AHC: The greatest Wank ever performd

So by 1855, the whole northern continent of American was under the administration of the United States of America.

North America is the Aleutians to Panama to Trinidad to Greenland...

However the war had done taken its toll on France, with French Prime Minister Georges Clemenceau, asking for his nation to join into a union with the US.

Total ASB (never mind the butterfly genocide from the century before).
 

Saphroneth

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England wins the hundred years war. The French are happy with the situation because...reasons? So the English and French become Franglais. This behemoth of both land and sea noms on all it's neighbours. Then discovers America. Noms that. Same with Australia.

Frangleterre reigns supreme.

So basically a game of Europa Universalis.
 
The Angevins acquire the Holy Roman Empire, and end up winning the 100 Years War. The Pope becomes viewed as an Angevin pupet. The Spanish and Polish prop up separate Popes. The Golden Horde sets itself up in Eastern Europe. Poland becomes a puppet of the Angevins.
No, no, Poland is the Angevins' biggest enemy. Haven't you read Garrett?
:p
 
1. American Revolution fails.
2. Fast Forward 150 years
3. After a global war, the Commonwealth of Nations occupies France, the Low Countries, and Germany.

There you go. Easy.
 
NATO somehow morphs into an EU-esque federation with a bit more direct control over foreign relations and possibly economic policy. Potentially happens sometime during the Cold War due to a somewhat more aggressive Soviet Union leading to greater international cooperation and more heavily aligned foreign policy (granted it probably seems a bit of a tall order).

That or an earlier expansion of the EEC to include countries in North America and Australia (right now there are free trade deals under negotiation between the EU and Canada and the EU and US.

Alternatively sometime in the future global tensions rise again, possibly against an even more economically and technologically developed China and possibly a more resurgent Russia. It draws NATO closer together to counter the economic and population base China has.
 
OK, here's my shot:

Nasty seizes all of Continental Europe (Nazis/Communists/altDraka). The 'Free World', under US (if WWII era) or UK (if WWI era) leadership (as the strongest remaining power) unites militarily (think something like a bigger and stronger NATO), and invades Europe to defeat the bad guys. The bad guys have the resources of the entire continent to play with, and no (significant) distraction of another front.

Thus the build-up takes a decade or so, and the invasion another 5-10 years. (Kind of like CalBear's Anglo-American Nazi war).

By the end, Britain (and all her Commonwealth daughters) and the US (and many Latin American countries) have fused into a single entity (perhaps formally called an alliance, but functionally a single country). The bad guys (initially) and then the fighting have pretty much destroyed the infrastructure and former states in Europe, and the occupied deBadGuyified areas are gradually adopted into the Union as they re-achieve 'civilization'.

How's that?
 
England wins the hundred years war. The French are happy with the situation because...reasons? So the English and French become Franglais. This behemoth of both land and sea noms on all it's neighbours. Then discovers America. Noms that. Same with Australia.

Frangleterre reigns supreme.
Why keep the HYW when you could simply put Edward III on the French Throne (it involves a POD killing almost all Phillipe le Bel's descent)?
 
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