Alternate Headlines Game

Here's how it works: Someone posts a starting batch of headlines from an alternate reality (just a few headlines), then another person posts another batch of headlines occuring a few days or weeks after that and so on, like this:

Sept. 8, 2005:
Conservatives Win UK Parliament!

Next Poster:
Dec. 27, 2006:
Lib Dems Walk Out of Coalition With Conservatives

Next Poster:

Jan 18, 2007:
UK In Crisis As Queen Refuses to Accept Resignation of Prime Minister

Okay, here we go:

New York Times, November 5, 2000:

Front Page:
Bin Laden/ Cheney Beats Gore/Lieberman
GOP Ticket Wins Florida in Narrow Race; Bin Laden First Muslim U.S. President Elected

Page A-5:
Democrat Wins Close Victory In North Dakota
State Senator Laura Roslin Elected Senator in Tight Race

Libertarian-Democrat Coalition Pays Off in New Hampshire
Former Economics Professor Josiah Bartlet Elected Governor

Page A-27:

Al-Qaeda Leader Condemns U.S President-Elect
Muslim Terrorist Group Leader George Saliah Bush Says Bin Laden 'A Traitor to Muslims Around the World'
 
Here's how it works: Someone posts a starting batch of headlines from an alternate reality (just a few headlines), then another person posts another batch of headlines occuring a few days or weeks after that and so on, like this:



Okay, here we go:

New York Times, November 5, 2000:

Front Page:
Bin Laden/ Cheney Beats Gore/Lieberman
GOP Ticket Wins Florida in Narrow Race; Bin Laden First Muslim U.S. President Elected

Page A-5:
Democrat Wins Close Victory In North Dakota
State Senator Laura Roslin Elected Senator in Tight Race

Libertarian-Democrat Coalition Pays Off in New Hampshire
Former Economics Professor Josiah Bartlet Elected Governor

Page A-27:

Al-Qaeda Leader Condemns U.S President-Elect
Muslim Terrorist Group Leader George Saliah Bush Says Bin Laden 'A Traitor to Muslims Around the World'
September 6, 2001
Infamous Terrorist threatens safety of America
 
London Times 12 November 1918, front page, above the fold, 50 point screamer:

Archduke Franz Ferdinand alive. World War fought by mistake.:eek::p
 
PRESIDENT BUSH KILLS 32, SELF IN PRESS CONFERENCE SHOOTING SPREE!
Vice President Cheney says their election in 2000 was part of a plot to destroy America from the inside. Bush's suicide note claims the capture of Osama Bin Laden in Crawford, Texas was merely "a distraction"
 
UN Quarantines Zombie Britain!
Zombie armies set up makeshift Kingdom ruled by Diana. Forces led by the United States, Canada and France will attempt to restore order. Nuclear strikes in talks.
 
(Coming down to earth from the gigantic fonts...:p)
CNN:
Zombie plague spreads! David Cronenberg suspected.

CBC:
Zombies suspected in death of Queen. PM Layton blames free trade in body parts, Opposition Leader Duceppe accuses federalists.

The Enquirer:
Elvis & Jerry Garcia return to touring!
 
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