Alternate history Jokes

[cerebus]

Has there ever been a thread where jokes from other timelines have been posted?

An Englishman, a Scotchman, an Irishman and a Welshman walk into a bar. The Englishman orders a Newpint of Gin. The Scotchman reacts with horror, "If you drink that I will have to hospitalise you". The Irishman is equally aghast, "If you drink that you will have casual liability for any damages".
The Welshman says, "No, No let him drink, you can earn 5 NewPounds to cure him and you can earn 7 NewPounds to defend him."
The Englishman says "Fair enough. but what do you get out of it?" and the Welshman replies
"When you fall over I get to drink the rest of your Gin"

 

[cerebus]

A Yanky, a Cavy, a Croppy, a Hatter and an American walk into a bar. The Yanky says "If I owned this bar I would fit an automatic beer dispenser", the Cavy says "if I owned this bar I would get a girl with good stutts behind the bar", the Croppy says "If I owned this bar I would put up a sign saying no Negros", the Hatter says "If I owned this bar I would double the prices". The American Looked at them all, sighed and said "Don't you forget lads I DO own this bar and if you cause any trouble you can all go home".