AH Cultural Descriptions

The House of Poochie
A rumored spin-off of the fictional in-universe character Poochie from The Simpsons. The only word of it was an off-hand mention of it as an idea by Matt Groening in a 1998 interview, following his debut in The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie show. However, nothing more ever came of it. This has become a common discussion among lost media communities.

Berlin's Calling
 
Berlin's Calling

A popular videogame set in a alternate reality where the Nazi won WW2. The plot has the Reich descending in a civil war during the 1980s after the Fuhrer is assasinated by an American spy. The player has to choose one of the following factions: the Wehrmact, the SS, and the Gestapo.

A song of tits and wine
 

Whitewings

Banned
A popular videogame set in a alternate reality where the Nazi won WW2. The plot has the Reich descending in a civil war during the 1980s after the Fuhrer is assasinated by an American spy. The player has to choose one of the following factions: the Wehrmact, the SS, and the Gestapo.

A song of tits and wine
A short novel by Roald Dahl. Aimed at adults, it tells the story of a somewhat careless vintner and his not quite fruitless attempts to keep the local great tits away from his grapes (their fondness for his grapes is noted to be very unusual). Mostly a horror author, the book was one of his few works that could honestly be described as light and relatively cheerful.

Christmas Carousel
 
Vegas, Babies

A notoriously bad tv show that lasted 5 episodes made by former The Man Show host Jimmy Kimmel. The show was about a young kid growing up in Vegas getting into show business and doing other hijinks. The show was heavily panned and it made Kimmel a self described Hollywood pariah.

South American Psycho
 
A notoriously bad tv show that lasted 5 episodes made by former The Man Show host Jimmy Kimmel. The show was about a young kid growing up in Vegas getting into show business and doing other hijinks. The show was heavily panned and it made Kimmel a self described Hollywood pariah.

South American Psycho
A biography of notorious Venezuelan revolutionary and mass murderer Hugo Chavez, who escaped justice after his 1992 coup attempt and led a gurilla campaign for twenty years before his death by cancer in 2012. The biography chronicles his descent into increasingly messianic extreme socialism, as Venezuela flitted between center-right, centrist and left-wing socialist (but still sane about it) parties with a series of elections that were remarked on by the rest of the world as growing less and less corrupt each time, as Venezuela improved in economics, human rights and living standards consistently.

Chavez, though was convinced Venezuala needed a 'Bolivarian Cleansing', a revolutionary purge and war against the upper class, western influence, and more. His rebel movements (they merged, split and changed over time) were consistently supported by Russian and Chinese money.

Battlecraft V: Empire's Fall
 
A biography of notorious Venezuelan revolutionary and mass murderer Hugo Chavez, who escaped justice after his 1992 coup attempt and led a gurilla campaign for twenty years before his death by cancer in 2012. The biography chronicles his descent into increasingly messianic extreme socialism, as Venezuela flitted between center-right, centrist and left-wing socialist (but still sane about it) parties with a series of elections that were remarked on by the rest of the world as growing less and less corrupt each time, as Venezuela improved in economics, human rights and living standards consistently.

Chavez, though was convinced Venezuala needed a 'Bolivarian Cleansing', a revolutionary purge and war against the upper class, western influence, and more. His rebel movements (they merged, split and changed over time) were consistently supported by Russian and Chinese money.

Battlecraft V: Empire's Fall
Battlecraft V: Empire's Fall was the fifth book of the Battlecraft: Pacific War series about the fall of the Japanese Empire in World War II. It was written by Isaac Asimov and was praised for its accuracy to the real-world Pacific Theater of World War II. Highlights included the island-hopping campaign, the Firebombing of Tokyo, and the Atomic Bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. It was generally received as the second-best book in the Battlecraft series, with only Battlecraft I: Day of Infamy (which was about Pearl Harbor and the initial stages of the Pacific Theater of World War II) being better.

Asimov later wrote a second and third Battlecraft series (Called Battlecraft: Our Finest Hour and Battlecraft: Back in the USSR) about other parts of World War II.

The New Russian Time of Troubles
 
The New Russian Time of Troubles

A rather comedic video by russian historian roman "nkfrz" on YouTube explaining the short overview of the second russian civil war. roman himself was born in the middle of the war. and he grew up in the bunker as chelyabynsk was (literally) nuked when he was born.

