AH Cultural Descriptions

Anglo–Soviet War
Despite the ominous-sounding name, it was really just referring to the professional rivalry between two tennis players: Yulia Aleksandrovna and Mary Green. They were both ranked world no. 1 in singles for over 200 weeks each, and both acquired a dozen Grand Slam titles. Green, a black woman, was resentful of the white Alexandrovna being the higher-earned athlete despite being only equally talented to her. It had been rumored that they brawled after a Wimbledon doubles match, but this was not confirmed, and when Aleksandrovna died shortly after retirement, Green attended the funeral wearing black mourning.

Becky's So Hot
 
Becky's So Hot
A 2010 song by Soulja Boi that talks about his love of white women, often called “Beckys” in hip hop subculture. The song was called out as offensive not only by the the usual conservative groups against dirty rap songs, but also many black rights groups who said Soulja Boi played up to horrible stereotypes, with former president Jesse Jackson calling out the rapper as a “bad example who’s from straight out of klan propaganda.”

Soulja Boi however continued to court controversy, making songs such as “Chicken and Melons”, “Girls love Chocolate” and “I’m Coming Inside.” Eventually though, Soulja Boi would lose popularity and eventually went broke.

Taffy Butt
 
Taffy Butt
The Taffy Butt, sometimes spelled Taffybutt, is the common name for the Virgin Island Racing Sloop, the most popular two-person competition sailboat in the Caribbean. The sloop being small and affordable but in the hands of a skilled team every bit a hot-rod, virtually every town in the area has a Taffy Butt racing club and races are held almost every weekend of the summer. As the legend goes, the boat type got its name for its round stern that 'Sucks the water like taffy' while others mainain the name comes from the class' prototype ship that was actually named 'The Taffy Butt' for the particular form of its sternboard plank.

However the most realistic, although least prosaic explanation for the name states that it is simply a local rendition of the German description TaFi Boot, short for Tagesfishereiboot (daytime fishery boat), which was the common legal term for any local fishing sloop during the days of the German Virgin Islands from 1870-1918.

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Zombisexual
 
Zombisexual
The title of Fareeha Peters' autobiographical album, which garnered significant controversy upon its release in 2004. It detailed her penchant for using hypnotism and drugs on her partners, rendering them "zombies". In 2016, Peters was found guilty of multiple counts of SA after a long court battle.

Hamburgers of Guiana
 
Hamburgers of Guiana
A 1996 food guide of Guiana/Guyana, specifically the hamburger recipes that developed there, after 20,000 moved to Guyana en masse at the guide of their leader, the preacher/activist James Jones in the 1970s. Hamburgers of Guiana notes a unique hybrid cuisine of American and Caribbean food, with European and Asian influences.

King Gizzard and the Wizard Lizard
 
A 1996 food guide of Guiana/Guyana, specifically the hamburger recipes that developed there, after 20,000 moved to Guyana en masse at the guide of their leader, the preacher/activist James Jones in the 1970s. Hamburgers of Guiana notes a unique hybrid cuisine of American and Caribbean food, with European and Asian influences.

King Gizzard and the Wizard Lizard
The two mascots of the southern fast food chain Swampy’s. Swampys was originally a roadside stand selling fried goodies such as chicken gizzards and alligator bites as well as the usual burgers and fries.

King Gizzard was a chicken portrayed with a crown and an accent based on Foghorn Leghorn, while the Wizard Lizard was a Gator with a wizards hat but based on Louis Armstrong. Both characters were often shown conspiring against a number of unseen enemies including a “ weird looking Yankee Clown” a fake colonel, and a false claimant to the Fast Food Throne known as the “King of Burgers.”

The Swampys chain became popular in the south in the 80s but only made it as far north and west as Kansas City. The chain did struggle for a time in the early aughts but remains iconic in Louisiana, east Texas, and the other gulf states.

