Alternate History: Explain the historical event

Old gods, hurr durr
Old gods, hurr durr was the discovery of the Old gods, those that had been foretold by H.P. Lovecraft and his Church of Cthulhu. The appearance of the Gods in March 2011, coincided with a rise in the Hurr Durr Meme (and the melting of several thousands of actual minds) leading to a generation of people whose only verbal output was "Old Gods, Hurr Durr." Despite considerable time, effort and money going towards rehabilitation, minor Old Gods, hurr durr events still occur each year.

The 1983 United Kingdom of Argentina general election
 
Old gods, hurr durr was the discovery of the Old gods, those that had been foretold by H.P. Lovecraft and his Church of Cthulhu. The appearance of the Gods in March 2011, coincided with a rise in the Hurr Durr Meme (and the melting of several thousands of actual minds) leading to a generation of people whose only verbal output was "Old Gods, Hurr Durr." Despite considerable time, effort and money going towards rehabilitation, minor Old Gods, hurr durr events still occur each year.

The 1983 United Kingdom of Argentina general election

In 1983 King Philippe Boiry played a pivotal role in restoring democracy to Argentina by publicly announcing that he condemned General Orlando Ramón Agosti‘s military dictatorship.

While there had already been almost a year of major protests following the disastrous 1982 Anglo-Argentine war, the King’s intervention is credited with turning many conservatives against the dictatorship, particularly in the monarchist stronghold of Araucanía and Patagonia.

The resulting 1983 United Kingdom of Argentina general election saw a landslide for pro-democracy forces that had traditionally been Republican leaning. However King Philippe Boiry‘s critical intervention made the monarchy untouchable, and critics have argued it was only carried out to distance him from General Orlando Ramón Agosti when it was clear the dictatorship would eventually fall.

Washington’s Putsch
 
Washington’s Putsch
Nickname for the British Revolution that saw colonial general George Washington lead a rebellion to establish the Republic Of Britain and Ireland alongside its alliance with the other republican power across the chanel France leading to the “Wars Of Revolution” between the Anglo-French alliance against the rest of europe.
Special Case: Dragon.
 
Special Case: Dragon.
The special case dragon is a legal designation across both the US, the British Empire and Mexico utilized to designate a case in which a subject has been deemed too dangerous or as it is designated "dragon" and is being search with only lethal force by police officers who are usually called "Dragon Slayers" this designation rose from the Burr rebellion after ex Brigadier General Andrew Jackson became a brigand and being deemed to dangerous after killing dozens of agents a judge with a taste for theatrics called him "a foul dragon in need of being slayed and cast from this world" he eventually was killed in 1835 but not before causing death in both Mexico and Canada, the designation was kept in both countries and as such became one of the few legal designations shared by the three countries.

Some famous men that have had this designation were, Billy the kid, The Sundance Kid, John Brown, and Theodore Burr (grandson of Aaron Burr and scourge of Nova Scotia).


Bolivars wild ride through the world.
 
Old gods, hurr durr was the discovery of the Old gods, those that had been foretold by H.P. Lovecraft and his Church of Cthulhu. The appearance of the Gods in March 2011, coincided with a rise in the Hurr Durr Meme (and the melting of several thousands of actual minds) leading to a generation of people whose only verbal output was "Old Gods, Hurr Durr." Despite considerable time, effort and money going towards rehabilitation, minor Old Gods, hurr durr events still occur each year.

The 1983 United Kingdom of Argentina general election
I wondered what people would make of that one, can't say I'm disappointed.
 
The special case dragon is a legal designation across both the US, the British Empire and Mexico utilized to designate a case in which a subject has been deemed too dangerous or as it is designated "dragon" and is being search with only lethal force by police officers who are usually called "Dragon Slayers" this designation rose from the Burr rebellion after ex Brigadier General Andrew Jackson became a brigand and being deemed to dangerous after killing dozens of agents a judge with a taste for theatrics called him "a foul dragon in need of being slayed and cast from this world" he eventually was killed in 1835 but not before causing death in both Mexico and Canada, the designation was kept in both countries and as such became one of the few legal designations shared by the three countries.

Some famous men that have had this designation were, Billy the kid, The Sundance Kid, John Brown, and Theodore Burr (grandson of Aaron Burr and scourge of Nova Scotia).


Bolivars wild ride through the world.
Bolivars wild ride through the world.

,Bolivars wild ride through the world' was a romantic-revolutionary phrase from a poem. After the Unification of South America into the single state ,Bolivia' , a ideology was created mixing Bolivarism ,Liberty Theology and Socialist elements. This ideology aspired to create and promote Bolivarist movements in all colonial possessions and Empires. Bolivarist thaughts inspired Slavs in the Austro-Hungarian Empire, Indians in British India, Metis in Canada, Poles, Italians, etc.. In the 1850es the Bolivarist revolution started in Cuba against the Spanish rule.

