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American Democratic Party Wins Seats in Mexico!
Unification Movement Gains Momentum

No Major News Today!
Tree falls on mime, nobody cares.

French Populist Leader Vows to Take Over Europe!
Surrenders twelve days later in Paris, scoring a new record.

American Makes Fool of Himself!
Is forgiven by locals.

2 and 4 LOL
 
News from México

México - meet your new President!
Calderon wins enough votes to be President; PAN in coalition with GOP in Chamber of Deputies; PRI and Dems form Opposition

PRD and Zapatistas to merge
Obrador: "Your concerns are our concerns too!"

"I want to be an American!"
US Consulates and Border Crossings all over northern México filled with queues of people yearning for American citizenship

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News from the US

Senators to tour Northern México
Several GOP and Dem senators accompanied by "Gang of Ten" to bolster the case for accession to US

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Global News

Fidel Castro dies
Pandemonium in the streets of Havana; Chavez express deep codolences

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Analysis

Joint Application Process, Level 2
Could a visit to Northern México make all the difference?
 
Out of Three, One
The Canadian Supreme Court approves the Unity Referendum; N.S., N.B., & P.E.I. officially become the Province of the Maritimes.

Ukraine's Divisions Grow
Eastern Ukraine continues to be gripped by pro-Russian demostrators; Tymoshenko government stymied in parliament; is the future unity, federation, or separation?

Putin Deploys More Troops to Rebel Republics
Russian President deploys more troops to the Republics of Tuva, Yakutia, Altai, Buryatia, Khakassia; unrest rises in other independent-minded federal subjects; Chinese gov't expresses concern at the troop build-up on common border.
 
European leaders meet in Brussels
Concern over possible civil war in the Ukraine and instability in Russia, Mexiko also on the agenda

4 killed, 67 injured in violence in Paris
The third night of violence in the Paris suburbs, French polices struggles to contain the situation

German defence minister pushes for new strategy for the Bundeswehr
The defence spending will increase by 20%, "new weaponary and more military combat missions are possible", defence ministry spokesman says




 
"Canada Must Not Sit On Its Laurels," Ignatieff Says
The Leader of the Opposition, Michael Ignatieff, lambasted the the policies of PM Belinda Stronach, saying that "it is not the time to wait and see," urging the deployment of Canadian troops into troubled areas, causing even further discord in the always tenuous Progressive Conservative-Canadian Alliance coalition government.

Surprise, surprise, a Russian veto
Russia vetoes the Sweden-sponsored U.N. motion to send a multinational force into the resurgent republics; Putin holds that "this is our affair, no one else's;" meanwhile violence now grips at least one-fifth of federal subjects.

Iranian "Chernobyl" Claims More Lives, Red Crescent Pleads for Aid
The nuclear accident in Iran claims at least 300 hundred more lives, bringing the total to at least 3,500; Iranian president Ahmadinejad declares a state of emergency; the Red Crescent scrambles to save lives, pleading urgently for much needed foreign aid.

 
US News:
Bush Proposes Radical Changes to Citizenship Process
As many hury into the Northern Mexican states to be included in the citizenship change, Bush outlines easy citizenship process for new states and immigrants

Venezuela Moves Troops into Southern Mexico!
Chavez fulfills pledge of support for Obradore, US Reserves mobilize for deployment in Mexican states

Language Barrier?
Debate in Congress over extent of bi-lingual laws needed for Unifications

Bush Polls in US Rise!
Cautious but positive stance on the Mexican issue, less emphasis on Iraq thought to be key

Mexico News
Chavez Prepared for War!
Says that if no one resists US now, no one ever can

Immigrant Influx!
People from all over the world and South America are rushing to the Mexican states in hopes of easy American citizenship

Obrador Says "Union is Indivisable"
Promises to keep as many states in Mexico as possible "by any means"

World News
Protesters in the Streets Over Mexico!
Groups in France, Italy, and across Europe march in opposition to US expansion

EU Divided Over Foreign Affairs
Situation in Mexico, Russia divides European nations over joint policy

War in South America?
As Venezuela moves in opposition to the US expansion, war seems increasingly likely

Articles to come in later post

P.S.: Is anyone else doing this Mexican theme with Dan and I? Prometheus? If it's in the same TL, I'll try and tie in other posts.
 
