Alternate Headlines

On a lighter note...

Kingdom of Burgandy Inevitable!
Monarchists claim their inevitable appearence on this thread

United States Fragments
Successors include the Theophilic State of Deseret

Alaska returned to Russia
Alaska becomes Russian Oblast
 


OOC: Who wants to start the major fighting in Mexico? I think we could start it now, but I don't want to be the one to do so.

MEE!

(In chronological order).

Mexican Militia Storm Consulate
Leftists attack US Consulte in Guadalajara. One dead, thirteen injured.

Marines Liberate Consulate
Battle of Guadlajara ; 15 Americans feared killed.

Soldiers Encounter Venezuelan "Volunteers"
Skirmish results in international incident. 2 Marines dead, 5 wounded.

US, GB and Brazil "Strongly Condem" Venezuelan Troop's Agression.
Brazilian, Jap-Kor, Guyanan ambassadors withdrawn. Is war on the horizon?

WAR!
Chavez declares "...the end of Gringo Imperialism". US, NATO, Jap-Kor mobilize troops.

Second Fleet Moves Into G. of Venezula.
Maracaibo shelled, possible landing is underway.




I think thats a good job of initiating a pan-American war.


 

Roddoss72

Banned
President Hillary Clinton pulls out of Iraq
"I wont have another Vietnam under my addministration"

U.S Media finally allowed to show U.S flagged coffins returning from Iraq and Afghanistan
Anti war movement swells in numbers as a consequence.

Intelligent life not detected in President George W Bush
Seti (search for extra-terrestrial life) sattelite points dish at White House and scientists confirm no intelligent life was detected.
 
To continue the war, which Mess. kindly started...

US/Mex/War
Bush Requests Recognition of War!
Asks for first official declaration or war in decades even as US troops respond; Congress agrees in half an hour

Mexican Oil Fields Bombed!
Multiple oil fields bombed by nationalists and Venezuelan aircraft; Chavez promises "no spoils for imperialists"

North Mexico Militia Fall Back Under Venezuelan Attack
US troops not yet in position; Armored Core driving down from border as Northern troops start to fortify key cities

F-22 Scores First Kills!
As US Airforce moves to secure air superiority, Raptors engage and kill 2 of Venezuelan F-16 squadron with no losses

Venezuelan Navy Hit by Cruise Missles!
US barrage hits Venezuelan bases and military port, additional missles strike two cruisers as US tracks down enemy fleet; Chavez claims Venezuelan defenses protected cities and oil fields

NATO Secures Caribbean, Jap-Kor Halts Trade W/Venezuela
Closest US allies offer support; US hasn't called on alliance for direct action as of yet

France Offers Mediation
Proposes cease-fire and DMZ as precondition of peace talks; Chavez agrees if US does so as well

Global Oil Prices Skyrocket
As OPEC member Venezuela enters war, prices rise though no strike against Venezuela oil has occured

S. America Declares Neutrality
Chavez allies, foes, declare neutrality as Chavez attacked first; collective group speaks for peace

Articles
NATO-EU Split
As the Mexican states planning to join the US are attacked and the US enters another war, NATO allies in the EU are split over action. While closer relations such as Britain and Poland loosely favor support if the treaty is envoked, protests against such action have taken place in other countries. With the NATO alliance in turmoil without even being invoked, can the EU survive its recent troubles and diverging foreign policies?

Fighting With One Hand Behind Its Back
(Or Why the US Will Restraining Itself)
As the US enters the war, the table seems lopsided. On one side is the mightiest military the world has ever seen, armed with bunker busters to cluster bombs to FAEs. On the other, Venezuela, who's already suffered cruise missle strikes, with its aging US equipment and recent Russian weapons. But the US is restrained; it can't afford to damage the new states with civilian casualities and much collateral damage, and doesn't want to enrage the Venezuelan populace either. And so the US is focusing most of its might in the desert between cities where the enemy is in the open, and is only striking military targets in Venezuela. City combat will be especially hampered, and some think that rooting out loyalist elements may be the job of Northern troops and militias. Chavez and Obrador, however, don't have those worries. Infiltration will be the name of the game, and funding nationalists will be the strategy of choice.




 
From a tabloid:

Mexican News
Obrador re-arrested - by CIA, with help of Army Rangers!
This time he needs an amputation of his legs after stepping on a landmine!