The real Rohan: The Eastern Goth horselords of the Scythian plains
 
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The real Rohan: The Eastern Goth horselords of the Scythian plains
The Gothic Khanate, also referred to as the Gothic Empire was a state located on the Pontic Steppe between 800 and 1100 CE. Founded after the Crimean Goths defeated the Khazars, over the course of a century the Goths conquered the Khazar Khaganate. During the rule of Goddas the Great between 896 CE to 928 CE, the Khanate converted to Orthodox Christianity and conquered a large empire from Bessarabia to the Ural River. The Empire's capital was at Khanstädt, near modern-day Astrakhan. The city was called "the grandest on the Steppe," holding a population between 50 and 75 thousand. The empire is famous for its warriors who mercilessly fought other powers, most famously during the Gothic-Rus wars. The Empire began declining in the eleventh century, and in 1100, Khanstädt was sacked by the Cumans, ending the empire. However, its legacy still remains, as 4 million Goths still live in the region and Orthodoxy cemented itself as the religion of the steppe.

The Fortress of Silk
 
The Fortress of Silk
A term used to describe the city of Sīchóuzhīchéng (city of silk), China. The city produced about a quarter of China's silk between the years of 1589 and 1621, It became invaluable and gained the nickname The Fortress of Silk, after a Anglo-Portuguese force failed to capture the city during the Qing Liberation of Macau, a war the Anglo-Portuguese later won. In 1734 the city was ransacked during a revolt by the local Chinese who grew tired of living under British occupation. However, it would recover and remain an important city until it's destruction and razing in the Anglo-Russian War of 1872 to 1876. The ruins of the city have since become a tourist attraction where millions of tourists visit each year.

The Red Rose Revival
 

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a phase in the war of the roses in which the Lancastrians were able to make massive gains and force the Yorkists to the table.
Brandy Dynasty
After one of the most popular songs of the 70s, the members of the band Looking Glass would go on to write hit after hit, then had several stadium tours in the 80s, success they all credit to their first single: Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl).

Projekt Bronx
 
PROJEKT BRONX - a classic rap album describing the adventures and misadventures of New Yorkers in a world seized by an all conquering Third Reich that enjoyed mainstream success due to it's high concept, swaggering panache and some truly delightful music videos but enjoyed equal amounts of notoriety due to not always taking any particular pains to conceal the fact this High Concept was being used to critique or outright defame the governance & mis-governance of various New York City (and United States) institutions.

THE CURSE OF THE GOLDEN APPLE
 
PROJEKT BRONX - a classic rap album describing the adventures and misadventures of New Yorkers in a world seized by an all conquering Third Reich that enjoyed mainstream success due to it's high concept, swaggering panache and some truly delightful music videos but enjoyed equal amounts of notoriety due to not always taking any particular pains to conceal the fact this High Concept was being used to critique or outright defame the governance & mis-governance of various New York City (and United States) institutions.

THE CURSE OF THE GOLDEN APPLE
The Curse of the Golden Apple
Referred to Frederick the Great of Prussia's political situation. Paris of Troja had to chose between Athene, Hera and Aphrodite. Frederick the Great between an alliance with Empress Maria Theresia of Austria, Madame Pompadour of France and Tsarina Elisabeth. After he had a bitter defeat in Silesia the Prussians retreated and Frederick had been weakened. Now the situation was bad and Frederick soon had to chose an alliance with his unloved rivals if he wanted ro avoid an invasion of Prussian territory. But any decision could disturb the political balance of Europe and the further existence of Prussia. Which mighty woman would he give the cursed apple ?

The Malian conquest of Al Andalus from the Moors
 
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The Curse of the Golden Apple
Referred to Frederick the Great of Prussia's political situation. Paris of Troja had to chose between Athene, Hera and Aphrodite. Frederick the Great between an alliance with Empress Maria Theresia of Austria, Madame Pompadour of France and Tsarina Elisabeth. After he had a bitter defeat in Silesia the Prussians retreated and Frederick had been weakened. Now the situation was bad and Frederick soon had to chose an alliance with his unloved rivals if he wanted ro avoid an invasion of Prussian territory. But any decision could disturb tje political balance of Europe and the further existence of Prussia. Which mighty woman would he give the cursed apple ?

The Malian conquest of Al Andalus from the Moors

My compliments on coming up with a very novel twist on the name!
 

