Would political epithets be the way forward.
Presidents
George the Conqueror
John the Just (after being the lawyer for British redcoats)
Thomas the Wise
James the Short (only 5 feet 4 inches)
James the Good
John the Eloquent
Andrew the Tyrant
Martin the Dutch
William the Weak
John the Accidental
James the Expansionist
Zachary the Old, Rough and Ready
Millard the Unready
Franklin the Sad (lost his son and couldn’t help his country)
James the Bachelor
Abraham the Honest
Andrew the Hated (impeachment attempts)
Ulysses the Drunkard
Rutherford the illegitimate
James the Unlucky
Chester the Extravagant
Grover the Stubborn
Benjamin the Unfriendly
William the Protector
Theodore the Great
William the Fat
Woodrow the Peacemaker and Phasemaker
Warren the Wobbly
Calvin the Cautious
Herbert the Damed
Franklin the Constant
Harry the Successful
Dwight the Liked (I like Ike)
John the Handsome
Lyndon the Tall
Richard the Crooked
Gerald the Pardoner
James the Lame but Loved
Ronald the Sun-President
George the Liar (read my lips)
William the Slick
George the Younger
Barack the African American
Donald the Tweeter
I'm sorry but.. Barack the Black?