Alternate History Names for Real World Tech

Alternate Names for Various Items

In Alternate History, there are often different names for certain devices. This is both logical in many instances, and also creates a constant reminder that the place in the story is different—a flavor if you will. Call a tank a barrel, and you know you’re in TL 191 right away. I started a list for my 1920’s A/H Roleplaying campaign, and perhaps this list will be useful for other writers and gamers.

I’m just starting my list of viable, reasonable names for alternate history tech. I’d appreciate any extra names for machines. (not ones derived from names, unless it’s a name of an OTL person—names are easy enough to come up with.)
Any that I have a source for, I’m noting where it came from. Others are either my

OTL Tank:
Barrel: Turtledove
Landship: One of the names the British considered calling Tanks
Landcruiser: Also Turtledove
Charts: From my A/H RPG campaign, Anglicized, easy to say version of “Char,” the French OTL term; the French invented them in this timeline.

OTL Sonar
Subfinder: My A/H RPG Campaign

OTL Radar
Y-Ranging: Turtledove, from Wireless Ranging
Big Eye (slang)
Súil (Irish for Eye) In this timeline, the Irish Department of Obscure, Obsolete, and Overlooked Technologies dug out some pre Great War research, and developed it. When other nations discover it, the Irish name might stick, though likely written without the accent mark. From my A/H RPG Campaign.

OTL Gatling Gun
Rotary cannon
Spinner

OTL Modern Gatling Gun:
Electro-Gat: From my A/H RPG Campaign. (In OTL, Dr. Gatling electrified his gun, but it was only an experiment. In this timeline, it was dug out in 1919 by The Department of Obscure, Obsolete, and Overlooked Technologies. It’s much more effective without black powder. So far, only one nation has them.
 
Similar to your suggestion of Landships I thought an obvious slang term for tanks would be 'Dreads', from Land Dreadnought, with obvious malevolent connotations.

Anglicising Char, I personally don't see Charts sticking, maybe slipping into slightly understated "Carts"? Though really if the name just came from a desciption of a tank a Track or Ram (as in battering ram, given their WWI use) struck me as logical.

Radar - Radiograph

the Air Force being called the Air Fleet?

Alexander Graham Bell dubs television the Bellograph, given birth to the phrase decades later "What's on the Bell"?

Paratroopers become Aerotroopers (technically they don't stay in the air but Marines don't stay in the sea either)

Not sure of anything in particular, maybe hunt down rivals to famous products and have them as the common food/drink/etc. of choice. Say Coca-Cola is overshadowed by the very British fizzy pop "Barr Kola Drink" (kola being the correct spelling for the kola nut, the once key ingredient of Pemberton's soft drink) or even Barr's original big hitter Iron Brew (or IrnBru) eclipsing the yanks it was released in 1900-ish I believe. It would introduce the phrase "Fancy a Brew"? to billions.
 
All-Finder (Steampunk word for a search engine.)

Tread (Alternate name for tank)

Fragmenters (Alternate name for Grenade. Also in use would be flashers, smokers etc etc)
 
AH name for radar: television. The word literally means 'far sight', after all.

Dreadnoughts were nearly called 'Satsumas'.

"Fire-flour" another name for what we know as gunpowder.
 
-Land mines are called welcome mats

-AA guns are called fly squatters

-Submarines are called Submergers

-Torpedoes are aqua-rockets
 
Really? What's the story there? :D

OK... um, no ideas myself, I'll come back later :eek:

The HIJMS Satsuma was an IJN ship, one of the first big-gun designs in the world. IIRC she wasn't built as specified due to a lack of enough 10" (I think?) guns, and was built as a pre-dreadnought instead.
 

terence

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Think Anglo-Saxon and dump the Greek, Latin and Frenchified roots and we get.

Computer----Reckoner.
Television, Binoculars, Telescope----Farlooker. (Microscope-small looker)
Telephone/Telegraph------Wiretalker
Radio,----Fartalker.(Or, from historical precedent, Wirelesstalker)
Cellular Phone--Handwiretalker ( sang. Handwire)
Aircraft/Aeroplane--Flyingcar (slang. Flyer)
V. Large, wide bodied Aircraft (Airbus!)
Radar----Maxwell Wave Reflector (Slang Maxwar) or Telemobiloscope (real!)
Tape recorder---talk-logger (Slang. Logger)
Video Recorder ---see-logger
Camera- See-box
TV Camera-electric see box
Jet Engine--Blower machine (Slang. Blower)
Technology--craft.
High Technology--High Craft
Nanotechnology--picanin Craft.
Satellite (as in artificial satellite) Artificial moon or moon (lower case m)


I just realised that on my system a jet aircraft would be a blower-flyer---or blow-fly for short!
 