Afghanistan: The Forgotten War
With the U.S. and its allies pre-occupied with Mexico and chaos in Russia, what is happening in the first front against terror? As many troops are relocated to other fronts, the paltry NATO regiments left are unable to control almost all of the country, with all troops pulling into "Fortress Kabul," while rest of the country reverts to warlordism.

As Afghanistan Dissolves, Pakistan Suffers
As Afghanistan falls apart in the north, the resurgent Taliban launch attacks throughout Pakistan, and the population in near revolt, Pakistani President Musharref seems to be in a unfavourable position; will he weather the storm or will yet another country fall into chaos.

Free City of Jerusalem Celebrates Anniversary
Israelis and Palestinians celebrate the 10th Anniversary of the founding of the Free City of Jerusalem; municipal gov't on guard for any terrorist actions by Muslim or Jewish extermists.

 
US News
"Gang of Ten" Visit Congress
Representatives welcomed with a parade; Fine details need to be ironed out

Census and Police Officials Head to Mexico
Will work with local officials to insure smooth transition in Federal Structure; Registering new citizens "Highest Priority"

Bush Promises Major Public Works for New States
Says Mexican workers and companies will get priority for standardizing roads, public utilities

World:
Chavez Makes Ultimatum!
Says Venezuela will consider the annexation of Mexican states an act of war against both Mexico and Venezuela; US gives no response to threat to blow up Mexican oil wells

Israel Promises Airport for Kurdish Iraq
Promises transportation, aid for sole stable area in Iraq

China Offers to Mediate in Mexican Crisis
Says war between US and Ven. "Disastrous"; US considers

Articles
(Anti-Union) Instant Citizenship: Security Risk?
Worries persist that granting universal citizenship to Mexican citizens will allow terrorists free citizenship, passage, into US

Why Chavez Is Panicking
With the US gaining new oil reserves ready to use, Venezuela worries that the US may not buy Venezuelan oil if Chavez continues opposing the US. War, or the threat of it, may be all that stands between oil-funded social programs (Chavez's base) and bankruptcy.

Yet Another Mr. Bush's War (Anti-War)
With Venezuela threatening war over the Mexican States, Bush administration faces another choice of war. Will they risk the already overstretched and under equiped US military against a nation that has long bought US military hardware, and has recently bough Russian hardware as well? Will Bush enter yet another war, entering more major engagements than any modern president, or will the religious right finally allow the US to have peace?

Preparing for War (Non-govt. military magazine)
As most anyone around the world can tell, the US is going to accept the acession of Mexican states as soon as the final details are finalized. But with Venezuela troops already in southern Mexico, and US troops not allowed in Northern Mexico, how can the US defend against Venezuelan troops? By sending in the special forces, whose new equipment and tactics mixed with stealth can promise to give the Venezuelan forces a bad day until the main force returns.

Two Become One: The Problems of Unification (Pro Unification)
This article touches on the multitude of details that need to be sorted out, including:
- Electoral votes and representation in Congress: Will Congress be expanded?
- The first election: When will the new states be able to first vote? Will it be '08 for the presidency, or '10 for Congress?
- Straightening out the laws: Whose laws will remain? The new US laws, or the old Mexican laws? Perhaps slowly merging them would be the best solution.
- Clearing out corruption: Though recent efforts have been made, Mexican police remain vastly corrupt when compared to the average US police. How to assimilate and improve the local police without stepping on too many toes.
- The War on Drugs: For the first time, a large area of the drug growing base is now withing US reach. What the US will face as it tries its hand at drug removal.