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The Curse of the Golden Apple
Referred to Frederick the Great of Prussia's political situation. Paris of Troja had to chose between Athene, Hera and Aphrodite. Frederick the Great between an alliance with Empress Maria Theresia of Austria, Madame Pompadour of France and Tsarina Elisabeth. After he had a bitter defeat in Silesia the Prussians retreated and Frederick had been weakened. Now the situation was bad and Frederick soon had to chose an alliance with his unloved rivals if he wanted ro avoid an invasion of Prussian territory. But any decision could disturb the political balance of Europe and the further existence of Prussia. Which mighty woman would he give the cursed apple ?

The Malian conquest of Al Andalus from the Moors

The Musa dynasty is famous for being the richest men who ever lived. The patriarch, Mansa Musa, was stupendously wealthy even before he conquered most of the Iberian Peninsula. After defeating the Moors in Al Andalusia, his sons broadened their horizons, literally, and sponsored voyages of expedition into the New World. His alliances with the Aztecs and Inca paid off incredibly well, with both sides benefitting from the trans Atlantic exchange.

The Hottest Winter
 
A contraction of a haemorrhoid treatment originally marketed as Unbeatable Holly's Anal Gel. A sexual fetishist had inserted a tube into their anus which required surgical removal. The surgeon recorded the procedure as Operation: UnHoly AnGel.

The Alice Springs Prototype.
 
The Musa dynasty is famous for being the richest men who ever lived. The patriarch, Mansa Musa, was stupendously wealthy even before he conquered most of the Iberian Peninsula. After defeating the Moors in Al Andalusia, his sons broadened their horizons, literally, and sponsored voyages of expedition into the New World. His alliances with the Aztecs and Inca paid off incredibly well, with both sides benefitting from the trans Atlantic exchange.

The Hottest Winter
The period after the Impacts was know as the Hottest Winter as the heat from the Martian ships melted the snow and kept the temperature in London several degrees warmer than the surrounding countryside. The mystery as to why the ships never cooled after landing was solved of course by revelation of the Fighting Tripods the Martians had constructed in their ships before starting their invasion of Britain from Jan 2nd to Jan 26th 1899.

The ships, tripods, and dead aliens would of course help Britain experience a 2nd Industrial Revolution...

The Sinking of the SS Imperator
 
The sinking of the SS Imperator is perhaps the most famous Maritime mystery of all time. The German Ocean liner was the largest in the world at the time, surpassing the RMS Titanic in gross tonnage.

She disappeared without trace on her maiden voyage. Her last known message, in Morse Code, was at 2AM on the 14th June 1913. It read:

S.O.S. from Imperator * * * Hit unknown. All officers including the captain, dead in chartroom and on the bridge. Probably whole of crew dead * * * A few confused dots and dashes (of Morse code) later, the only thing to come through clearly was a position. *** 41° 46’ N., 50° 24’ W***

Ships arriving at the designated position found nothing. No boats or debris. Nothing to indicate the fate of the 4,986 souls aboard. That the reported position must be wrong was confirmed in 1976 when wreck finder Robert Ballard’s oceanic surveys failed to detect any sign of the ship on the ocean floor.

Explorers have tried for decades to find remains of the SS Imperator without success. Theories range from striking an iceberg, to engine explosion, to a mutinous crew or even sea monsters.

The truth, likely, will never be known.

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Last known image of the SS Imperator.

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The Cairo Horrors
 
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The Cairo Horrors
Deemed one of the most controversial events in history, the Cairo Horrors was a massacre that took place in Cairo in 1966 by British colonial powers. The event would lead to over 3,000 deaths and turned many opinions on the British Empire. The formation of the Imperial Federation in the 1920s helped decrease unrest throughout the empire. However, by the 1960s, many subjects of the empire began demanding more rights, demanding the independence of many nations directly under British control. In 1966 a meeting in Cairo over Egypt's autonomy began. The debate on the Suez Canal was the most important issue in the debate. However, as time went on it began to become more clear that no demands of the Egyptians were to be meant. Protests began around the building and escalated into a riot. Concerned over the safety of the officials, the British army was called in and a misunderstanding resulted in the army firing on the civilians. The event widely changed the opinion of the IC, even in Britain. Over the next decade many nations began declaring independence from Britain. Today, the IC only covers the white states of Britain and India.

The Jewel of Oman: The Colony of __________
 

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In the 16th century Oman expanded its trading empire down the eastern coast of Africa, establishing several ports there. One was never named, labeled only as ________ on contemporary maps. In the present day, it is Nacala, Mozambique.

As to why it was never named - there are several theories. One is that the goods traded there needed to be secret. Another is that the original name may have been heretical. It may have been a bureaucratic oversight, or the omission of an overworked mapmaker. It may have been a superstition - like not referring to Macbeth.

Anyway, it did eventually get a name, and it’s anonymity never hurt it commercially

The Dumb Genius
 
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