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An Englishman, a Scotchman, an Irishman and a Welshman walk into a bar. The Englishman orders a Newpint of Gin. The Scotchman reacts with horror, "If you drink that I will have to hospitalise you". The Irishman is equally aghast, "If you drink that you will have casual liability for any damages".
The Welshman says, "No, No let him drink, you can earn 5 NewPounds to cure him and you can earn 7 NewPounds to defend him."
The Englishman says "Fair enough. but what do you get out of it?" and the Welshman replies
"When you fall over I get to drink the rest of your Gin"
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