AHC: Great Perm Wank

Perm's Genghis khan somehow invanded lappland,finn and rus, Won and become gr3atest 3mp1r3 ever
Perm still live in Permian and supported communism, So they get their own replubic
ASB wank created by me.
 
The problem with Perm is that it is way too weak. It was hardly inhabited, it was far from civilization, and it was founded way too late.
 
Have Texas divide itself into five states, with Midland being the capital of one of the states. When oil is discovered, perm could become of the richest states.
 
If the Scandinavians can somehow replace Novgorod as the decentralized suzerains of Northern Rus (with Muscovy unable to contest them for whatever reason) the Permians wouldn't have to worry about the distant Muscovites or the overextended Scandinavians, and could be independent if not strong. If envoys from the Mongol or Chinese empires start using it (even if a surviving Sibir Khanate would probably be better) as a location for trade with Eastern Europe, it could (literally) be a state of some import.
 
I thought it was about the Permian time period and the Trias-Permian mass extinction event. So I was already looking into a way to weaponise trilobites.

That'd be pretty sweet. Personally, I'd assume that Trilobites would be better as a food source than a material for weapons, though I suppose their carapace could theoretically be hard enough that it could make for a decent shank.
 
I thought it was about the Permian time period and the Trias-Permian mass extinction event. So I was already looking into a way to weaponise trilobites.
Right. Clearly, what needs to happen is the kingdom of Great Perm somehow gets a thriving trade selling Permian fossils as "dragon bones" or Diluvian fish or something, allowing the nobility to indulge their passion for fashions that look suspiciously like Perms. The archers of Great Perm are, of course, legendary for their use of arrowheads knapped from trilobite fossil containing stone.
 
Right. Clearly, what needs to happen is the kingdom of Great Perm somehow gets a thriving trade selling Permian fossils as "dragon bones" or Diluvian fish or something, allowing the nobility to indulge their passion for fashions that look suspiciously like Perms. The archers of Great Perm are, of course, legendary for their use of arrowheads knapped from trilobite fossil containing stone.

It's the only way, really.
 
In order to provide a legitment response, it appears the only option you have is to drastically weaken the Russian powers in the region or at least keep their attention focused somewhere else.
 
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