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OTL JFK said "Ich bin ein Berliner", which can be (mis)interpreted as "I am a jelly doughnut"
Are there any other possibilities? Especially that would make sense?
Perhaps someone visiting Austria under Soviet threat and proclaiming themselves a sausage in a bun? Or standing in solidarity with Alex Salmond and proclaiming themself a distilled beverage?
How would any such scenario happen? What world events could lead to such a situation?