AHC: Star Wars Episode I is...even worse!

Sean Connery plays Qui Gon Jinn for the first half of production, before he quits the film (and acting, altogether) due to the absurdity of it.

*Then* they hire Keanu Reeves to film the rest of the scenes with his best Sean Connery impersonation. And they don't bother to refilm anything, so it constantly switches between Connery and Reeves throughout the film.

That could work. That would make it confusing as hell.
 
Make it a musical.

Barbra Striesand as Amidala
Tom Jones as Qui-Gon
Vin Diesel as Jar-Jar Binks
Tom Cruise as Obi-Wan

And....

As Anakin....

Justin Bieber
 

Anderman

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Make it a musical.

Barbra Striesand as Amidala
Tom Jones as Qui-Gon
Vin Diesel as Jar-Jar Binks
Tom Cruise as Obi-Wan

And....

As Anakin....

Justin Bieber

I am pretty sure some where in the Geneva or Hague Conventions is something that will protect us from this scenario. :eek:

Well at least i hope there is :p
 
Harrison Ford plays the father of Han Solo in the first episode. He is a Indiana Jones like character who have an love-affaire with 11-years-old Padme.
 
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