History in itself was pretty wankish for the Habsburgs. They ruled most of Europe at one point and even had an emperor in Mexico! Alas, however, their fortunes faded and their long rule of Austria was finally overthrown. Probably the most influential and important house in the history of Europe, now destitute!
Besides preventing the extinction of the Spanish Habsburgs, winning the Thirty Years War and centralizing the HRE/Germany, what are some other ways to wank them hard? And I mean hard! So hard you get sore!
Alles Erdreich ist Habsburg untertan!