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Fighter aircraft:
Destroyer (Russian) or Hunter (French/German)
Jeep:
Champ, Overland, Mehari

Also, terence, you might be interested in this, which is Poul Anderson's idea of what scientific English would look like without Latin or Greek words:
Uncleftish Beholding

For most of its being, mankind did not know what things are made
of, but could only guess. With the growth of worldken, we began to learn, and today we have a beholding of stuff and work that
watching bears out, both in the workstead and in daily life.

The underlying kinds of stuff are the *firststuffs*, which link
together in sundry ways to give rise to the rest. Formerly we
knew of ninety-two firststuffs, from waterstuff, the lightest and
barest, to ymirstuff, the heaviest. Now we have made more, such
as aegirstuff and helstuff.

The firststuffs have their being as motes called *unclefts*.
These are mightly small; one seedweight of waterstuff holds a
tale of them like unto two followed by twenty-two naughts. Most
unclefts link together to make what are called *bulkbits*. Thus,
the waterstuff bulkbit bestands of two waterstuff unclefts, the
sourstuff bulkbit of two sourstuff unclefts, and so on. (Some
kinds, such as sunstuff, keep alone; others, such as iron, cling
together in ices when in the fast standing; and there are yet
more yokeways.) When unlike clefts link in a bulkbit, they make
*bindings*. Thus, water is a binding of two waterstuff unclefts
with one sourstuff uncleft, while a bulkbit of one of the
forestuffs making up flesh may have a thousand thousand or more
unclefts of these two firststuffs together with coalstuff and
chokestuff.

At first is was thought that the uncleft was a hard thing that
could be split no further; hence the name. Now we know it is made
up of lesser motes. There is a heavy *kernel* with a forward
bernstonish lading, and around it one or more light motes with
backward ladings. The least uncleft is that of ordinary
waterstuff. Its kernel is a lone forwardladen mote called a
*firstbit*. Outside it is a backwardladen mote called a
*bernstonebit*. The firstbit has a heaviness about 1840-fold that
of the bernstonebit. Early worldken folk thought bernstonebits
swing around the kernel like the earth around the sun, but now we
understand they are more like waves or clouds.

In all other unclefts are found other motes as well, about as
heavy as the firstbit but with no lading, known as *neitherbits*.
We know a kind of waterstuff with one neitherbit in the kernel
along with the firstbit; another kind has two neitherbits. Both
kinds are seldom.

The next greatest firststuff is sunstuff, which has two firstbits
and two bernstonebits. The everyday sort also has two neitherbits
in the kernel. If there are more or less, the uncleft will soon
break asunder. More about this later.

The third firststuff is stonestuff, with three firstbits, three
bernstonebits, and its own share of neitherbits. And so it goes,
on through such everyday stuffs as coalstuff (six firstbits) or
iron (26) to ones more lately found. Ymirstuff (92) was the last
until men began to make some higher still.

It is the bernstonebits that link, and so their tale fastsets how
a firststuff behaves and what kinds of bulkbits it can help make.
The worldken of this behaving, in all its manifold ways, is
called *minglingken*. Minglingers have found that as the
uncleftish tale of the firststuffs (that is, the tale of
firststuffs in their kernels) waxes, after a while they begin to
show ownships not unlike those of others that went before them.
So, for a showdeal, stonestuff (3), glasswortstuff (11),
potashstuff (19), redstuff (37), and bluegraystuff (55) can each
link with only one uncleft of waterstuff, while coalstuff (6),
flintstuff (14), germanstuff (22), tin (50), and lead (82) can
each link with four. This is readily seen when all are set forth
in what is called the *roundaround board of the firststuffs*.

When an uncleft or a bulkbit wins one or more bernstonebits above
its own, it takes on a backward lading. When it loses one or
more, it takes on a forward lading. Such a mote is called a
*farer*, for that the drag between unlike ladings flits it. When
bernstonebits flit by themselves, it may be as a bolt of
lightning, a spark off some faststanding chunk, or the everyday
flow of bernstoneness through wires.

