That was the nickname the CF-100 got in service (OTL). It's "official" name was the Canuck.
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That was the nickname the CF-100 got in service (OTL). It's "official" name was the Canuck.
Their low elf esteem was because of the new elfin saftey rules! Part of which were the no snowking rules because snowking can damage your elf!
Sior
Banned
A Politically Correct Christmas Poem
Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves",
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the North Pole,
were alleged by the union, to stifle the soul.
Four reindeer had vanished without much propriety,
released to the wilds, by the Humane Society.
And equal employment had made it quite clear,
that Santa had better not use just reindeer.
So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!
The runners had been removed from his beautiful sleigh,
because the ruts were deemed dangerous by the EPA,
And millions of people were calling the Cops,
when they heard sled noises upon their roof tops.
Second-hand smoke from his pipe, had his workers quite frightened,
and his fur trimmed red suit was called "unenlightened".
To show you the strangeness of today's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose.
He went to Geraldo, in front of the Nation,
demanding millions in over-due workers compensation.
So...half of the reindeer were gone, and his wife
who suddenly said she'd had enough of this life,
joined a self help group, packed and left in a whiz,
demanding from now on that her title was Ms.
And as for gifts...why, he'd never had the notion
that making a choice could cause such commotion.
Nothing of leather, nothing of fur...
Which meant nothing for him or nothing for her.
Nothing to aim, Nothing to shoot,
Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls and nothing for just boys.
Nothing that claimed to be gender specific,
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacifistic.
No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish upon the truth.
And fairy tales...while not yet forbidden,
were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden,
for they raised the hackles of those psychological,
who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.
No baseball, no football...someone might get hurt,
besides - playing sports exposed kids to dirt.
Dolls were said to be sexist and should be passe.
and Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.
So Santa just stood there, disheveled and perplexed,
he just couldn't figure out what to do next?
He tried to be merry he tried to be gay,
but you must have to admit he was having a very bad day.
His sack was quite empty, it was flat on the ground,
nothing fully acceptable was anywhere to be found.
Something special was needed, a gift that he might,
give to us all, without angering the left or the right.
A gift that would satisfy - with no indecision,
each group of people in every religion.
Every race, every hue,
everyone, everywhere...even you!
So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...
"MAY YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES, ENJOY PEACE ON EARTH"
Decided to put some new drawing techniques I learned to good use for my TL, Scarlet Storm. Yes, I know it's a slightly modified P-39 Airacobra. 
Canards, wider fuselage to allow for guns and additional fuel volume, twin vertical tails, fuselage mounted main gear to allow for underwing stores stations to augment semi-conformal underfuselage missile stowage, deleted weapons pallet, spiffy cockpit canopies. Otherwise, almost box-stock.
Decided to put some new drawing techniques I learned to good use for my TL, Scarlet Storm. Yes, I know it's a slightly modified P-39 Airacobra.
Hey, wait a minute... does that mean you're finished with AAPA ?
I haven't updated it in months, but it was never a linear story anyway.
No, that was the fourth one. The third one, with Sean and the invisible bridge to the holy grail. Shoulda seen it. It even had a Zepp in it.
Are you kidding me? "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" was the best film in the series! You may be thinking of the shifty one they did two or three years back
Yeah I got them mixed up the the last Crusade was pretty good and I love Zepps maybe not as much as Color Copycat but still.