Anton Bugle Boy Junior
 
Anton Bugle Boy Junior
Anton 'Bugle Boy' Junior was the nickname of a prominent Crimean mob boss in the 2000s and early 2010s. Anton was born Anton Burgov Junior in 1982 in the newly independent Crimean republic. He grew up on a poor farm in rural Crimea until finally running away at the age of 17. He then tried his hand at becoming a musician in Sevastopol however this would prove to be a failure and the young man was left homeless like many others in Eastern Europe after the 1999 financial crisis. In order to make ends meet he turned to crime starting off with small time robberies he soon found himself involved in the wider criminal underworld of Crimea.
Anton made friends with many key figures of the Crimea Drug trade during his time playing a night clubs in Sevastopol and so he used these connections to work his way into the Crimean Cartel. He quickly worked his way up the ranks of the organization he was a brutal leader not afraid of executing rivals or government officials. He played a major roll in expanding the Drug trade to Europe especially in western europe to counties like the United Republic, Prussia and France. He reached the height of his power in 2005 after the assassination of the head of the crimean cartel and resulting civil war he became the de facto head of Sevastopol branch of the cartel. He rained with terror a reported 7000 murders were contributed to his organization and he was a major peace of the Black sea war on drugs (1995-present). He ordered the 2009 Sevastopol bombings and the attempted assassination of the Crimean president. He was one of the riches men in all of europe at one point in 2010 however everything would quickly come crumbling around him in 2013 with the assertion of a new president to Crimea a rejuvenated effort by the Crimean government to crack down on the cartel and with the growth of the Circassia and Azov cartels the Crimean cartel began to weaken and fracture. Finally in 2014 he was captured by government forces while attempting to flee to Muscovy where he was subsequently sentenced to death which dealt the final nail in the coffin to the Crimean cartel.

The eye of the storm
 
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The eye of the storm
What Ronald Reagan described the Soviet politburo in the 1980s. It was said that, once the Soviet leadership faltered, the USSR itself and the Eastern Bloc overall would collapse around them. Sure enough, when Mikhail Gorbachev was assassinated by pro-communist hardliners in 1988, the entire Eastern Bloc descended into a state of numerous, separate yet connected wars that last for over 15 years, often called the "Soviet Wars".

"The Eye of the Storm" was a bestselling 2007 non-fiction novel written by Antony Beevor in retrospect to this, using Reagan's description, detailing how the entire communist world collapsed from the top.

Stand Alone Complex
 
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Stand Alone Complex

A 1979 hardcore pornographic film with a sci-fi theme directed by Akira Kurosawa (with input from Bob Guccione and Phil Prince) and loosely adapted from the 1968 Philip K. Dick novel "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" and starred John Holmes as hard-boiled detective Dick Deckard and Linda Wong as Major Molly Caliburn, the violet-haired leader of the Replicants. The film was a bizarre massive budget spectacle that blended intricate and thrilling plot with cutting-edge special effects techniques gleaned from the then-recent Star Wars alongside extreme violence and gore as well as hardcore nudity and sex scenes, both simulated and unsimulated.

It was bankrolled by Bob Guccione and Howard Hughes, who worked on the film together beginning in 1975 before the latter's death in 1976 and Hughes even allotted a portion of the money in his will to go to the budgeting and distribution of the film.

Despite the weird premise, Stand Alone Complex turned out to be a massive success and spawned two different cuts to help capitalize even further on the success and reach to a wider audience. The first cut was an R-rated softcore cut that toned a lot of the violence and gore down and removed the hardcore unsimulated sex. This was an even bigger hit since it was able to reach a wider audience and was the first version to get a home video release on VHS and later DVD, to the point that it's the most well-known version of the film.

The second cut was a heavily neutered cut meant for TV but was shelved until 1983, shortly after the MPAA introduced the new PG-13 rating. The sanitized cut Stand Alone Complex was the first film to get a PG-13 rating with a limited release but did poorly in theaters, though it did make the rounds on both network and cable TV throughout the 80's and early 90's.

HBO and Cinemax began the practice that would eventually become the late-night "Skinemax" block in the late 80's when they would air the R-rated softcore cut of Stand Alone Complex frequently aired as a midnight movie but would only air the PG-13/TV edit during the daytime hours.

Chicago By Night
 
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Chicago By Night
A movie that was released in 1990, depicting the entire city itself as being alive - and a superhero who takes the form of an attractive woman at night. (The villain of the film was Los Angeles.) Its director is unknown, as they worked under a pseudonym. Renowned for its explicit sex scenes, it was a box office flop, but it gained a cult following on Twitter two decades later.

Chastity of the Empress
 
Chastity of the Empress
A Chinese folk tale about a fictional emperor named Mai Fong who was known for never marrying due to the fact that she never found anyone she truly loved and turned down a number of suitors due to this.

The tale was later adapted by a number of writers around the globe but its most famous adaptation was the John Hughes film “My Own Person” about a homecoming Queen and cheerleader who never dates due to not being in love but becomes good friends with a boy from the wrong side of the tracks who paints watercolors. It was considered a pedestrian film but very successful at the box office.