Coming back to the uncleft itself, the heavier it is, the more
neitherbits as well as firstbits in its kernel. Indeed, soon the
tale of neitherbits is the greater. Unclefts with the same tale
of firstbits but unlike tales of neitherbits are called
*samesteads*. Thus, everyday sourstuff has eight neitherbits with
its eight firstbits, but there are also kinds with five, six,
seven, nine, ten, and eleven neitherbits. A samestead is known by
the tale of both kernel motes, so that we have sourstuff-13,
sourstuff-14, and so on, with sourstuff-16 being by far the most
found. Having the same number of bernstonebits, the samesteads of
a firststuff behave almost alike minglingly. They do show some
unlikenesses, outstandingly among the heavier ones, and these can
be worked to sunder samesteads from each other.

Most samesteads of every firststuff are unabiding. Their kernels
break up, each at its own speed. This speed is written as the
*half-life*, which is how long it takes half of any deal of the
samestead thus to shift itself. The doing is known as
*lightrotting*. It may happen fast or slowly, and in any of
sundry ways, offhanging on the makeup of the kernel. A kernel may
spit out two firstbits with two neitherbits, that is, a sunstuff
kernel, thus leaping two steads back in the roundaround board and
four weights back in heaviness. It may give off a bernstonebit
from a neitherbit, which thereby becomes a firstbit and thrusts
the uncleft one stead up in the board while keeping the same
weight. It may give off a *forwardbit*, which is a mote with the
same weight as a bernstonebit but a forward lading, and thereby
spring one stead down in the board while keeping the same weight.
Often, too, a mote is given off with neither lading nor
heaviness, called the *weeneitherbit*. In much lightrotting, a
mote of light with most short wavelength comes out as well.

For although light oftenest behaves as a wave, it can be looked
on as a mote, the *lightbit*. We have already said by the way
that a mote of stuff can behave not only as a chunk, but as a
wave. Down among the unclefts, things do not happen in steady
flowings, but in leaps between bestandings that are forbidden.
The knowledge-hunt of this is called *lump beholding*.

Nor are stuff and work unakin. Rather, they are groundwise the
same, and one can be shifted into the other. The kinship between
them is that work is like unto weight manifolded by the fourside
of the haste of light.

By shooting motes into kernels, worldken folk have shifted
samesteads of one firststuff into samesteads of another. Thus did
they make ymirstuff into aegirstuff and helstuff, and they have
afterward gone beyond these. The heavier firststuffs are all
highly lightrottish and therefore are not found in the
greenworld.

Some of the higher samesteads are *splitly*. That is, when a
neitherbit strikes the kernel of one, as for a showdeal
ymirstuff-235, it bursts into lesser kernels and free
neitherbits; the latter can then split more ymirstuff-235. When
this happens, weight shifts into work. It is not much of the
whole, but nevertheless it is awesome.

With enough strength, lightweight unclefts can be made to
togethermelt. In the sun, through a row of strikings and
lightrottings, four unclefts of waterstuff in this wise become
one of sunstuff. Again some weight is lost as work, and again
this is greatly big when set beside the work gotten from a
minglingish doing such as fire.

Today we wield both kind of uncleftish doings in weapons, and
kernelish splitting gives us heat and bernstoneness. We hope to
do likewise with togethermelting, which would yield an unhemmed
wellspring of work for mankindish goodgain.

Soothly we live in mighty years!
 
What...the...

I'll try and decipher that with my high school chemistry knowledge.

Uncleftish - Atomic
Beholding - Understanding
Worldken - Science
Firststuff - Element
Waterstuff - Hydrogen (see the similarity? :p)
Ymirstuff - Uranium (element number 92)
Aegirstuff - Neptunium?
Helstuff - Plutonium?
Uncleft - Atom
Seedweight - This world's equivalent of the Mole
Bulkbit - Molecule
Sourstuff - Oxygen (Oxys in Greek means 'acid')
Sunstuff - Helium
Ices - Solid
Yokeways - ?
Bindings - Bonds
Forestuffs - Cells?
Coalstuff - Carbon
Chokestuff - Sulfur? Nitrogen? (less likely)
Forwardladen - Positive
Backwardladen - Negative
Firstbit - Proton
Bernstonebit - Electron
Lading - Charge
Neitherbits - Neutrons
Stonestuff - Lithium (element number 3)
Fastsets - Determines?
Minglingken - Chemistry?
Glasswortstuff - Sodium
Potashstuff - Potassium (easy, lol)
Redstuff - Rubidium
Bluegreystuff - Cesium
Flintstuff - Silicon
Germanstuff - Germanium (a bit uncreative...)
Roundaround board of the firststuffs - Periodic table of the elements
Farer - Ion
Samesteads - Isotopes
Lightrotting - Radiation
Lightbit - Photon
Lump beholding - Quantum mechanics
Stuff - Matter
Work - Energy
Fourside - Square (creative!)
Splitly - Fissionable
Showdeal - Example
Kernlish Splitting - Fission
Bernstoneness - Electricity
Togethermelting - Fusion

Hope this helps...
 
automobile have been shorten to auto in Germany and bil in Sweden. For some reason, I think mo would be a cool thing to call a car.
 