Striking the Balance
As new states enter the Union, Democrats and Republicans scramble to claim influence. Illegal immigration is out, and now all parties involved are praising immigrants. But how will the liberal Dems fit in alongside with conservative Republicans in a new land with pre-established parties? We look at how the Party platforms are changing to grab the Mexican vote. From the religious right to the democratic mis-steps, the old parties are making new identities.
 
Okay, this is the only one I'm posting for today - I've a party to go to. So here it goes:

News from México

Calderon inaugarated as President of the United Mexican States
Calderon: "We need to heal our divisions and unite"

Obrador arrested by gendarmerie!
Last seen at Veracruz bar; to be charged on high treason

"Gang of Ten" approved by US Congress
Celebrations taking place all over Northern Mexico

PRD occupies Quintana Roo and Yucatan
Believed to be with Venezuelan help; Calderon and all political parties criticise Chavez for interfering with domestic affairs

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US News

Congress approves joint application
Northern Mexico trip favorable; Sen. Reed (D-RI): "We need to put petty differences like language behind us and focus on helping México"

President to sign Northern Mexico Accession Act
Bush: "Great leap forward for America"

Hispanics, no longer Evangelicals, united behind GOP
Latest poll states that 98% of Hispanics would vote for GOP in election

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Global News

Chavez criticises approval of joint application
Chavez: "The imperialists are winning"

Belize, Caricom on high alert
UK, France, Belize, Netherlands, and Caribbean Community member states on lookout for illegal immigrants looking to gain access to México and US; also criticises Chavez for meddling in the domestic affairs of another country

Lula voices support for México and congratulates Calderon
Lula: "Brasil will not meddle into another country's affairs, so let's support the legitimate Mexican President and any actions he takes"

Last episode of "Rebelde" airs tonight
Azcarraga, head of Mexican TV company Televisa: "Rebelde has been our most popular telenovela worldwide"; RBD "amazed" at success

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Analysis

The Two Faces of México
With Calderon urging all Mexicans to unite together to overcome differences to build a stronger México whilst the "Gang of Ten" are now going to be US States, how will México change to eliminate the division between North and South and the Mexican class system? We examine Calderon's plan for a united México and whether or not he's willing to accomodate PRD
 
Pennsylvania
Keystone Division Moves South
Pennsylvania's 28th Infantry Division (Mechanized) will join National Guard units from California and Texas along Mexican-American border.

Mexico
Heroic Rescue!
Special Forces Units from the US, Britain and Canada successfully rescued over 200 tourists from Cancun.

International
FARC on the Move
Rebel forces in Columbia have renewed their campaign to capture Bogata.

US
PowerBall Jackpot Reaches 300 Million!

Benjamin
 
Canadian Tourists Killed in Cuba
Thomas and Catherine Smith of Kamloops, B.C. were killed when their airport-bound taxi was caught in a streetfight shoot-out between the military and anti-Castro rebels; Canadian Foreign Minister Stockwell Day demands an inquest, while Acting President Raul Castro offers his condolences, blaming "reactionary terrorists who care not who dies in the name of their cause."
 
Global:
Border Incident Between Venezuela and Guyana.
US, Uk condemn 'blatant agression' of Venezuela. Da Silva so far is silent.

Major Victory for South China
Gen. Kwai announces 'reincorporation' of Hubei, Chonqing provs.

Talks between East and West Ukraine breakdown
EU 'furious' over departure of Russian embassador.

National:

Gov. Davis takes active stance on Linguistic Unity
Fellow Dems. attack Grey for 'cultural imperialism'

Time cover story:
New Orleans In Tatters
Torn appart by Hurricanes and rioting, can this once great American city survive?
 
Messiniano, a little thing: in Portuguese, "da" isn't part of the last name, it's only an article. Thus it would be proper to just have "Silva", which apparently is a common last name in Brasil.
 
