AHC: Make the Transformers movies better

The challenge (as it says on the tin), should you choose to accept, is to make a better version of the live-action Transformers movies that would kick the OTL version's ass so hard it'll reach escape velocity.

The only condition is that the first movie must come out in 2007. Have fun!

Marc A

P.S. I'd love to contribute, but my lack of knowledge of Transformers... :eek:
 
The challenge (as it says on the tin), should you choose to accept, is to make a better version of the live-action Transformers movies that would kick the OTL version's ass so hard it'll reach escape velocity.

The only condition is that the first movie must come out in 2007. Have fun!

Marc A

P.S. I'd love to contribute, but my lack of knowledge of Transformers... :eek:


Point out that explosions are meant to add to not replace the plot.
 
Easy don't hire Micheal Bay, don't bring in Megan Fox, and keep the focus on the transformers rather than the crap human characters. After that hire a decent director, and also plan to use the original voice cast from the begining. Also keep the budget down, if Dredd and serenity prove anything, sci-fi works better when the production team have to actually think rather than say "oh lets spend $10 million on an effect, because it looks cool" God knows thats happened enough lately (Battleship we're looking at you:rolleyes:). Also get Frank Welker to voice Megatron, not that Hugo Weaving isn't a brilliant actor (because he is) but it just makes sense if you're gonna re-unite the transformers voice cast you should bring the whole lot back together.
 
No Michael Bay, no Shia LeBouf, and no use of the words 'no', 'whoa', or 'eBay'.

Though without this combination, we wouldn't have three very good Rifftrax. I'd be torn if it weren't for the fact that the Rifftrax outweigh how terrible the movies are, so I'd want them kept the same.
 
Shia LeBouf does not exist, some random POD in the 70s ensures he is never born. Then, not only is transformers better, but every movie he has been in is better
 
Why would I want to make them better? They were already awesome to begin with.

- Huge ass robots
- Huge ass explosions
- Hot women

What more do you want?
 
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