Also, terence, you might be interested in this, which is Poul Anderson's idea of what scientific English would look like without Latin or Greek words:
This is fascinating stuff indeed. But to me, as a German, a few of the names for the elements do not sound outlandish at all, but quite familiar:
Waterstuff (hydrogen) German: Wasserstoff
Coalstuff (carbon) German: Kohlenstoff
Chokestuff (nitrogen) German: Stickstoff (related to the verb ersticken 'to choke', 'to smother')
Sourstuff (oxygen) Sauerstoff

The word "kernel" (nucleus) in Anderson's text is Kern in German.
However, most names of the elements are the same in German as in English, and the word Elemente itself is also almost the same as in English.

I suspect that at least two of the words created by Anderson might be non-Anglo-Saxon after all:
Germanstuff - I think the words German or Germanic are not Germanic themselves but based on the Latin Germanus, which in turn was a loan translation for a Germanic word for something close in meaning to "blood brothers".
Perhaps "Dutchstuff" might be better? The English word has only relatively recently come to referr to the inhabitants of the Netherlands, and used to referr to the inhabitants of Germany and their language, of which the Netherlands were officially a part until 1648.

Chokestuff - The Oxford English Dictionary says that the origins of this word is not entirely clear, but mentions the French choquer as a possible root. Perhaps "smotherstuff" or "stiflestuff" might be better.

Very cool stuff altogether! :cool:
 

terence

Banned
This is fascinating stuff indeed. But to me, as a German, a few of the names for the elements do not sound outlandish at all, but quite familiar:
Waterstuff (hydrogen) German: Wasserstoff
Coalstuff (carbon) German: Kohlenstoff
Chokestuff (nitrogen) German: Stickstoff (related to the verb ersticken 'to choke', 'to smother')
Sourstuff (oxygen) Sauerstoff

The word "kernel" (nucleus) in Anderson's text is Kern in German.
However, most names of the elements are the same in German as in English, and the word Elemente itself is also almost the same as in English.

I suspect that at least two of the words created by Anderson might be non-Anglo-Saxon after all:
Germanstuff - I think the words German or Germanic are not Germanic themselves but based on the Latin Germanus, which in turn was a loan translation for a Germanic word for something close in meaning to "blood brothers".
Perhaps "Dutchstuff" might be better? The English word has only relatively recently come to referr to the inhabitants of the Netherlands, and used to referr to the inhabitants of Germany and their language, of which the Netherlands were officially a part until 1648.

Chokestuff - The Oxford English Dictionary says that the origins of this word is not entirely clear, but mentions the French choquer as a possible root. Perhaps "smotherstuff" or "stiflestuff" might be better.

Very cool stuff altogether! :cool:

You are right. I also speak Afrikaans and some German. Afrikaans evolved as a simplified Dutch away from scholars and the modern world and for someone who was whacked with Anglo-Saxon at school is very easy to learn ( if you don't know the word, chuck in an old-English one or say something with a scottish accent.).. So Afrikaans sort of fumbles when confronted with technology today. As in German Hydrogen is Waterstof, Oxygen Suurstof, Atom Kern. Explosive is Springstoff (jumping stuff)-- one of my favourites is tubeless tyre. Buiteband-sonder-binneband (An outer belt without an inner belt!)
 
High-velocity lead-dispensing device
HVLDD... Hivel?

shotgun (or maybe bazooka, or RPG, or some other portable kaboom-inflicting device) = cabana blaster

flame-reacher, flame extension, for flamethrower (maybe)

cage of death: tank, or maybe not

ticker-tape, portable submachine gun?

washing machine

okay, okay
 

ninebucks

Banned
Headphones:
Soundmuffs

Microphones:
Talkstick

Escalator:
Autostairs

Lifts:
Verticalisers

(And an FH one: I can imagine the word 'phone' losing its original mean and becoming a catch-all term for any hand-held computer.)
 
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