It’s alternate history comedy routines!
“What is the DEAL with Byzantines? You know what I mean? Yeah. They’re like white people, right? But they’re NOT! They’re, like, the European Mexicans, man! I mean, why are they so POOR? C’mon!”
AHAHAHA
“Is anybody else wondering why they’re still here? Like, “Hey, wait, why are there all these ancient Romans in my yard?” Seriously, Byzantines, go hump children and get AIDS.”
AHAHAHAHA
“Awww, you know I’m just playin witchu, Byzantines.”
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“So, a Byzantine walks into a bar. He says, Bartender, I can’t decide whether I want to kill greedy Jews. Bartender says, sorry, can’t help you. Another Byzantine walks into the bar, he says, Bartender, I can’t decide whether I want to kill ugly Russians. The bartender can’t help him either. A third Byzantine walks into the bar. “Bartender, I can’t decide whether I want to kill prissy homosexuals.” The bartender still can’t help him. Then Hitler walks into the bar.”
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“He says, "Bartender, I want to kill greedy Jews, ugly Russians, and prissy homosexuals, but I just can’t seem to find any. Can you help me?” The bartender says, “Sure! There’s some Byzantines right over there.”
“Amazing!” says Hitler. “It is three-for-one deal!”
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