Alternate Book Thread

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And here's the book cover.
I'll start.
This one is from a quote from the "Explain the AH Quote"
Original quote
"Winner gets to fuck the loser's wife any time they want, how 'bout that?" - Kanye West

Mr. Kanye West attempted to make a wager with various figures in the music industry (examples included Drake, Harry Styles, etc.). They all rejected him, and Mr. Drake caught it on tape. The response from the general public was excoriating, claiming that "Kayne crossed all sorts of moral lines here". His wife, Kim Kardashian, would soon divorce him due to the breakdown of the marriage, which this incident greatly exacerbated. This quote would eventually find its way into the writer Mournival's book "Decline of the West" which chronicled the decline of Kanye West into irrelevancy (Mournival compared to the decline and fall of an empire). This quote joined other dumb moments like the 2009 VMA fiasco, the drop-off in musical performance after his zenith in 2013, this, and a feud with Taylor Swift which, according to Mournival, "had so much beef you could run a steakhouse". Kanye West failed at that too, dropped off a cliff musically, was seen as a laughingstock, and became irrelevant.

Mournival made a book about the rise and fall... Here it is. This is an alternate timeline where the above happened.
 
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