Trolley Dodgers
 
Trolley Dodgers
Trolley Dodgers refers to a dangerous pastime of standing in front of trolleys just as they're about to hit, and then jumping away at the right time. Trolley dodging became popular in youth and ghetto circles, often with "points" being given for timing and style, and alongside ghost riding the whip, was a staple of '90s and '00s culture... that led to many unfortunate accidents.

The Chocolate Conquistadors
 
The Chocolate Conquistadors
A short clip on Youtube which depicted the conquest of Mexico and Peru as done entirely by white actors in blackface, it went viral due to the usage of popular and mainstream songs as the background music, and also for the deeply racist portrayal of basically everyone involved.

Psycho-freak-freak-freak
 
Psycho-freak-freak-freak
The chorus from Prince Nelson’s one hit wonder “Psycho Freak” released in 1980. Nelson became famous after his Sioux Falls South Dakota band Black Elk became a local favorite.

Nelson had been born in Minnesota but after his parents died in a car crash at age 6 he was sent to live with an adoptive family in South Dakota, where he claimed he was the only black kid in his elementary school. Eventually he got into music, playing with his band as a teenager traveling across the Midwest, and wrote Psycho Freak after a drunken cowboy in Rapid City called him that name.

Ph.D Disco Tech: Class of 78
 
Ph.D Disco Tech: Class of 78
The second album by one-hit wonder rock band known as Talking Heads. Their one hit song, Take Me to the River, came from this album. It's said that they wanted to pursue a different direction, with the original title being "More Songs About Buildings and Food", but decided to capture the disco craze... to bad results. Their first album, Talking Heads: 77, known for the song Psycho Killer, retains a cult following to this day, some wondering what could've been if they stuck to that direction especially since it was so influential to the beginnings of the New Wave genre.

The Michigan Brigade
 
The second album by one-hit wonder rock band known as Talking Heads. Their one hit song, Take Me to the River, came from this album. It's said that they wanted to pursue a different direction, with the original title being "More Songs About Buildings and Food", but decided to capture the disco craze... to bad results. Their first album, Talking Heads: 77, known for the song Psycho Killer, retains a cult following to this day, some wondering what could've been if they stuck to that direction especially since it was so influential to the beginnings of the New Wave genre.

The Michigan Brigade
Brigade of troops from Michigan, USA who volunteered in the "New Russian Time of Troubles", fighting alongside pro-democracy Russian forces against the Old Regime. The war happened after the collapse of Imperial Russia after the 1905 Rebellions in this ATL spiraled out of control. The wars would not end until late 1915--guerilla war was a reason why it dragged on for so long (combined with the Germans trying to play both sides of the war to weaken Russia further). This collapse of Russia also caused a rearrangement in the alliance system in Europe, with France and Britain distancing themselves from a collapsing Russia. Ironically enough, the violence in Russia helped prevent other violence in Eastern Europe as the German government was able to negotiate a "Halt in Belgrade" plan after the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914, preventing a wider European war. (It didn't hurt that the French and British were appalled by the industrialized violence in Russia and didn't want to jump into a similar conflict)

The Boiling Tide
 
The Boiling Tide
Nickname for the 2007 Alabama Crimson Tide football team lead by head coach Mike Price. Known for their explosive offense and defense. The team won the SEC title but lost an upset title game to Frank Solich’s Nebraska Cornhuskers. They were also known for their excessive personal foul penalties and emotional style of play that seemed to always be full of anger. Thus they gained the name “The Boiling Tide.”

The Dustman Diaries
 
The Dustman Diaries

A popular '90s Vertigo Comics series by Frank Miller and Steve Dillon. It's the story of a superhero only known as Dustman (his real identity is never revealed), who tries to adapt to a constantly changing world, often coming to blows with the younger superheroes. The series won widespread critical acclaim, and in 2005 was adapted as a movie with Bruce Willis as the titular character.

Harry Potter and the damn half pint
 
Harry Potter and the damn half pint
A satirical fanfiction from 2007 that gained infamy for being basically "Harry Potter meets South Park". It became even more infamous when it was revealed in 2015 that the author of it was none other than Justin Roiland of Rick and Morty fame.

Rhodesiagate
 
Rhodesiagate

Referred to the uncovered papers that reveal many goverments (famously united states government) did many scientific experiments with human beings as the subject in rhodesia.the laws of rhodesia at the time still isn't clear on scientific experimentation, thus it's possible for foreign governments (or anybody) to do anything in the name of science in rhodesia. however as the 18th amendment of rhodesia passed, this was no longer the case. by the virtue of this law, many confidential data was revealed to the public, which show the extend of the horrendous situation.

Camp mary and sister andrew
 
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