AH: Good News/Bad News

I think you know how this works

Good news! To celebrate our recent victory over Eastasia in the Indian theatre all Outer Party members will be allowed to switch their Telescreens off for 10 minutes today.

Long Live Big Brother!
 
Good News: Thanks to our great victory over the combined German-Polish troops we have been able to annex all of Poland, Danzig and East Prussia to the USSR.

Bad News: We're going to have revolts rebellions and the hatred of the world for the next 50 years.

Still hooray for the Glorious Red Army!
 
Hmm. I don't think you've quite got it.

You give the bad news to my good news and then you give your own good news ;)
 
I think you know how this works

Good news! To celebrate our recent victory over Eastasia in the Indian theatre all Outer Party members will be allowed to switch their Telescreens off for 10 minutes today.

Long Live Big Brother!

Bad News... I mean Good News! Eastasia is our ally. We are dealing with rebellions fuelled by the Brotherhood in India. We. Are. Winning.

Long Live Big Brother!


PS: There's only good news in Oceania...
 
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