All the rest are from various broadsheets

Mexican News

Calderon urges both sides to cease and desist fighting
Says that if PRD renounces terror, he'll allow them back into politics

México stabilizes the centre
The area around México City, which hasn't seen much fighting, is brought under control of Government forces; also plans on stabilizing what remains of Northern México under Government control

British and Caricom troops fighting PRD in Quintana Roo
Belmopan says this is for "security" purposes

Calderon announces populist measures to keep Mexicans from supporting PRD
Support for Calderon very high in poll conducted by Televisa

US News

California to absorb Baja California and Baja California Sur?
Bill in California legislature allow just that to happen; requires approval from Washington

Northern México not affected by conflict in the South, governors say
Says governor of Nuevo Leon: "We're taking necessary steps to protect our borders from any stupidity from the South"

Global warming found to be caused by sunspot cycle, not manmade emissions
Al Gore "furious"

Global News

Protests in Caracas demand resignation of Chavez
Mexican conflict unpopular with many; riot police kills thousands in suppression

NDP-Green Party coalition wins snap Canadian Parliamentary election
Jack Layton, PM-elect: "We need to get Canada back in order"

Anzac troops ready to be shipped to México
Howard: "We need to help another democracy get its feet back"

Analysis

The Reality of the Two Faces of México
Northern and Central México, under the leadership of Calderon, is facing a crisis with its southern section. How both of them could be back at the negotiating table without major fighting and avoid duplicating the status quo.

How Long Does Chavez Have?
Ever since his coup attempt in 1992, Chavez wanted to transform Venezuelan society. Since 1998, he tried just that. Now with a second wave of protests happening, how long will Chavez remain President of Venezuela? We examine that and the possible suitors to a post-Chavez Venezuelan Presidency.
 
Street Fighting In Colombia
Police and ELN clash in Bogota

North Korea & N. China Declare Solidarity With Chavez
Kim Jong Il and Jin Hong Qing jointly declare support for "Venezulas noble fight for freedom". USA, Jap-Kor respond with harsh diplomatic rebukes.

Panama Closes Canal to Venezuela
President Torrijos say he wont support "Terrorist rebels and socialists wage war".

Climatologist Study Refutes Sunspot Hoax
Scientist arrested for cocaine possesion, fraud.

Time Article
The Calgary Confrence
The premiers and other officals from Canada's Prarie provinces meet in Calgary this week to discuss issues ranging from NATO's suppot for the Venezuelan War to deforestation. Among the many hot topics is a proposal for a Maritime-style integration of Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta...



 
Just for kicks, and not to keep other people from doing what they want with the war or other places...


Article:
American Party to Front Candidates in Panama, Phillipines, and Other Nations!
US Expansionist Party supports pro-US candidates in local and congressional elections in multiple nations. Common planks are good relations and trade with US, public works for low-income citizens, and universal sufferage. Makes clear that will not push for violent ascension to US, and will push for the betterment of citizens as first priority.

Going Out on a High Note
The US has exited Iraq and Afghanistan in large measure. The new states must be assimilated. How the US expansion will cause America to look inward, and back off from confrontational foreign affairs as seperation grips a world with no alternative strong leader. Will the US leadership decline, or merely soften?
Main points in article include
-US will focus on assimilating new states and less on foreign adventures without international support
-US will keep strong relations with regional allies (Isreal, Britain, Jap-Kor, Liberia, and so one), and seek to make new allies where divisions are evident (Poland in EU, Kurdistan in Iraq, etc.)
-Though the US will keep on military dominance, foreign adventures such as occupations and such will be kept to a minimum as to not drive off new states until they are totally joined
-A new strategy of "benign divide and influence" may arise, where the US softly supports divisions in regions (Poland in the EU is cited) in order to prevent any one area from rising to challenge the US

Unity in a Storm of Division
As America, Europe, and Russia all focus on internal divisions and the resolution there of, one region remains remarkably unmoved by the spreading wave of seperationism; Asia. We go in to examine how the Japanese-Korean Empire stays together despite its bloody history of inequality, as well as how China's ruling elite are clamping down separationism in their rebellious regions.
 
And now, to an oft neglected part of the world

South Africa, Senegambia Make Statements in Support of USA.
President Don Woods Jr. calling for "Oceanic Treaty Organization" with US, Nato and Jap-Kor
President Woods made a speech to the Namibian Provincial Assembaly in Windhoek yesterday, calling for greater American- African integration...

Mobutu Refuses Demands to Halt Missile Program
Say that the Program is vital "To defence against CAE agression". Bokassa II denies alegations of belligernce.

Soudan Continues Fight Against Egyptian Impirialism
Rebels wage guerilla war in Darfur, Equatoria.
 
If a 'news website' headline counts as a 'headline'...
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:D
 
Nice, Mess. You want to be the unofficial African news correspondant?

Sure. In fact, it would be lovely to be the correspondant on the non-LA Third World.

Central Asia:
Uyghur Massacre in Kyrgyzstan
Sinkiang Clique threatens intervention.

Mongolia, Tuva, Amur Rep. Declare Solidarity With N. China.
Northern Asian Confrence in Harbin leads to possible coalition of forces. US attacks confrence as pro Chavezist.

