Alternate Weapons of War thread...

[Petike]

(OOC: revised/minor edit of something from the Unionverse)

Heh, the Cockroach - I remember that one... Hope it doesn't suffer the fate of AT-ATs...

 

[Russell]

Meet the Pimpsmoker 1000
The only thing you want to know?
It'll make your Pistol look like a Whore



(Alright, I have to admit, it sucks)

It may suck, but Harry Callahan would sure appreciate it.

 

[Onyx]

From the developers (Who are actually Gung-Ho's on Indonesian Marijuana), of Pimpsmoker, relases there latest new weapon:

THE n00b BLASTER 90000 BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. BoJangles]

From the developers (Who are actually Gung-Ho's on Indonesian Marijuana), of Pimpsmoker, relases there latest new weapon:

THE n00b BLASTER 90000 BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!

 

[Onyx]

ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!

Don't worry, It'll only blow up half of Russia

*Fires Gun*
.......................

WHAT THE FU-
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. BoJangles]

Don't worry, It'll only blow up half of Russia

*Fires Gun*
.......................

WHAT THE FU-
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

best one i have seen so far.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tosy53NVmQc&feature=related

 

[wormyguy]

From the developers (Who are actually Gung-Ho's on Indonesian Marijuana), of Pimpsmoker, relases there latest new weapon:

THE n00b BLASTER 90000 BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The round doesn't fit in the canister.

 

[Onyx]

The round doesn't fit in the canister.

*twitches*

Thank you captain obvious! Its not like it's suppose to be real!? IS IT!?!?!

...... I should stop going to starbucks......

 

[EdT]

Something from Fight and Be Right, and a Canadian boy's magazine c.1940- massive thanks to Sapiento who once again has designed a cracker of a plane!

 

[Wanderlust]

THE n00b BLASTER 90000 BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn it, you've done it again! Was my mockery too subtle for you? THE ENTIRE CARTRIDGE DOESN'T FIRE OUT OF THE GUN'S BARREL!

These are cartridges, on the right:

On the left: this is a bullet. You might recognise it as 'the pointy bit' from the other one - it's the part that comes out the barrel, flips through the air and if you're lucky makes someone into a human blood-sausage.

I hope that helps!

 

[DireSituation]

Damn it, you've done it again! Was my mockery too subtle for you? THE ENTIRE CARTRIDGE DOESN'T FIRE OUT OF THE GUN'S BARREL!

These are cartridges, on the right: [Pic above post]

On the left: this is a bullet. You might recognise it as 'the pointy bit' from the other one - it's the part that comes out the barrel, flips through the air and if you're lucky makes someone into a human blood-sausage.

I hope that helps!

Then again, twin babies can come out of tight vaginas. Who says a Magnum can't fire a .50 cal if it pushes hard and breathes deeply enough?

 

[Shaucker]

Then again, twin babies can come out of tight vaginas. Who says a Magnum can't fire a .50 cal if it pushes hard and breathes deeply enough?

Best proverb ever.

 

[Wanderlust]

Then again, twin babies can come out of tight vaginas. Who says a Magnum can't fire a .50 cal if it pushes hard and breathes deeply enough?

Vaginas generally aren't made out of metal - but then I don't know your mother.

 

[Hunter]

Thank you to prove my theory right. I have wondering what may be the average age in this site, and my estimation was something between 10 to 12, not to mention so called mental age, which will be lower. Does your parents knows what you are doing after school?

 

[Mr. BoJangles]

Then again, twin babies can come out of tight vaginas. Who says a Magnum can't fire a .50 cal if it pushes hard and breathes deeply enough?

Best proverb ever.

Vaginas generally aren't made out of metal - but then I don't know your mother.

Thank you to prove my theory right. I have wondering what may be the average age in this site, and my estimation was something between 10 to 12, not to mention so called mental age, which will be lower. Does your parents knows what you are doing after school?

wow.. Kudos to you all. unfortunately my mother was forsaken enough to have to push out an adult sized head. sorry momma.

By extension, my little sister practically just walked out

 

[Darkaiz]

All this makes me think about that baby in Indonesia (I think) that weight 8.7 kg at birth

Something from Fight and Be Right, and a Canadian boy's magazine c.1940- massive thanks to Sapiento who once again has designed a cracker of a plane!

btw those wings are gigantic. The rest is fine, but those wings... They're just too big. This aircraft will probably not be agile at all :/
But the drawing in itself is still good.

 

[Nikephoros]

Damn it, you've done it again! Was my mockery too subtle for you? THE ENTIRE CARTRIDGE DOESN'T FIRE OUT OF THE GUN'S BARREL!

These are cartridges, on the right:


On the left: this is a bullet. You might recognise it as 'the pointy bit' from the other one - it's the part that comes out the barrel, flips through the air and if you're lucky makes someone into a human blood-sausage.

I hope that helps!

Do I have to do my How Guns Work course here?

 

[Wanderlust]

You might have to. They still seem to think I'm talking about the calibre mismatch... :s

 

[Talwar]

This is NGC* Antonio Jose de Sucre, laid down in 1915 at Esmeraldas.

Her initial function was as a testing platform for a new triple 350mm/45cal turret that was also to be installed on the new Radiante class battleships. Although they happened to be laid down around the same time, the monitor was completed nearly two years sooner - providing a fair bit of time to work out whatever technical issues existed with the turret design.

A coastal defence/shore bombardment/training function was also envisioned. Subsequently, she was assigned to Banana, Zaire upon Gran Colombia's purchase of the Congo in 1917, forming the centrepiece of a squadron otherwise consisting of torpedo-boats, fast minelayers, and coastal submarines.

(Scale: 1 pixel = 1 foot)

*NGC = Navio de Gran Colombia

 

[DireSituation]

Thank you to prove my theory right. I have wondering what may be the average age in this site, and my estimation was something between 10 to 12, not to mention so called mental age, which will be lower. Does your parents knows what you are doing after school?

Have you ever heard of something called humour? It's a pretty fun thing to try out. Not many 10-12 year olds, even mentally, would even care about alternate history, let alone any type of history at all. I mean, that would make quite a lot of intelligent prepubescent historians if your theory was correct.

Then again, if you were joking, my apologies. My version of Firefox doesn't have a sarcasm detector.