Redsleeves for the red kaiser
 
Redsleeves for the red kaiser

A play going over the reign of German communist dictator Adolf Shickelgruber. The play covers Shickelgruber’s life, from his early years in Vienna where his father and mother moved after they had been denied a dispensation to marry in the local church. Young Adolf soon grows up in artist circles in Vienna and becomes a socialist revolutionary, eventually moving to the more cosmopolitan Berlin where he becomes known as “Redsleeves” due to his revolutionary politics and advocacy against the First World War, though eventually he is forced to serve on the eastern front.

Eventually he helps lead a German revolution after the defeat of the Germans and Germany becomes arguably the first socialist state in the world, though he doesn’t live long enough to see it, dying in a Munich beer hall in 1923 after being assassinated by conservative veteran Hermann Goering.

The play was first released in 1927 in America where Shickelgruber was a folk hero among many German and Jewish socialists as he often claimed he had Jewish forbearers. The play was successful but eventually went out of favor as the bloody regime of Gregor Strasser turned Germany from a social Democratic state into a dystopian nightmare in the 30s and eventually was invaded by the Soviets , Spanish and Italians during the Comintern War.

Captain Dick and the Longfellows
 
Last edited:
Captain Dick and the Longfellows
A comedic pop punk supergroup consisting of Tim Armstrong (Rancid) on vocals, Mike Ness (Social Distortion) on guitar, Mike Dirnt (Green Day) on bass, and Vinnie Fiorello (Less Than Jake) on drums. The band was active from 1996 to 2003. As the name suggests, the band's entire schtick was immature, juvenile humor and black comedy played ironically, and backed by catchy choruses with power chords. They released two major albums: Long, Hard and Full of Seamen in 1998, and Every Single Inch of My Love in 2001, both to moderate success. The band broke up due to pre-existing commitments, but they do retain a strong cult following to this day.

"The House of Flies" Speech
 
"The House of Flies" Speech
A speech by Congressman Ricardo Mountbain in 1997 to the House of Representatives, shortly before his resignation. During a very public stress-related nervous breakdown, Mountbain declared that the House was 'a House of Flies on the carcass of a once great nation'. In fairness, the US had been in an economic death spiral for the last three years following the collapse of the European Union into civil war and the SARS epidemic in China in recent months hadn't made things better. Most of Congress, increasingly wealthy and in hock to wealthy interests who believed things could be ridden out even as people were driven out of their homes and practically starving in the streets all over the country.

Mountbain's speech would end up being the rallying cry of the new Social Democrats Party that would form in 1999 and win several Senate Seats and 50 seats in Congress in 2000. In the short term it led to a complete shutdown (or nearly so) of government business due to disunity and disagreement, but it paved the way for a start to revovery once the SDP took the House, Senate and Presidency in 2004.

The Ranger-King of Houston
 
The Ranger-King of Houston

A western novel written by author M. Robert Morrison, who became one on the most famous western writers of the 20th century.

The novel, written in 1939, is about a German-Jewish aristocrat forced out due to the revolutions of 1848, who ends up becoming a Texas Ranger in southeast Texas. However, due to his views, he stays loyal to the Union and ends up being hung, though German residents call him their “King.”

The novel was well reviewed but many criticized Morrison, who many said probably just based his view of Texas from the movies and many felt it had glaring historical accuracies. Later critics also pointed to Morrison’s jingoistic attitude seeping through as his ranger character seemed to always say his great America was, but Wayne himself said he wanted to show immigrants in a good light as well as Jews, who he met while going to college at USC.

Morrison later continued to write, even after losing his sight and right arm during World War Two. While he was mostly dismissed as simply popular and not substantive, scholars later did appreciate some of his works.

Booger Hill Gang
 
Booger Hill Gang
An animated series that ran from 1983 to 1987, about the titular Booger Hill Gang, a group of friendly hoodlums in NYC, who look out for the community they live in. While it was it is a bit quaint and corny, it was notable for covering topics like gang violence, drug use, poverty, racism, and bullying, in a family friendly manner, thus helping to introduce such topics to a wider audience.

