Alternate Radio or TV Commercials

Can't really think of a good one right now so I'm just doing a random not plausible one


American Cheese Commercial
Female voice accompained by soothing music
"Are you tired of seeing holes in your cheese? Are you sad at knowing that the cheese your eating is made from a foreign country? Are tired of not knowing if the cheese you get has the quality of cheese as foreigners eat?"

"If so, then try out American Cheese. The whole swab of cheese is covered in mouth-watering scrumptious cheese. It is 100% American made and top notch quality rivaled only by Swiss Cheese!"

Patriotic Song
"Buy smart, Buy American!"

Because I just have to type this down:D
Now with 50% more Freedom and 25% more Liberty in every serving
 
Are tired of not knowing if the cheese you get has the quality of cheese as foreigners eat?"

If I wanted to be stereotypical, I'd assume tha foreiners' cheese is actually the decent quality proper cheese and the American stuff processed crap.

Given the cheesiness (no pun intended) of the commercial, I suppose I wouldn't be far wrong here- any claims to the contrary are blatent marketing hype.

I'm sure America has some decent native cheeses of it's own, if you dig deep enough, tho'.
 
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"If so, then try out American Cheese. The whole swab of cheese is covered in mouth-watering scrumptious cheese. It is 100% American made and top notch quality rivaled only by Swiss Cheese!"

Of course, this could be said to be anti-patriotic- it re-inforces the stereotype of your average American joe being not exactly that bright...
 
Of course, this could be said to be anti-patriotic- it re-inforces the stereotype of your average American joe being not exactly that bright...

If I wanted to be stereotypical, I'd assume tha foreiners' cheese is actually the decent quality proper cheese and the American stuff processed crap.

Given the cheesiness (no pun intended) of the commercial, I suppose I wouldn't be far wrong here- any claims to the contrary are blatent marketing hype.

I'm sure America has some decent native cheeses of it's own, if you dig deep enough, tho'.


Your probably right, since I made it on the top of my mind. Couldn't think of any good ones you see. Also I made this thread so other members could post their own alteranate commercials.
 

Oweno

Banned
Do you live in the Greater German Reich? Do you like to have fun? If so than drink the official Drink of the Master Race "Herrenvolk Starkend. Guaranteed to be filled with Great Aryan Taste.:D
 
Your probably right, since I made it on the top of my mind. Couldn't think of any good ones you see. Also I made this thread so other members could post their own alteranate commercials.

I understand. It was just too amusing NOT to comment on, 'tis all.

In the meantime I might just think mine own up... but maybe 'twill be rather hard...
 

MrP

Banned
Do you like cheese?

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