Kazakhstan Ends Persecution of Christians.
Urban IX praises Kazakhstani leader.

South Asia

Wangchuk of Sikkim Pops the Question to Rajya of Nepal
The subcontinent's favorite celebrity couple is to be wed in June.

Unionists form Coalition with Sikhs in Punjab
Top on the ajenda are irrigation public works and verterans compensation for the 80's Iranian conflict

Middle East:

Gaddafi Says he "Ardently Supports" Chavez
Possible global anti-US coalition in formation?

25 KT Blast Detected in Persian Gulf.
No one claims responsibility; Iran, Saudi Arabia suspected.

Tunisia, Morroco Re-Apply for EU Canidacy.
President Pottering says accession "Possible, but not likely"
 
War on Terror Questioned
The west questions Japan-Korea's recent attitude towards its Christian populations as more allegations surface of Baptist and Catholic priests being arrested under false charges.


 
ooc: Could someone please make a map of Mexico with all the states labled and designated as loyalist or "gang of 10", so that we (and I) can have a better view of what's where? Any maps of other places of the world in conflict (like the Jap-Kor empire, or Russian trouble regions and so on) would be extra nice. But I'm having trouble keeping nationalists and ascensionists straight, and I'm probably not the only one.

Also, I vote Hapsburg's post as most well done. I know I won't do something like that, but if you have any more in stock...

Now my take on some foreign affairs:

North American War
US Halts Advance!
As US ejects last South Mexican troops from ascending states,US military halts advance. Top General says "invasion" not in the plan

Venezuelan Navy Caught!
Submarine sunk by US submarine, 3 of 6 Frigates caught by Airforce; Military analyst suggest that rest of navy fleeing to avoid US superiority in this war

US Air Superiority Achieved?
With US planes and bombers striking purely military targets across Venezuela and flying over most cities 24/7, Venezuela appears to be at US mercy. Only strikes in cities to date have been anti-SAM strikes, and each video of such has been published on US websites; Chavez claims strikes and paradrop at oil facilities have been fought off

Bush Hesitant on Accepting Military Aid
Accepts reconstruction aid offers for Mexican states, but has yet to request foreign troops on US/Mexican soil; British presence in Quintana Roo not mentioned

Jap-Kor Offers Aid as Well
Empire offers aid in reconstruction, naval/intelligence assets to US; Sources indicate they wish for US support against domestic christian terrorists

more articles to come
 
News from México

PRD ejected from Quintana Roo, Yucatan, Chiapas, and Oaxaca
Mexican government seem to finally get their house in order, with help of British, Caricom, and Anzac troops plus PRD defectors; Campeche and Tabasco not yet resolved

Virgin of Guadelupe found!
Miraculously unspoiled; found in Mérida church; México in fiesta mode

Calderon: "Jesus doesn't like war"
Calderon to meet with interim leaders of PRD to frame a ceasefire; stresses the need for unity

Senate and Chamber of Deputies meets for first time under Calderon
PAN/GOP coalition Government have a huge agenda to address - but so too does the PRI/Dem-led Opposition

US News
POTUS praises Mexican negioating process
Bush: "Peace in Mexico will be achieved"

As Mexicans migrate northwards, Americans migrate southwards
Property sales in Northern México at an all-time high, experts fear the recreation of the housing bubble

Should Congress(wo)men be elected via proportional representation?
New bill debated in Congress asks that States either move towards proportional representation for electing Congress(wo)men or a mixed-member proportional system

Global News

Assassination attempt at Chavez!
18-year old mestizo arrested, claims Chavez is "ruining my country"

Subway attack in Busan!
Aum Shrinkyo suspected again

Mugabe dissolves all political parties in Zimbabwe
Mugabe: "Zimbabwe isn't prepared for democracy"

Analysis

The Miracle of the Virgin of Guadelupe
A priest at a Mérida church found Juan Diego's cloak, venerated by millions of Catholics, inside his sacristy. We examine how he came across the cloak, as well as the various explanations for who planted it there AND the conspiracy theories. Plus will the Vatican count this as a miracle to elevate Blessed Juan Diego to sainthood?
NB: This ATL article was published before JPII elevated Juan Diego to sainthood.

Chavez's Timebomb
His attempt to bring the Bolivarian Revolution to México is falling apart. Venezuelans demand he resign the Presidency. And now he is the subject of an assassination attempt. We wonder: how long will he still be around? Plus who might succeed Chavez in the event he does resign.
 
News from México
Senate and Chamber of Deputies meets for first time under Calderon
PAN/GOP coalition Government have a huge agenda to address - but so too does the PRI/Dem-led Opposition


Breaking News!

Attack on Mexican Capitol
Truck Bomb explodes during joint session of Mexican Legislature
Casualties unknown- However Calderon feared dead.


Sorry, I just had to:D.
 
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