1985 Live Aid Incident
 
1985 Live Aid Incident
In 1985 at JFK stadium in Philadelphia, a group of protestors from the infamous Westboro Baptist Church protested outside. While police protected them and counter protestors, a cop named John Fosella punched church leader Fred Phelps after Phelps saw a group of Catholic nuns and apparently called them “whores of Babylon, who sodomize the Pope.” Fosella, himself a devout Catholic, punched Phelps and a riot ensued. Fosella was fired but later sued the WBC, while Live Aid organizers condemned the church and argued such protests shouldn’t be allowed.

The Beer that made Milwaukee puke.
 
Last edited:
The Beer that made Milwaukee puke.
In 1988, a beer promotion done by Budweiser went horribly wrong due to a the beer being contaminated with a strain of a virus that caused drinkers to get violently ill. Because the promotion Budweiser was doing was citywide large swaths of Milwaukee's population ended up puking and the mess was so severe. Clean up efforts took till the end of the month. Hence, Budweiser now has this nickname among many circles.

Camp Bloodbath
 
Camp Bloodbath
A haunted house attraction that went horribly wrong. Camp Bloodbath was located by a lake in the Redwood forests of Northern California, and was opened on 1995 as a haunted house attraction.

Guests would pay for a week there on the eve of Halloween, where they would get stalked, see weird ghostly figures (people in very good costumes), chased by masked men, sprayed with blood etc. in the midst of normal camp activities like hiking, fishing, games and so on. As the week went on, the stunts became more extreme, frequent, insane and scary. Attendees could opt out at anytime, which became more frequent towards the end (often if they get kidnapped out of nowhere and subject to psychological torture). You were given a certificate if you could survive the whole week (which roughly only 40% of attendees laid claim to). Not for nothing did you have to be at least 17 to attend, and sign a waiver.

It was meant to emulate the feel of a classic teen horror movie in real life, which was a novel idea to be sure. This went on for over a decade, and garnered a major reputation in the process, with many people (from couples, friends, and families) signing up to try this out.

Unfortunately, in 2007, a murderer known as Jorge Romero Jr., snuck into the festivities, and enacted a killing spree with a pickaxe. Initially believed to be part of the show, he preyed on unsuspecting victims, and killed a total of 13 people before he was apprehended and sentenced to life in prison. Sadly, this incident was an unshakable blow to Camp Bloodbath's reputation. 2008's annual festival was cancelled, and in 2009, it was formally announced the Camp Bloodbath was closed for good. To this day, Camp Bloodbath is used as a cautionary tale of what happens when you don't have proper security, and the memory has been forever sullied by the incident.

Spaceballs II: The Search for More Money
 
Spaceballs II: The Search for More Money

A sequel to Mel Brooks' Spaceball, made in 1998 by his son Max for the tenth anniversary of his father's death. Despite not being as popular as the first movie, Spaceballs II was enough well received and It has gained a dedicated cult following.

Flashman vs the She-Devil with a Sword
 
A sequel to Mel Brooks' Spaceball, made in 1998 by his son Max for the tenth anniversary of his father's death. Despite not being as popular as the first movie, Spaceballs II was enough well received and It has gained a dedicated cult following.

Flashman vs the She-Devil with a Sword
Flashman vs the She-Devil with a Sword was the name of a short run comic series in the early 90s, reasonably popular back in the day but since mostly forgotten.

The Grand Murals of Persepolis
 
The Grand Murals of Persepolis
Iranian-French novelist Marjane Satrapi, after the publishing of her book Persepolis, decided to allow an art challenge by requesting that young artists paint scenes from her novel on the walls of her house.
This was wildly successful and in 2018 would inspire a TikTok challenge.

Should've Said Yes, Huh?
 
Should've Said Yes, Huh?
2009 song by Taylor Swift making fun of her ex, Ed Sheehan, who she broke up with to marry the much older David Allan Coe. Many felt Swift had married Coe for money and hoped he’d pass away from years of drug abuse, and to convince people, she wrote a song about asking Sheeran to marry her, but he said no.

Swift and Coe had their marriage annulled after two years and eventually Coe wrote a song called “Don’t get ‘em young” which many called one of the filthiest country songs ever written.Swift just simply ignored it but her record sales dropped and eventually she spiraled into cocaine abuse and making appearances on cheap game shows.

Jones’ Folly: The Story of the Leningrad Cowboys.
 
Last edited:
Top