AHC: Imagine anything as a musical.
- Thread starter Andrew Boyd: Duke of Dank
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A musical of The Musical of Musicals
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Musical_of_Musicals_(The_Musical!)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Musical_of_Musicals_(The_Musical!)
That's the thing with musicals they're like rule 34. If it exists theres a musical
That's the thing with musicals they're like rule 34. If it exists theres a musical
Rule 34 the Musical is how reality ends.
"I...want....to....
Sing you a song,
And it won't take long
About Disney dongs on the internet
*Internet*"
"Oh it aint no mystery, if its Sonic porn or Disney!
You cannot unsee it, Zelda with a pe-e-e-nis"
We're onto something here lol
We need to keep a bar and tempo, and I recommend a mixture of genres through the narrative. Start with Big Band, end with Gangsta Rap, and keep an overall melody to rely on. We have a hit.
We also need an elaborate tap number in the second act performed by an overly muscular, half naked, anthropomorphic collection of pokemon. Then we sit back and let the Tonys roll in.
"A bold new take on the musical genre"
"Like Hamilton for the internet generation"
"I'm sexually confused and awed"
"I laughed, I cried, I cleared my search history"
Prime Numbers the Musical
♬ Two, three, five, seven,
Not nine, but eleven.
Thirteen and seventeen,
Nineteen, twenty-three.
Twenty-nine, thirty-one ...
Oh screw this, I'm done!
There's just not a pattern that I can see!
♬ Two, three, five, seven,
Not nine, but eleven.
Thirteen and seventeen,
Nineteen, twenty-three.
Twenty-nine, thirty-one ...
Oh screw this, I'm done!
There's just not a pattern that I can see!
Here you go:
Stalin wasn't stallin'
When he told the beast of Berlin
That they'd never rest contented
Till they had driven him from the land
So he called the Yanks and English
And proceeded to extinguish
The Führer and its vermin
This is how it all began
Final fantasy X: join Tidus and Yuna's journey to defeat Sin.. But what are the Yu Yevon's real goal? Featuring "Suteki Da Ne", "Blitzball", "YRP", "1000 words".