Andy Dick as Mundi -- sweet jesus this is getting bad... I was going to mention Qui-gon being played by someone other than Liam Neeson (maybe Sean Connery?)...
How about Kevin Sorbo as Qui-gon?
Andy Dick as Mundi -- sweet jesus this is getting bad... I was going to mention Qui-gon being played by someone other than Liam Neeson (maybe Sean Connery?)...
Sean Connery plays Qui Gon Jinn for the first half of production, before he quits the film (and acting, altogether) due to the absurdity of it.
*Then* they hire Keanu Reeves to film the rest of the scenes with his best Sean Connery impersonation. And they don't bother to refilm anything, so it constantly switches between Connery and Reeves throughout the film.
Make it a musical.
Barbra Striesand as Amidala
Tom Jones as Qui-Gon
Vin Diesel as Jar-Jar Binks
Tom Cruise as Obi-Wan
And....
As Anakin....
Justin Bieber