a third-party Labour, and election night on the TL is where they finally break through after the government finally passes voting reform, granting universal suffrage. In 2010. :p
 
Yeah, I was a bit amazed when I found out about that as well last year. This conversation happened between me and my mate from Mumbai:

"So, when is this election?"
"April."
"Oh. When in April?"
"No, you don't get it. The election is in April."

They should try to do a full election night special throughout those 30+ days.

"Hello, I'm Dhavalachandra Dimbleby, and welcome back to election night. We are now entering day 26 of the election, and the TV company is still refusing to let me sleep. Still, there's now less than three weeks left of this election..."

'...and finally, we have our results. I am now so full of stimulants that could be burned, smoked, and you would definitely get arrested for drug abuse.'
 
'...and finally, we have our results. I am now so full of stimulants that could be burned, smoked, and you would definitely get arrested for drug abuse.'

"...and it's a Hung Lok Sabha! We now go to our election analyst. Tell me, what does this mean for the next couple of years that neither the NDA nor the UPA getting a majority?"
"Well, there's going to be coalition negotiations with the regionalist parties, but at the end of the day, no matter who forms the next government, it is doubtful it will survive for long. I would predict another election before December."
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?"
 
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