OK, I'm going to take this away from POTUS ever so slightly, but I think it's worth it.
Gary Hart: "Senator, I have some terrible news. I've just heard that there were arrests at the Watergate complex, and the DNC was the target."
George McGovern: "You're right. That's awful. Do you suspect the Republicans?"
Hart: "Not just suspect it, I know it. They claimed they were plumbers, but what plumber breaks into an office without any plumbing tools?"
McGovern: "Indeed. I trust the DCPD are handling matters, though. We would be unwise to get involved."
Hart: "Involved? Senator, they may have already stolen campaign strategy documents! Richard Nixon may already know everything we plan for the remainder of the election. No, we can't let this stand, or he'll whip us for sure."
McGovern: "I don't think I like where this is going."
Hart: "But you have to. Senator, we have to get them back. I know some people, and the location of the RNC is public knowledge..."
McGovern: "Absolutely not! What kind of a man do you think I am, Hart?"
Hart: "The right man to be President! And I won't sit idly by while Nixon destroys everything we've worked for! Senator McGovern, we cannot allow a plumber's gap!"
Gary Hart: "Senator, I have some terrible news. I've just heard that there were arrests at the Watergate complex, and the DNC was the target."
George McGovern: "You're right. That's awful. Do you suspect the Republicans?"
Hart: "Not just suspect it, I know it. They claimed they were plumbers, but what plumber breaks into an office without any plumbing tools?"
McGovern: "Indeed. I trust the DCPD are handling matters, though. We would be unwise to get involved."
Hart: "Involved? Senator, they may have already stolen campaign strategy documents! Richard Nixon may already know everything we plan for the remainder of the election. No, we can't let this stand, or he'll whip us for sure."
McGovern: "I don't think I like where this is going."
Hart: "But you have to. Senator, we have to get them back. I know some people, and the location of the RNC is public knowledge..."
McGovern: "Absolutely not! What kind of a man do you think I am, Hart?"
Hart: "The right man to be President! And I won't sit idly by while Nixon destroys everything we've worked for! Senator McGovern, we cannot allow a plumber's gap!"