Alternate Headlines

Helsinki-St. Petersburg axis aims for dominance in Baltic Sea region

(It's actually a real headline but think about what the story behind it could be)
 
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ASB scenario: If the United States were German

Stoiber refuses to pardon death-row inmates
Chairman of Texan government cited saying "Our country doesn't need scumbags like these alive!"
CSU majority in Texas legislature welcomes decision​
 
New York Times, March 31st, 1981:

SECRET SERVICE AGENTS SHOOT, KILL TENNESSEE MAN AFTER ATTEMPT ON REAGAN'S LIFE

Would-Be Assassin Had Obsession With Jodie Foster According To His Former Psychiatrist
 
Future History:

AMERICA GOES GAGA OVER NEW PRESIDENT!
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta sworn in as 49th president of the United States. Katy Perry sworn in as Vice President shortly thereafter.
 
April 8, 1954
Comet Explodes Over The British Midlands, Royal Family Killed!
2nd Mishap Of Troubled Airliner In Three Months
 
July 1, 1990
Unity Subway opened

Just in time at the beginning of the economical, monetary and social union today, the BVG welcomes the new month with the issue a new "black line" from Rathaus Steglitz to Innsbrucker Platz, the U 10. [...] While seeming horribly obsolete now, the mere existense of this stub will eventually help its completion. [...] In order to not get cannibalized by the redevelopment of the pan-Berlin S-Bahn, voting Berlin delegates in both Germans states called for adding the extension of the U 10 into the unifications treaties just as the extension of the U 5 to Moabit will be. Under advantageous conditions, the Alex could get its fourth subway line by 2010.
 
A NATION MORNS!



Queen's Second Son, HRH Prince Andrew, Killed in Combat over the Falklands
"Mourns".
And if that's supposed to be from a British paper then all of the readers would be expected to know who Prince Andrew was so they wouldn't bother printing the description of him as "Queen's Second Son".


Future History:

AMERICA GOES GAGA OVER NEW PRESIDENT!
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta sworn in as 49th president of the United States. Katy Perry sworn in as Vice President shortly thereafter.
Was that "in", or "at"? :p
 
"Mourns".
And if that's supposed to be from a British paper then all of the readers would be expected to know who Prince Andrew was so they wouldn't bother printing the description of him as "Queen's Second Son".

could be an American paper :p and now:

May 9th 2012:

Obama Comes Out!
President Obama came out of the closet today, shocking 3 year affair with male White House page.

:p
 

sharlin

Banned
May 28th 1986

Titanic raised!
Yes the RMS Titanic is seeing daylight again after being raised by the NUMA Organisation in a team lead by Admiral Sandecker and Dirk Pitt, the Ocean liner which sunk in ....

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Nirvana reunion?

Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, Pat Smear & Chad Channing pay tribute to Kurt Cobain and the 20th anniversary of In Utero with a worldwide tour and the possibility of a new album.
 
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