AHC: Prime Minister Rob Ford

Hello AH.commers, today your challenge is to make Toronto Mayor Rob Ford the Conservative Prime Minister of Canada. You may do this however you like, but strong changes to Ford's character and personality is frowned upon.
 

shiftygiant

Gone Fishin'
Have him enter the House of Commons instead of entering the Toronto City Council. Harper fails to win the Premiership (or reelection), and Ford wins the Leadership as a Dark Horse candidate, and leads the PC to victory in the next election.

Not getting addicted to cocaine can't hurt.
 
Not getting addicted to cocaine can't hurt.

Or not having it come out to the public, anyway. I'm pretty sure there are a lot of high-ranking politicians who are cokeheads(I remember credibly hearing one particular name many years ago), but they're more discreet about it, stay away from inner-city drug dens, don't get themselves filmed etc.
 
Have him enter the House of Commons instead of entering the Toronto City Council. Harper fails to win the Premiership (or reelection), and Ford wins the Leadership as a Dark Horse candidate, and leads the PC to victory in the next election.

Maybe if the other candidates for leader have all been implicated in pork-barreling and pocket-lining scandals, which is the kind of thing that Ford thrived on opposing in Toronto.

But, much as I dislike the Harper Conservatives, I don't think they were all that corrupt, in the sense of kickbacks and nepotism. So, that might not be much of a factor for Ford to play off of.
 
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