Lou Dobbs Resigns in Protest
Prominent newsman, Lou Dobbs resigns from CNN, protesting the entry of the formerly Mexican states into the U.S. Dobbs holds that the entry of so many menial labourers into the U.S. "will destroy the American middle class."

Guatemala Puts Armed Forces on Alert
Following the example of fellow Mexican neighbour, Belize, Guatamala puts its armed forces on alert, with defensive positions utilized near the border.

Which Way Will Nicaragua Go?
With U.S.-Venzualean war of words in the process of heating up, newly-elected president and friend of Chavez, Daniel Ortega has been curiously quiet about the situation. Will Ortega declare solidarity with his revolutionary brethren or will he stay out of this fracas?

Poland Loses EU Voting Rights
Due to the
Kaczyński government's passing of a bill re-instituting the death penalty and its vocal opposition to gay rights, the European Commission has revoked Poland's voting rights within the EU.
 
US News
Obrador Escapes!
Shows up in Southern Mexican states as leader of "True Mexico", freed by loyalist raid before American troops could secure him. Venezuelan presence suspected; Obrador and Chavez promise to keep Mexico whole

Gas Prices Skyrocket!
As fears of war with a major oil supplier rise, gas jumps 30 cents to $2.60/gal

Mexico News
Mexican Army Dissolves
Already hit hard by dissertion, Army breaks apart as sections head to the North and Calderon while loyalists go South to Obrador; Loyalists strengthen hold on Yucatan and Quintana Roo

World
Britain Protests EU Action Over Poland
Says punishment for disagreement over policy "Wrong"

Riots Hit Russia!
Seccesionist region riots over police car chase/shoot-out which left 17 bystanders dead; Putic considers martial law

Articles:
Breaking the World Apart: The American Catalyst (Slightly Anti-US)
Though the many see the Mexican ascension into the United States as an act of global unification, it is more accurately a breaking apart of the old world landscape. With troubles in Russia, the desintigration of Iraq and Afghanistan, and Poland's recent disenfranchisment in the EU, America's act of expansion may have led to an utter breakdown in international security.

Many in Europe Oppose Union
Media commonly portrays votes as fraudulent, Many who opposed the Iraq War believe the US is invading to annex Mexican oil and resources

How the GOP Stole Mexico (Political Analysis)
As the political parties mingle and enter Mexico, the Republican party has recently come out disproportionatly ahead of the Democrats, despite having previously been much stronger on illegal immigration than the Democrats. However, their speedy support for Mexican ascension at the expense of the religious right, their support for midwest, and the Democrats ties with anti-Union NE unions have all allowed the Republican Party to make strong gains with a larger base.

Why Chavez Thinks He Can Win
Though he knows he can't win in a straight up fight, Chavez is betting the pot that he can force the US to back down. His many aces? An exhausted US military that has been overextended in Iraq and Afghanistan, the anti-war segment of the US populace, counting for widespread opposition by both Mexican anti-unionists and by his allies in Latin America, using Venezuelan oil as an economic weapon, and hoping that overseas pressure in Europe can force the US to reject ascension.

Chavez Alone (Published later than above article)
Despite years of anti-US rhetoric, millions of oil dollars in aid to regional countries, and the recent surge of leftists elected to office, Chavez remains virtually alone in his position in Mexico. As the attacks supported by Venezuela continue in Mexico draw Venezuela and the US closer to war, many "allies" of Chavez have decided to avoid direct conflict with the US.

OOC: Who wants to start the major fighting in Mexico? I think we could start it now, but I don't want to be the one to do so.
 
Davis for President?
Former California Governor Gray Davis is being drafted to run for President by the movement "Unity '08." Current governor (elected inm 2006) Peter Uberroth is said to be in support of this movement. There is no word yet on a running mate for Davis, or whether the twice-elected governor is even interested in running.
 
Anti-Interventionists plan a "million-man march to Washington
"SAY NO TO INTERVENTION AND COME TO WASHINGTON ON JULY 1" says anti-interventionist leader
 
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